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okay a slippery nipple will do for now and a quick fuk will do for now ll aim for romance 2moro when i sober up

I'll have what he's having but put some Rum in mine thanx Kizz

HEY hey welcome to Kizzys

A qikfuk cumin up love & a slippery nipple chaser I might even join you

Soooooo howz life in the country found any sweetys yet sugar pants?

Hey Red thought ya mighta shared a red wif me red ..
ah well Ill have to wait for sxc666 to show up , shes a devil on the red bless her...

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I haven't done lines since I was at school and wasn't yesterday!!!

You might want to ease up on those lines of coke.

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Quick Hide the coke !!!!
Its the cops!!!!


Now officer Im sure youll be needin to frisk me good down in da cellar


Im sure i will just get a BIG fuckine

Sorry Kizz...not a wine drinker

Coke snorter?

Fark... why is it everytime the bloody cops show up

nothing rong with a slippery nipple and country life is great aprat form the lack of sweeties beats darn shopping plazas and coffee shops

ssshhhhhh

3 tracks......er I mean 3 cans Kizzy..........

Looks like I missed all the fun earlier......

Hey Kiz can i have a vodka,lime and soda pleaze.....i just got a message from this guy in the Chec republic and not sure wat to make of it, in one of my pics i have my dog with me at the doggy park, and his message was " nice dog as pretty as the owner" WTF I bloody own a Chinese Sharpei full of wrinkles, do ya think he was trying to tell me something god at least he made me laugh

Hey Kiz can i have a vodka,lime and soda pleaze.....i just got a message from this guy in the Chec republic and not sure wat to make of it, in one of my pics i have my dog with me at the doggy park, and his message was " nice dog as pretty as the owner" WTF I bloody own a Chinese Sharpei full of wrinkles, do ya think he was trying to tell me something god at least he made me laugh[/quoIll give ya a drink need a stiffer one than that phae .... Ive seen ya dog!!!

Only an owner could love it !

But its my babeeeee

*plonks down on the barstool next to Phae* Hi Phae..

Hi Kizz.. I'll one of those too please .. oh what's the entertainment tonight?? Hope it involves hot sexy men wearing next to nothing .. need a good feel perv

ok blonde lets line them up feel like getting Pissed tonight, lets start with a few tequila shots......ready lick, sip, suck......ok thats one down now for #2 now # fwee oops 3 and another 3 pleaze Kiz, and can someone make sure i get in a cab safely cant see properly amd now seeing 6shots on the bar......ok all gone and good ooops told you i was going 2 get smashed 2night feel bloody great now, anyone up for some more shots? Yay as 6 more appear!!!!

Ok it's now 11.30 pm and cant find the door (as she slides off the bar stool) onto the floor, but graciously mind you picks herself up and zig zags to the 3front doors, eeny meeny miney mo, ill go for eeny, ah the front door...ooops the male toilets always wondered wat they looked like....hey no bloody Broncos in here tonight.....just my luck Nitey nite girlz and boyz catch ya tomorrow nite

OK if i help myself Kiz? have had some pretty distressing emails from some not so appealing men in their 60s, bloody hell where is everyone? i'll help myself and leave the money in the honesty box! a couple of tequila shots should do the trick.....and hopefully i will wake up and find its all been a nightmare just talking to myself again thanks Kiz i needed those, might c ya all tonight anything exciting happening?