What classics have you heard?

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kizzy27 Nowra, New South Wales Australia
Wed Nov 19, 2008 5:27 AM CST : What classics have you heard?
Arealguy69: An open email to all the women in this forum.

Hi ladies, i suppose you are feeling very fortunate about now because i have chosen to communicate with you all (you can thank me later when i'm doing you hard) but i just wanted you to know what a great catch i am.
I have a penis the length breadth and weight of a nuclear submarine and if you play your cards right you may touch it or maybe if im feeling generous maybe more.
I also have my own room at my mothers house because she cooks and cleans for me and if you turn out to be anything like her then you can do those things for me too when i move to your house.
I suppose if we were to go out you would have to pick me up as i dont know what time the buses run to and i dont have a car, but when i get one you will have to take your shoes off before you get in it.
I cant be arsed working for a living so you will have to earn enough for both of us.
You should know that i am extremely dependent, insecure and opinionated, in other words your perfect guy.
So let me know if you want to have sex with me right now and come over and pick me up so we can go back to yours and after i've proved my manliness to you can cook me a feed....

Your perfect Man.




hey didnt you contact me last week confused
2 timer ...very mad very mad very mad
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Arealguy69 Auckland, Auckland New Zealand
Wed Nov 19, 2008 5:29 AM CST : What classics have you heard?
kizzy27: hey didnt you contact me last week
2 timer ...


You didnt pick me up....tongue
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kizzy27 Nowra, New South Wales Australia
Sun May 17, 2009 5:47 AM CST : What classics have you heard?
Arealguy69: You didnt pick me up....



dayum mumbling


On a new note Ive been told by someone tonite that he has decided to move to Australia from the UK based solely on my photograph & profile ...
he will be here by the 1st of june
help
Apparently I am Just the woman he has been searching for !!!
Lucky I waited ...roll eyes
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Ralf74 Bacchus Marsh, Victoria Australia
Sun May 17, 2009 6:09 AM CST : What classics have you heard?
rolling on the floor laughing Did he ask if you can buy his ticket?
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kizzy27 Nowra, New South Wales Australia
Sun May 17, 2009 6:12 AM CST : What classics have you heard?
Ralf74: Did he ask if you can buy his ticket?


Nope just rockin up apparently...confused


didnt realize I have that effect on men but there you go !!!
rolling on the floor laughing


got a feeling that question is coming ralf ,,,doh
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Ralf74 Bacchus Marsh, Victoria Australia
Sun May 17, 2009 6:28 AM CST : What classics have you heard?
kizzy27: Nope just rockin up apparently... didnt realize I have that effect on men but there you go !!!
got a feeling that question is coming ralf ,,,


Well it is always good to know you've still got it!! I am not sure i ever had it that good!! laugh
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zztopbanana NSW, OZ & Puke Bay, Porirua, Wellington New Zealand
Sun May 17, 2009 10:42 AM CST : What classics have you heard?
Sibelius - Finlandia
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