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viper3310 Gladstone, Queensland Australia
Tue Oct 21, 2008 5:47 AM CST : If you want sex...
Jimi123499: I'm a bit confused here but isn't clitasourus a Domino's Pizza and a g stripe on a monaro....and I'm the gps (General Pratitioner at your Service).....anyways all I need now is the remote..........and I can watch TV.....


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kizzy27 Nowra, New South Wales Australia
Tue Oct 21, 2008 6:44 AM CST : If you want sex...
Jimi123499: I'm a bit confused here but isn't clitasourus a Domino's Pizza and a g stripe on a monaro....and I'm the gps (General Pratitioner at your Service).....anyways all I need now is the remote..........and I can watch TV.....




Need I say more......crying
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maybesoon brisbane, Queensland Australia
Fri Nov 28, 2008 4:31 PM CST : If you want sex...
kizzy27: Quantity or quality...
both would be nice but sadly its a rare commodity .
& to be honest im getting a bit sick of it .

Australia post just realeased a series of new postage stamps , they are shaped just like clits ..Sales are proving very poor due to only 5 % of Australian men knowing how to lick them properly.
A coincidence...
I think not ...
Kizzy



what a relief, to know we have self lube rollers that do it for us!!! ill have to let the other 5% of men, know they dont have to use their tounge anymore...rolling on the floor laughing
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kizzy27 Nowra, New South Wales Australia
Fri Nov 28, 2008 4:52 PM CST : If you want sex...
maybesoon: what a relief, to know we have self lube rollers that do it for us!!! ill have to let the other 5% of men, know they dont have to use their tounge anymore...


You reralize that i shall hunt you down & kill you if you do.....
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maybesoon brisbane, Queensland Australia
Fri Nov 28, 2008 5:01 PM CST : If you want sex...
kizzy27: You reralize that i shall hunt you down & kill you if you do.....



sounds like fun...i promise i wont use my tougue!!!yay
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faffy christchurch, Canterbury New Zealand
Fri Nov 28, 2008 5:24 PM CST : If you want sex...
whats a clitconfused laugh
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poodle2000 Melbourne, Victoria Australia
Fri Nov 28, 2008 5:39 PM CST : If you want sex...
faffy: whats a clit


OK - the question of why you migt not be getting any is solvedrolling on the floor laughing
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faffy christchurch, Canterbury New Zealand
Fri Nov 28, 2008 6:00 PM CST : If you want sex...
poodle2000: OK - the question of why you migt not be getting any is solved
u might hav 2 educate merolling on the floor laughing
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poodle2000 Melbourne, Victoria Australia
Fri Nov 28, 2008 8:36 PM CST : If you want sex...
faffy: u might hav 2 educate me


Well, you'll have to come to Melbourne. thenlaugh

Beautiful spot, Christchurch, I was born in Dunedin - 2nd coldest town in the universe (coldest being Invercargill)
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maybesoon brisbane, Queensland Australia
Fri Nov 28, 2008 9:00 PM CST : If you want sex...
poodle2000: OK - the question of why you migt not be getting any is solved


its alittle non-usable thing, thats good at licking stamps, really brings the light out on you.. and if you put a "AWrist" on the end of the word "clit" your have your own stamp licker, never runs dry rolling on the floor laughing wink rolling on the floor laughing
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poodle2000 Melbourne, Victoria Australia
Fri Nov 28, 2008 9:05 PM CST : If you want sex...
maybesoon: its alittle non-usable thing, thats good at licking stamps, really brings the light out on you.. and if you put a "AWrist" on the end of the word "clit" your have your own stamp licker, never runs dry


It helps to have good linguistic abilities too - you have to be cunning!
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oztrack Perth, Western Australia Australia
Fri Nov 28, 2008 9:10 PM CST : If you want sex...
poodle2000: It helps to have good linguistic abilities too - you have to be cunning!


Be assertive....give it a good tongue lashing
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maybesoon brisbane, Queensland Australia
Fri Nov 28, 2008 9:13 PM CST : If you want sex...
poodle2000: It helps to have good linguistic abilities too - you have to be cunning!



too true.. it better get some use out of it, and it seems to be shrinking, maybe its called evoluation taking place....

equal rights wouldnt mean a thing then!!!rolling on the floor laughing
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JASON656 MACKAY, Queensland Australia
Fri Nov 28, 2008 11:40 PM CST : If you want sex...
blondeaozichick: If you want sex...yes I do.. now what?
then move to Mackay blondee,I'm like the marines I don't leave till the job is done!!!rolling on the floor laughing devil devil
BTW hi everyone,did you miss me?peace
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kizzy27 Nowra, New South Wales Australia
Sat Nov 29, 2008 2:06 AM CST : If you want sex...
JASON656: then move to Mackay blondee,I'm like the marines I don't leave till the job is done!!!
BTW hi everyone,did you miss me?


hey Jason yeah wondered where you got too
how r u ?wine
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Ralf74 Bacchus Marsh, Victoria Australia
Sat Nov 29, 2008 5:22 AM CST : If you want sex...
JASON656: then move to Mackay blondee,I'm like the marines I don't leave till the job is done!!!
BTW hi everyone,did you miss me?


hey Jase, hope all is well! wave
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JASON656 MACKAY, Queensland Australia
Sat Nov 29, 2008 6:35 AM CST : If you want sex...
Ralf74: hey Jase, hope all is well!

hey everyone,I'm great right now,I got my meds sorted and everything is going well.I'm still single and probably will be for quite sometime or at least until my daughter is old enough to understand.
I realise I will have to be celibate until then but hey thems the breakslaugh My daughter needs all my concentration right now and giving up on my sex life is a small price to pay.So I will just have to settle for my daughter being happy and healthy right now.
smiles everyone jason
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Ralf74 Bacchus Marsh, Victoria Australia
Sat Nov 29, 2008 6:47 AM CST : If you want sex...
JASON656: hey everyone,I'm great right now,I got my meds sorted and everything is going well.I'm still single and probably will be for quite sometime or at least until my daughter is old enough to understand.
I realise I will have to be celibate until then but hey thems the breaks My daughter needs all my concentration right now and giving up on my sex life is a small price to pay.So I will just have to settle for my daughter being happy and healthy right now.
smiles everyone jason


just get yourself a blow up doll, jason, they complain less and never have a headache! laugh
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Twodawgz melbourne, Victoria Australia
Sat Nov 29, 2008 6:55 AM CST : If you want sex...
JASON656: hey everyone,I'm great right now,I got my meds sorted and everything is going well.I'm still single and probably will be for quite sometime or at least until my daughter is old enough to understand.
I realise I will have to be celibate until then but hey thems the breaks My daughter needs all my concentration right now and giving up on my sex life is a small price to pay.So I will just have to settle for my daughter being happy and healthy right now.
smiles everyone jason


Dont have to give it up just glue some fur on ya palm and pretend..
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blondeaozichick Melbourne, Victoria Australia
Sat Nov 29, 2008 10:32 PM CST : If you want sex...
JASON656: then move to Mackay blondee,I'm like the marines I don't leave till the job is done!!!
BTW hi everyone,did you miss me?



its too hot in Mackay tho moping





wave welcome back Jas grin
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