Are Women Confusing ?

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phaedellis Brisbane, Queensland Australia
You know wat i mean! even tho they are guys they are more work than wat most gals are, and should give up their rod and balls for a dress (excluding all the regulars on here of course)lips lips
Twodawgz melbourne, Victoria Australia
Lets see are women confusing, most guys tend to either see women as princesses, bitches, or fragile creatures. It is in having these views on women where all the confusion starts.laugh



aberfoyle Coffs Harbour, New South Wales Australia
Twodawgz: Lets see are women confusing, most guys tend to either see women as princesses, bitches, or fragile creatures. It is in having these views on women where all the confusion starts.



rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing I am sooooo confused rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing



Ecoprincess Sligo/New Zealand, Sligo Ireland
Twodawgz: Lets see are women confusing, most guys tend to either see women as princesses, bitches, or fragile creatures. It is in having these views on women where all the confusion starts.



thanks Eco PRINCESS rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing

Please define from the male perspective the three catagories nerdrolling on the floor laughing
cityguy08 Sydney, New South Wales Australia
Ecoprincess: thanks Eco PRINCESS

Please define from the male perspective the three catagories


Princess = Gay (Likes to bite the pillow)
Bitch = Gay (Likes to be on top)
Fragile = Just an ordinary bloke



aberfoyle Coffs Harbour, New South Wales Australia
cityguy08: Princess = Gay (Likes to bite the pillow)
Bitch = Gay (Likes to be on top)
Fragile = Just an ordinary bloke


Well there you go laugh all along I thought Dawgz was talking about the 'fairer' sex rolling on the floor laughing
psuedonym adelaide, South Australia Australia
Twodawgz: Lets see are women confusing, most guys tend to either see women as princesses, bitches, or fragile creatures. It is in having these views on women where all the confusion starts.



i think dawgz iz confuzed

i dont view women in thoze three categoriez only. there are heapz more ztereotypez that women come packaged in and every zingle one of them haz the capacity to confuze the crap outta merolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing laugh laugh



Ecoprincess Sligo/New Zealand, Sligo Ireland
cityguy08: Princess = Gay (Likes to bite the pillow)
Bitch = Gay (Likes to be on top)
Fragile = Just an ordinary bloke




confused and a little worried laugh
galaxy15 melbourne, Victoria Australia
psuedonym: so let me get this straight

ladies don't like liars cheaters etc but when it comes to keeping the peace they expect , if not DEMAND, that we lie, cheat etc. to give the impression they are right, dont look fat in those jeans (or is it genes), understand, care, etc. ?

well that clears things up heaps, i dont know why men haven't worked it out before..................... oh hang on there are a few that worked it out, they are now gay, and probably for the sake of remaining sane


Here, Here.
I was going to write something to the post, quoted by this quote, but just thought - what the hell!
There seems to be a smug assumption by women that there is something inherently wrong with men (always), and that the reverse bashing of men is an ok thing to do - and funny - and acceptable!? The fact is women have been hurt by men - and men have been hurt by women (ever read the statistics on female to male violence around the world?) None of it is acceptable - we are all human - and the longer this kind of 'us and them' attitude keeps going, the longer the problem will stay around. Anyone get it?!



phaedellis Brisbane, Queensland Australia
galaxy15: Here, Here.
I was going to write something to the post, quoted by this quote, but just thought - what the hell!
There seems to be a smug assumption by women that there is something inherently wrong with men (always), and that the reverse bashing of men is an ok thing to do - and funny - and acceptable!? The fact is women have been hurt by men - and men have been hurt by women (ever read the statistics on female to male violence around the world?) None of it is acceptable - we are all human - and the longer this kind of 'us and them' attitude keeps going, the longer the problem will stay around. Anyone get it?!
Very well said, it does go both ways, and were just here for a bit of fun and games......nothing serious i hope?wave wave wave



Ceres Waitakere, Auckland New Zealand
I dunno about women being confusing, but I am easily confused.

Seems to me that people - women, men and other - make things a lot more complicated than they need to be by not communicating clearly or listening well. So many times I have had blokes completely misinterpret what I have said to them, even misquoting me, if only for the purpose of trying to hurt my feelings or get their own way. Why bother trying to hurt each other? It is far too easy to do, if you ahve any feelings for each other in the first place.

psuedonym adelaide, South Australia Australia
Ceres: I dunno about women being confusing, but I am easily confused.

Seems to me that people - women, men and other - make things a lot more complicated than they need to be by not communicating clearly or listening well. So many times I have had blokes completely misinterpret what I have said to them, even misquoting me, if only for the purpose of trying to hurt my feelings or get their own way. Why bother trying to hurt each other? It is far too easy to do, if you ahve any feelings for each other in the first place.



i'd never hurt you Ceres, you are my most favouratest kiwi chick on the planet lips beer
psuedonym adelaide, South Australia Australia
galaxy15: Here, Here.
- and men have been hurt by women (ever read the statistics on female to male violence around the world?) None of it is acceptable




yep i've had to dodge my fair share of ashtrays and saucepans in my time, sometimes unsuccessfully, and i have the scars to prove it.very mad
galaxy15 melbourne, Victoria Australia
phaedellis: Very well said, it does go both ways, and were just here for a bit of fun and games......nothing serious i hope?


Ta Phaedellis
I really didn't mean to make my post sound so militant - but when I read it back...
I agree - fun and games! Let's all get along - there's too much to enjoy...
blondeaozichick Melbourne, Victoria Australia
galaxy15: Anyone get it?!


Not enough as I would like.. no.. sigh moping
psuedonym adelaide, South Australia Australia
blondeaozichick: Not enough as I would like.. no..



gawd how many times do a have to ask??????????????/ you really want me on hands and knees don't you?????? rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
blondeaozichick Melbourne, Victoria Australia
psuedonym: gawd how many times do a have to ask??????????????/ you really want me on hands and knees don't you??????



rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing oh yeah.. love a man on his hands and knees devil



virgiomonkey Auckland, Auckland New Zealand
No!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Women aren't confusing!!!!!!!!!!!!!! No,I refuse to believe that one!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing banana laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh Merry Christmas and a very Happy New Year to allchristmas happy santa waving




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