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See gierls I met Jim here several months ago well I actually met his brother first I think ... Long story but its an interesting one ...
I wonder what thread we were in back then ...cant recall

well wats wrong with practicing on you Jim.....are you game?

What have I missed.......step outside for a chat for a couple of minutes and there are two pages added

i think i should go and wake tom up

i think he would really like you phae

I gotta go everyone but I sure will be back soon...thanks it was nice to meet you all...

well jim offered to go get his brother so we could practice fig leafing him but i said he(JIM) would do just nicely thank you unless...... oh wat the hell he should go get his brother the more the merrier, bring on the boyzzzz

Cya Jason

i have to give him an med injection and maybe change his nappy he has had it on for about four days so far

Cya Jason come back real soon

see ya mate

so do you want to meet him phae

Oooh Jim and here was i thinking you was real nice..... go and change his nappy bring him in and there are a couple of threads in here that i'm sure he will fit right in, i can direct you to a few

it will take a few mins to read your profile

Isn't he the one with no fingers..

I have viewed your lavish profile and wondered if you would be interested in conversing with myself so let me tell you a little about Meee
the photo in the profile is not me.
The person in the photo is my twin. We were separated at birth and he was the fortunate one that got all four limbs
and he can be abit of a show off at times.
he constantly makes fun of me all the time and he leaves me at home by myself always.
after the operation at birth i was left with one limb with a thumb on the end of it.as you can well understand it takes a long time to type this letter.
maybe we could go out dancing some time do a very good helicopter or sprinkler on the dance floor.
i am not very good at swimming because i move in spin
how ever i am very good at washing clothes in the bath.
i have a skate board i get around on when he forgets to lock the door.
i am very easy to look after and I have a helmet that i wear for safety reasons. I have fell off the chair three times since starting this letter.
Neither of us owns a brewery however our father dose own a pharmacy
after reading your profile i believe that we are meant to be because together we share an elusive magical chemistry.


So please ignore my brothers profile and think of me i will send a photo when i can work out how to take a photo by myself.
Yours truly TOM

only if i can read your's tooo

Cya Jason