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blondeaozichick Melbourne, Victoria Australia
Tue Oct 14, 2008 6:05 AM CST : If you want sex...
SmilingInside: And men prefer to think about sex all day, then get drunk........


and I suppose you wouldn't be able to actually do it too well after getting drunk either... so sounds like you will only ever get to think about it laugh
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Pockets66 Kelmscott, Western Australia Australia
Wed Oct 15, 2008 6:00 AM CST : If you want sex...
kizzy27: Quantity or quality...
both would be nice but sadly its a rare commodity .
& to be honest im getting a bit sick of it .

Australia post just realeased a series of new postage stamps , they are shaped just like clits ..Sales are proving very poor due to only 5 % of Australian men knowing how to lick them properly.
A coincidence...
I think not ...
Kizzy

What is it they say?
What's the difference between a golf ball and a clit?



Most men will spent ten minutes looking for a golf ball!!!!!!!!!
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Pockets66 Kelmscott, Western Australia Australia
Wed Oct 15, 2008 6:02 AM CST : If you want sex...
redozichick: If I were a man...I'd prefer to be getting sex all day, then getting pissed... not thinking about sex


If I were a woman.....

Nah, if I were a woman I'd never get anything done.

I'd spend all day playing with my breasts!
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redozichick Brisbane, Queensland Australia
Wed Oct 15, 2008 10:36 PM CST : If you want sex...
Pockets66: If I were a woman.....

Nah, if I were a woman I'd never get anything done.

I'd spend all day playing with my breasts!




hmmm I guess... if I were a man....yer... I'd be playing with my 8===D
all daylaugh
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blondeaozichick Melbourne, Victoria Australia
Fri Oct 17, 2008 7:26 AM CST : If you want sex...
redozichick: I guess... if I were a man....yer... I'd be playing with my 8===D
all day


then you would get arrested if your out in public doing it laugh
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redozichick Brisbane, Queensland Australia
Fri Oct 17, 2008 8:05 AM CST : If you want sex...
blondeaozichick: then you would get arrested if your out in public doing it


I'd just stay home thenwink
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kizzy27 Nowra, New South Wales Australia
Fri Oct 17, 2008 5:51 PM CST : If you want sex...
redozichick: I guess... if I were a man....yer... I'd be playing with my 8===D
all day




Then youde be like every other man on the planet....
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kizzy27 Nowra, New South Wales Australia
Fri Oct 17, 2008 5:52 PM CST : If you want sex...
Pockets66: What is it they say?
What's the difference between a golf ball and a clit?
Most men will spent ten minutes looking for a golf ball!!!!!!!!!



I knowwwwwww I mean WTF!!!!
iTS NOT LIKE ITS LASSITERS REEF ???
FFS
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psuedonym adelaide, South Australia Australia
Fri Oct 17, 2008 6:50 PM CST : If you want sex...
kizzy27: I knowwwwwww I mean WTF!!!!
iTS NOT LIKE ITS LASSITERS REEF ???
FFS



well i guess lassiter had no trouble finding that??????
where's lassiter's reef anyway???????
clits are easier to find than the remote for the tv



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kizzy27 Nowra, New South Wales Australia
Fri Oct 17, 2008 8:37 PM CST : If you want sex...
clits are easier to find than the remote for the tv

Not for the majority of Australian men .....mumbling


nah just kidding Its the g spot that need the gps
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bourbon Sunshine Coast, Queensland Australia
Mon Oct 20, 2008 5:47 AM CST : If you want sex...
kizzy27: clits are easier to find than the remote for the tv

Not for the majority of Australian men ..... nah just kidding Its the g spot that need the gps


Anyone seen my remote? confused
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Pockets66 Kelmscott, Western Australia Australia
Mon Oct 20, 2008 11:03 AM CST : If you want sex...
bourbon: Anyone seen my remote?

's long as you don't find one whilst looking for the other huh?

Unless there is a bit of wrestling happening on the couch I 'spose.
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blondeaozichick Melbourne, Victoria Australia
Tue Oct 21, 2008 5:14 AM CST : If you want sex...
If you want sex...


yes I do.. now what? dunno

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bourbon Sunshine Coast, Queensland Australia
Tue Oct 21, 2008 5:20 AM CST : If you want sex...
blondeaozichick: If you want sex...

yes I do.. now what?


Spoken like a true blonde. wine
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kizzy27 Nowra, New South Wales Australia
Tue Oct 21, 2008 5:23 AM CST : If you want sex...
bourbon: Spoken like a true blonde.
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blondeaozichick Melbourne, Victoria Australia
Tue Oct 21, 2008 5:24 AM CST : If you want sex...
bourbon: Spoken like a true blonde.


like a true blonde single woman at that wink sooooooo that means I have a choice when and who with.. when I want yeah ? grin
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kizzy27 Nowra, New South Wales Australia
Tue Oct 21, 2008 5:26 AM CST : If you want sex...
blondeaozichick: like a true blonde single woman at that sooooooo that means I have a choice when and who with.. when I want yeah ?



so No Bourbalicious on the menu tonite then ....
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blondeaozichick Melbourne, Victoria Australia
Tue Oct 21, 2008 5:28 AM CST : If you want sex...
kizzy27: so No Bourbalicious on the menu tonite then ....


he is on the menu??? no one told me that mumbling
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redozichick Brisbane, Queensland Australia
Tue Oct 21, 2008 5:31 AM CST : If you want sex...
blondeaozichick: he is on the menu??? no one told me that


yeah... I'd like a taste of thatwink
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Jimi123499 Central, Victoria Australia
Tue Oct 21, 2008 5:38 AM CST : If you want sex...
kizzy27: clits are easier to find than the remote for the tv

Not for the majority of Australian men ..... nah just kidding Its the g spot that need the gps


I'm a bit confused here confused but isn't clitasourus a Domino's Pizza and a g stripe on a monaro....and I'm the gps (General Pratitioner at your Service).....anyways all I need now is the remote..........and I can watch TV..... grin drinking
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