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kizzy27 Nowra, New South Wales Australia
bourbon: Seems like a lot of trouble for a pair of shoes... I can get them here without a fitting.



ahh ok I give up !!!!drinking



bourbon Sunshine Coast, Queensland Australia
blondeaozichick: I could have sex 10 times a day and still want more


A blonde nympho... if your father owned a brewery, I'd be on my way over there! rolling on the floor laughing



bourbon Sunshine Coast, Queensland Australia
kizzy27: ahh ok I give up !!!!


You could stop by on your way to Italy and measure me up. wink
blondeaozichick Melbourne, Victoria Australia
bourbon: A blonde nympho... if your father owned a brewery, I'd be on my way over there!


awwwwwwwww why dont ya just admit it bourbs.. you like that fact that I'm a blonde nympho and it don't matter if my dad don't own a brewery.. you will be here anyway grin



bourbon Sunshine Coast, Queensland Australia
blondeaozichick: awwwwwwwww why dont ya just admit it bourbs.. you like that fact that I'm a blonde nympho and it don't matter if my dad don't own a brewery.. you will be here anyway


Yes and No

Yes, I like the fact you're a blonde nympho grin....

And...

No, it DOES matter that your dad doesn't own a brewery. blues

BUT...

I will settle for a distillery. drinking
Shell225 Brisbane, Queensland Australia
well he is a cousin of BIGFOOT & well Bourbs you know what they say about big feet........
& I gotta say I have found that to be not a myth.....

Thanks Kizzy .. I learn something new everyday.. and I just thought it was the tall slim guys banana
kizzy27 Nowra, New South Wales Australia
bourbon: You could stop by on your way to Italy and measure me up.




mmmm A foot job isnt really quite what I had in mind .....did i mention I own a bar ???
Yes I know its a cyber bar but farkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk Its still a bar !grin drinking
kizzy27 Nowra, New South Wales Australia
Shell225: well he is a cousin of BIGFOOT & well Bourbs you know what they say about big feet........
& I gotta say I have found that to be not a myth.....

Thanks Kizzy .. I learn something new everyday.. and I just thought it was the tall slim guys



Your welcome Shell .....happy to share infodetective detective detective detective
blondeaozichick Melbourne, Victoria Australia
bourbon: Yes and No

Yes, I like the fact you're a blonde nympho ....

And...

No, it DOES matter that your dad doesn't own a brewery.

BUT...

I will settle for a distillery.


oh bloody hell .. he don't have one of them either mumbling



bourbon Sunshine Coast, Queensland Australia
kizzy27: mmmm A foot job isnt really quite what I had in mind .....did i mention I own a bar ???
Yes I know its a cyber bar but farkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk Its still a bar !


Did I mention that I own a bar laugh

Yeah, foot job wasn't what I had in mind either. wink
Shell225 Brisbane, Queensland Australia
kizzy27: Your welcome Shell .....happy to share info


Now I'm not gonna know where to look...

look up....


look down...


look up....

look down...


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bourbon Sunshine Coast, Queensland Australia
blondeaozichick: oh bloody hell .. he don't have one of them either


A blonde who's father doesn't own a brewery or a distillery... I can get that kind of blonde anywhere. rolling on the floor laughing



bourbon Sunshine Coast, Queensland Australia
Shell225:

Now I'm not gonna know where to look...

look up....look down...look up....

look down...


Sounds like you've had a sheltered life... I'll give ya something to look at. laugh
blondeaozichick Melbourne, Victoria Australia
bourbon: A blonde who's father doesn't own a brewery or a distillery... I can get that kind of blonde anywhere.


true... but... they aren't me grin



bourbon Sunshine Coast, Queensland Australia
blondeaozichick: true... but... they aren't me


They aren't in Victoria either. rolling on the floor laughing
blondeaozichick Melbourne, Victoria Australia
bourbon: They aren't in Victoria either.


ok smart arse rolling on the floor laughing

kizzy27 Nowra, New South Wales Australia
bourbon: They aren't in Victoria either.



Victorian Bitter??????drinking



bourbon Sunshine Coast, Queensland Australia
kizzy27: Victorian Bitter??????

She's getting that way. drinking
blondeaozichick Melbourne, Victoria Australia
bourbon: She's getting that way.


mumbling I wasn't before.. but I am after that comment mumbling
Shell225 Brisbane, Queensland Australia
burbon .. I think I've found those other pretty things you wanted to say ..

'do ya fark on first dates
does ya dad own a brewery
could I feel ya t*ts
or would you show 'em to me
Cause you've got a nice head
And you look pretty honest
So me face I'll be leavin 'in a quart of an hour
I'd like you to be on it' Kevin Bloody Wilson

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