What is the best piece of advice you ever heard?

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Ralf74 Bacchus Marsh, Victoria Australia
When I was at school there was a bit of trouble going around so our school principal tried to calm the situation by addressing the school with some advice. He said "Believe nothing that you hear and only half of what you see." To this day I live by that advice. We all get caught up in everyone elses' business far too often. I am wondering if anyone else has recieved some great advice and how it has helped them....wine



Lou29 Floating in the Riverina, New South Wales Australia
I like that advice, thumbs up



Don't know about advice per say, but I love the quote "don't live your life waiting for the storm to pass, learn to dance in the rain"


bubblesron maryborough, Queensland Australia
The morning we sailed for Vietnam in 1965, just after the captain announced that the penalty for sleeping on watch was death

The petty officer said " what ever you do, dont sleep on watch, they will hang you."

Seemed like good advice to a 17 yo



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sxc666 Central Coast, New South Wales Australia
Sleep with as many men as you can before you get married.uh oh devil



Ralf74 Bacchus Marsh, Victoria Australia
Lou29: I like that advice,
Don't know about advice per say, but I love the quote "don't live your life waiting for the storm to pass, learn to dance in the rain"


That's great Lou, mind if I use it??? I am one of those who waits, I need to be more spontaneous. Too much thinking! I hate it (gets me into trouble!).scold
bubblesron maryborough, Queensland Australia
sxc666: Sleep with as many men as you can before you get married.


BUGGER that sxc, the idea has no appeal at all for me



Ralf74 Bacchus Marsh, Victoria Australia
sxc666: Sleep with as many men as you can before you get married.


Good one, have done that though! Now that I am not married again, do you suggest the same? I hope so! devil
sxc666 Central Coast, New South Wales Australia
bubblesron: BUGGER that sxc, the idea has no appeal at all for me
yeah it was joke.

Must be anal day around here today.roll eyes roll eyes roll eyes


But you are correct it only appeals to me after you have been married and heading for a divorce then bonk everything in site. My bad I got it the wrong way around devil
bubblesron maryborough, Queensland Australia
saw the joke love lol, just no men for me please, I think i am a lesbian because women have always appealed to me sexually rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
sxc666 Central Coast, New South Wales Australia
Ralf74: Good one, have done that though! Now that I am not married again, do you suggest the same? I hope so!
shit yes, now you're not married it's cock city out there.













Warning- all seperated women take note. Ensure the male penis can get erect prior to ending up in the sheets you don't want to be wasting your time on a dead dick
Twodawgz melbourne, Victoria Australia
sxc666: shit yes, now you're not married it's cock city out there.

Warning- all seperated women take note. Ensure the male penis can get erect prior to ending up in the sheets you don't want to be wasting your time on a dead dick




8===========================D WOO HOO cock a doodle doo.. banana



Ralf74 Bacchus Marsh, Victoria Australia
sxc666: shit yes, now you're not married it's cock city out there.

Warning- all seperated women take note. Ensure the male penis can get erect prior to ending up in the sheets you don't want to be wasting your time on a dead dick


Oh crap, thanks for the warning, I never even thought about that and I suppose at my age it is something that may start creeping up (pardon the pun) doh I'll stock up on the viagra just in case!
kizzy27 Nowra, New South Wales Australia
Warning- all seperated women take note. Ensure the male penis can get erect prior to ending up in the sheets you don't want to be wasting your time on a dead dick



Just found this thread ....




you mind if I get the Tshirt printed Tina ??
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Pricelessthumbs up
kizzy27 Nowra, New South Wales Australia
My quote well for dating sites is this:


Dont make anyone a priority that only makes you an option....


Kizzylips
kidatheart Earth, Alberta Canada
Don't pee on an electrified fence.troll



Ralf74 Bacchus Marsh, Victoria Australia
kizzy27: My quote well for dating sites is this:Dont make anyone a priority that only makes you an option.... Kizzy


Priceless...you're worth more!

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Another one, my aunt (may she rest in peace) told me she would always prefer a thief in her house than a liar. She said that a thief can only take your possessions but a liar can ruin you...should have listened earlier, my ex was a lying prick! very mad
kizzy27 Nowra, New South Wales Australia
If it looks like dog shit , & smells like dog shit chances are it probobly is dog shit....barf
Twodawgz melbourne, Victoria Australia
The two my old man always used to say to me..


Not to keep thinking about what I want to do in life but.. doing what I want to do in life.

Never forget what was wronged to you... BUT forgive those who wrong you.

blondeaozichick Melbourne, Victoria Australia
It's true that we don't know what we've got until we lose it, but it's also true that we don't know what we've been missing until it arrives.
blondeaozichick Melbourne, Victoria Australia
Son, if you really want something in this life, you have to work for it. Now quiet! They're about to announce the lottery numbers.


Homer Simpson




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