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Well Ecoprincess that makes total sense to me not at all confusing

makes perfect sense to me too

Even after an explanation, we are still confusing
I confuse myself sometimes

ARE WOMEN CONFUSING?

























not unless you try to understand them

I wouldn't try and do that bubbles if I were you. You will never do it

that's for sure!!!

LOL for both you and Red, thats why i gave up trying about 50 yrs ago

What can I say other than --- fine- whatever, don't worry about it, ok and thankyou some of us have learnt female speak mmmh perhaps thats why I'm still single

Well bugga me hey, have u ever tried to understand a emotionally retarded man


Now i understand women perfectly

---yep- women also , although I would not go as far as using retard as a starting point

Sorry , posted and had last night

We women are complex creatures and maybe we should bear that in mind when communicating with the opposite sex. However it is this complexity that makes us fascinating, ok along with those eyes, and

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If a man can accept without complaint that he is wrong/to blame, for no apparent reason/thing, or for something he does not understand/remember/care about, and can take this all in his stride, an apology is always acceptable, then the two sexes should be able to get along a bit easier.?

Simple really

so let me get this straight

ladies don't like liars cheaters etc but when it comes to keeping the peace they expect , if not DEMAND, that we lie, cheat etc. to give the impression they are right, dont look fat in those jeans (or is it genes), understand, care, etc. ?

well that clears things up heaps, i dont know why men haven't worked it out before..................... oh hang on there are a few that worked it out, they are now gay, and probably for the sake of remaining sane

sheesh... relax girlfriend

ok ..... you wanna relax with me?
meet you by the pool in 15 mins..... i'll bring the tanning oil
be ready for me to relax you with a soothing application of oil to your smooth silky skin



i dunno what came over me then ....... i got all amorous
sorry blonde

ahhh its ok psuedo... probably cos I called you girlfriend.. us girls do that sort of thing for each other ... especially our hard to reach spots

awwwwwwwwwwwwwww does that mean we're friends ?????/

I bloody hope so!!

We always hear "the rules" from the female side.
Now here are the rules from the male side.

These are our rules! (Please note... these are all numbered "1" ON PURPOSE!)

1. Learn to work the toilet seat. You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down. We need it up, you need it down. You don't hear us complaining about you leaving it down.

1. Sunday = sports. It's like the full moon or the changing of the tides. Let it be.

1. Shopping is NOT a sport. And no, we are never going to think of it that way.

1. Don't cut your hair. Ever.

1. Ask for what you want. Let us be clear on this one: Subtle hints do not work! Strong hints do not work! Obvious hints do not work! Just say it!

1. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question.

1. Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it.
That's what we do. Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.

1. A headache that lasts for 17 months is a problem. See a doctor.

1. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument. In fact, all comments become null and void after 7 days.

1. If you won't dress like the Victoria's Secret girls, don't expect us to act like soap opera guys.

1. If you think you're fat, you probably are. Don't ask us.

1. If something we said can be interpreted two ways, and one of the ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one.

1. You can either ask us to do something or tell us how you want it done. Not both. If you already know best how to do it, just do it yourself.

1. Whenever possible, please say whatever you have to say during commercials.

1. Christopher Columbus did not need directions, and neither do we.

1. ALL men see in only 16 colours, like Windows default settings. Apricot is a fruit, not a colour. Pumpkin is also a fruit. We have no idea what mauve is.

1. If it itches, it will be scratched. We do that.

1. If we ask what is wrong and you say "nothing," we will act like nothing's wrong. We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle.

1. Sometimes, he's not thinking about you. Live with it.

1. Dogs are better than ANY cats. Period.

1. Crying is blackmail. Use it if you must, but don't expect us to like it.

1. Check your oil.

1. Don't give us 50 rules when 25 will do.

1. Don't fake it. We'd rather feel inadequate than be deceived.

1. It is neither in your best interest nor ours to take the quiz together.

1. Let us ogle. If we don't look at other women, how can we know how pretty you are?

1. Don't rub the lamp if you don't want the genie to come out.

1. Consider golf a mini-vacation from you. We need it, just like you do.

1. Telling us that the models in the men's magazines are airbrushed makes you look jealous and petty, and it's certainly not going to deter us from reading the magazines.

1. If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, expect an answer you don't want to hear.

1. When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear is fine. Really.

1. Don't ask us what we're thinking about unless you are prepared to discuss such topics as football or monster trucks.

1. You have enough clothes.

1. You have too many shoes.

1. BEER is as exciting for us as handbags are for you.

1. I am in shape. ROUND is a shape.

1. Thank you for reading this; Yes, I know, I have to sleep on the couch tonight, but did you know men really don't mind that, it's like camping.