what do you do on a first date

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Threadbare Delhi India
Sun Nov 30, 2008 11:31 AM CST : what do you do on a first date
I have some suggestions on what NOT to do;

Sit rubbing your temples with your eyes closed muttering "oh my god" after meeting

Forget the facial depilatories

Snort and spray food when you laugh

forget to brush your teeth at least twice

Tell jokes about premature ejaculation

Discuss female ejaculation during the main course

Wear a g-string that shows above the waist line

Refer to anatomical parts using 4 letter anglosaxon options

Have REALLY large hands, false nails, big hair and a husky voice

Whine about every one and everything, forget to thank your benefactor then wonder why he didn't walk you to the door and spun the wheels as he drove off laughing into the night

Order the lobster








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kizzy27 Nowra, New South Wales Australia
Sun Nov 30, 2008 3:00 PM CST : what do you do on a first date
Threadbare: I have some suggestions on what NOT to do;

Sit rubbing your temples with your eyes closed muttering "oh my god" after meeting

Forget the facial depilatories

Snort and spray food when you laugh

forget to brush your teeth at least twice

Tell jokes about premature ejaculation

Discuss female ejaculation during the main course

Wear a g-string that shows above the waist line

Refer to anatomical parts using 4 letter anglosaxon options

Have REALLY large hands, false nails, big hair and a husky voice

Whine about every one and everything, forget to thank your benefactor then wonder why he didn't walk you to the door and spun the wheels as he drove off laughing into the night

Order the lobster



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