bourbon: It aint a war.... they invaded us, and we let them.
More kiwis here now than in New Zealand.
New Zealand's National Anthem
Da da da da da da da da da boiling mud
Dum dum dum Dum dum dum Dum dum dum boiling mud
God loves New Zealand he gave us boiling mud
God's the full quid 'cause that isn't all he did
God gave us sheep, 'cause you can't shear boiling mud
With a tiki tiki here and a hakka hakka there
Here a tiki there a hakka every where a tiki hakka
God loves New Zealand he gave us boiling mud
God's the full quid 'cause that isn't all he did
God gave us snow, you can't ski down boiling mud
With a moo-cow moo-cow here
We got cheese and butter there
Here's some milk there's some cream
Every where's some cow pats
God loves New Zealand he gave us boiling mud
God had some fun but he's not the only one
Piggy Muldoon he can bathe in nice warm mud
We've got 19 towns up north
We've got 20 towns down south
19 here 20 there
Everywhere it's 1920
God loves New Zealand he gave us boiling mud
God's the full quid 'cause that isn't all he did
God gave us rugby, you can't kick boiling mud
God gave us cricket, you can't lose boiling mud
God gave us Australia
You can't live in boiling mud
(Reprise)
God loves New Zealand he gave us boiling mud
God's the full quid 'cause that isn't all he did
God gave us rugby, you can't kick boiling mud
God gave us cricket, you can't lose boiling mud
God gave us Australia
You can't live in boiling mud
Oh, boooiiiiling Muuuuuud
The Samuel Pepy's Show
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