Twodawgz: Back in my early teens was on a surfing trip with the Portsea surf club on one hot humid night with a gut full of happy juice thought id go for a stroll along the surf beach on my lonesome got talking to two girlie's that looked like they were hit by a runaway cattle truck. Cut the long story short was straight up and in pounding these two aliens, had been followed and then interrupted when sand was kicked onto my ass it was my mates they took one look at these horrors and called me a sick dawg.. Soooo thats me twodawgz..
I love it, that's classic, it didn't happen to be in Cairns did it? I can't remember what the hell I did that night I got my nickname???
Nice play on words from you psuedo!