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psuedonym adelaide, South Australia Australia
Sat Oct 11, 2008 9:54 AM CST : What classics have you heard?
Shell225: I know... I just SOOooooo damn fussy and hard to please



oh well..... admitting the problem exists is the first step toward rectifying it rolling on the floor laughing laugh rolling on the floor laughing
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kizzy27 Nowra, New South Wales Australia
Sun Oct 12, 2008 3:19 AM CST : What classics have you heard?
ok new installment

I dont drink much, I only really get wasted twice a week.

mmmm ooooooook
No date!!!!


AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHuh oh uh oh hole hole hole
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Shell225 Brisbane, Queensland Australia
Sun Oct 12, 2008 5:07 AM CST : What classics have you heard?
^^^^^rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
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kizzy27 Nowra, New South Wales Australia
Sun Oct 12, 2008 5:37 AM CST : What classics have you heard?
Just recieved a facinating email .....




heres just a snip...

Oh and by the way.... "Don't try and romance me" Slap me around (you use your imagination with that one),


I tell you have I got a loser magnet implanted in me somewhere?????doh frustrated thumbs down
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monty611 gladstone, Queensland Australia
Fri Oct 17, 2008 4:15 AM CST : What classics have you heard?
kizzy27: Just recieved a facinating email .....

heres just a snip...

Oh and by the way.... "Don't try and romance me" Slap me around (you use your imagination with that one), I tell you have I got a loser magnet implanted in me somewhere?????



Were in the farkin hell do u find these wackjobs rolling on the floor laughing
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aberfoyle Coffs Harbour, New South Wales Australia
Fri Oct 17, 2008 4:52 AM CST : What classics have you heard?
I've been married twice Kizzy.....think I've heard enough B'shit to last us both.

Good luck....cause we are both gonna need it !

cheers
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Bikebuilder39 St Marys, New South Wales Australia
Fri Oct 17, 2008 8:37 PM CST : What classics have you heard?
The one and only time I speed dated One of the "Ladies" there looked abit odd . When it came to my turn of 5 minutes of conversation I noticed the "Lady" had an adam's apple . When I commented on it I copped this beauty- " I used to be a man . Is that a problem ?" Conversation pretty much stopped after that . I have nothing against TV's or TS's but I don't find them sexually attractive. Waste of money that night was .......
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aberfoyle Coffs Harbour, New South Wales Australia
Fri Oct 17, 2008 8:59 PM CST : What classics have you heard?
" I used to be a man . Is that a problem ?"


You poor man ! I suppose IT was extremely offended that you didn't fall for IT's charms too.

Eeewwwwww Yuck

Good luck with the future searching

From

A real girl

lips lips
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missgenuine wagga wagga, New South Wales Australia
Sat Oct 18, 2008 1:42 AM CST : What classics have you heard?
ploughingstar: why do girls get all the corny ones all i get is spam lol.. i do have a fav line which i only try for giggle - have you ever tripper over a tree? no well how about a root! but again i really dont think id get a reply!


HAHA i like that one!!!
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aberfoyle Coffs Harbour, New South Wales Australia
Sat Oct 18, 2008 4:04 AM CST : What classics have you heard?
Just got proposed to by a kid (22 years)....wants to escape from his situation !blushing

Lucky for him, I wasn't born yesterday !!!

OR

the day before that either scold
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kizzy27 Nowra, New South Wales Australia
Tue Nov 18, 2008 10:55 PM CST : What classics have you heard?
Ok was just informed that a viagra induced erection is by far more superior than the average one ,,,now this I must tell you all is in an opening email first contact ,It is also full of other wonderful information regarding the aurthors prowess in the bedroom.... the bearer of this exciting news is 67 yrs of age .....

mmmm tempting rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
I think ill passbarf
Kizzylips
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Hello_you North Shore, Auckland New Zealand
Tue Nov 18, 2008 11:05 PM CST : What classics have you heard?
MellieMels: Gosh if this is what the dating world is like maybe I should just give up before I even really begin!! I did have hope before reading your post Kizzy but now I'm scared!!


Kizzy you must be a magnet for weirods ---- afterall I'm talking to you.

Now syop it before you scare people like Mel from having a good time. You can act like a weirdness filter that collects them all so the others don't have to suffer. Good lass.laugh
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kizzy27 Nowra, New South Wales Australia
Tue Nov 18, 2008 11:12 PM CST : What classics have you heard?
subject : "wanna fuck?"

email opening line "i'm a shy woman .............."

i answered that whilst i do wanna fuck, i didnt like shyness in a woman lol


I dont know how i missed this one Psuedo what a classic !!!!rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
GR8 come back btw thumbs up
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kizzy27 Nowra, New South Wales Australia
Tue Nov 18, 2008 11:16 PM CST : What classics have you heard?
Hello_you: Kizzy you must be a magnet for weirods ---- afterall I'm talking to you.

Now syop it before you scare people like Mel from having a good time. You can act like a weirdness filter that collects them all so the others don't have to suffer. Good lass.


I think it was the stocking legs pic & the white leather handcuffs I had on my profile ...dunno
Mind you the amount of mail i got was astounding!!!
Anyone would think thatssome & I stress some men on here are sexually motivated .......
as for the weirdness filter ...yeah ill be the buffer lol
I get one guy emails me every few weeks says ....did you cum today?
I reply ofcourse !
thats it lol
weird lol
funny tho
Kizzy
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sxc666 Central Coast, New South Wales Australia
Wed Nov 19, 2008 12:08 AM CST : What classics have you heard?
lol I still remember a time my Mum and Dad where fighting.

She said too my Dad 'Don't you tell me what you said, I've got a memory like an elephant, and the ass to match' uh oh rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing

It was a classic, my sister, brother and me still laugh about that.
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kismat national park, Waikato New Zealand
Wed Nov 19, 2008 2:34 AM CST : What classics have you heard?
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aberfoyle Coffs Harbour, New South Wales Australia
Wed Nov 19, 2008 3:32 AM CST : What classics have you heard?
frustrated oh bugger I deleted two classics the other day and now I can't remember them.

One was along the lines of me being sweeter than the summer wine confused


And the other was that I would have to help this dude change his wicked ways laugh



Same dude..........barf


Got wicked ways.....scold don't write me laugh laugh laugh
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Arealguy69 Auckland, Auckland New Zealand
Wed Nov 19, 2008 5:15 AM CST : What classics have you heard?
An open email to all the women in this forum.

Hi ladies, i suppose you are feeling very fortunate about now because i have chosen to communicate with you all (you can thank me later when i'm doing you hard) but i just wanted you to know what a great catch i am.
I have a penis the length breadth and weight of a nuclear submarine and if you play your cards right you may touch it or maybe if im feeling generous maybe more.
I also have my own room at my mothers house because she cooks and cleans for me and if you turn out to be anything like her then you can do those things for me too when i move to your house.
I suppose if we were to go out you would have to pick me up as i dont know what time the buses run to and i dont have a car, but when i get one you will have to take your shoes off before you get in it.
I cant be arsed working for a living so you will have to earn enough for both of us.
You should know that i am extremely dependent, insecure and opinionated, in other words your perfect guy.
So let me know if you want to have sex with me right now and come over and pick me up so we can go back to yours and after i've proved my manliness to you can cook me a feed....

Your perfect Man.

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Ralf74 Bacchus Marsh, Victoria Australia
Wed Nov 19, 2008 5:20 AM CST : What classics have you heard?
smitten What a charmer, where do i apply?? rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing

barf
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Arealguy69 Auckland, Auckland New Zealand
Wed Nov 19, 2008 5:22 AM CST : What classics have you heard?
Ralf74: What a charmer, where do i apply??


Aint i just?rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
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