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Dont care really aS long as its done properly but I am bias towards

Well i think the rodeo position is the best.
Thats when you start out doggy, the man cups each breast in his hands
whispers into my ear..
Hey your tits feel just like your sisters...
Then tries to hang on for 8 seconds...



Does it for me everytime ...

is my fave position..... gets all the way in

I like it up against a wall facing away having handfulls of my hair grabbed, or ofcourse the dining tables always a top pic , hands cuffed behind my back left shoulder on the table , ya just cant move ....very exciting.

take out her Glass eye and skull fuck her

Bent over a table is the choice, I think!! That way when you thrust it goes nice and deep and she feels full!! also there's no way that your thrusting will push her away, she has to take it...hehehe

And then call her cockeyed..

I have it on good authority thatThe fav position for people who have been married for ova a decade is ...wait for it "Doggie style"

Yep Its true

The survey revealed its because...

The husband sits up & begs & the wife rolls ova & plays dead.....

I thought it was cos they don't have to look at each other if they do it that way

I've not been married.... I certainly don't roll ova and play dead...
I buck and kick whilst having my hair pulled out
On top backwards is another fave of mine

can't argue with that sxc

and yep .. (on stairs is always good!)

why do they call is doggy when lots of other animals do it the same way?

I mean.. it could have been called elephant style or lion style or bear style

true... I've often wondered that too

Girls , girls , girls

Dont you know it has nothing to do with an actual dog !!!!
It stands for :

Delectable
Orgasams
Generally
Gotten
In this position
Easily


see live n learn girls ....


Kizzy

roll: well... you learn something new everyday

ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh ... now THAT makes perfect sense now!!!!

you can thank me later in the cellar in Kizzys bar
by the way ive got a new boy callin in later very delectable 32 from rocky make him welcome he is comin to visit me ...mmmmmm

Ok Yoss Either you have reinvented your name ....or someone else looks exactly like you.
why do I aSK
BECAUSE THAT IS A BODY I DONT EASILY FORGET!!!!

so which is it ?
This leads me to believe that perhaps Yoss or is it {dont worry i remember the name }??? you are not the mouthwateringly delicious specimen of a man you are advertising yourself to be ....
mmmm well just wondering & if im wrong & you have just changed your profile completley for reasons known only to you then my sinsere apologies for calling you a fake , player, loser.etc etc etc etc
Ok
Jmo
Kizzy