The Last Word... Version 3.2

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Ralf74 Bacchus Marsh, Victoria Australia
Allnewtome: I wont you will only beat me up againIsn't it time you were in bed
and whats the go with the clock/time on here it should read 1:30am


Yes I should be in bed but I am a hopeless insomniac, i thrive on a couple of hrs sleep. Need someone to snuggle with, you offering, my bark is worse than my bite devil well sometimes anyway!! If I head off to bed, I'll be taking the word with me, you'll have to retrieve it from me there. kiss
Allnewtome cranbourne, Victoria Australia
Ralf74: Yes I should be in bed but I am a hopeless insomniac, i thrive on a couple of hrs sleep. Need someone to snuggle with, you offering, my bark is worse than my bite well sometimes anyway!! If I head off to bed, I'll be taking the word with me, you'll have to retrieve it from me there.

you are offering again
been down that path with you once and all you wanted was the word
used and abused wink
grin



Ralf74 Bacchus Marsh, Victoria Australia
Treat them mean, keep them keen!! wink So are you coming to get it??? grin
Allnewtome cranbourne, Victoria Australia
Ralf74: Treat them mean, keep them keen!! So are you coming to get it???

I'm already in your bed and I'm naked Ive got the word in here with me somewhereangel innocent



Ralf74 Bacchus Marsh, Victoria Australia
Allnewtome: I'm already in your bed and I'm naked Ive got the word in here with me somewhere


Ohhh, a frisking is in order, now what does the word feel like....mmmm the mind boggles. wink wonder if it is long and hard or soft and squishy???
Allnewtome cranbourne, Victoria Australia
Ralf74: Ohhh, a frisking is in order, now what does the word feel like....mmmm the mind boggles. wonder if it is long and hard or soft and squishy???

stop tickling me.laugh laugh laugh



Ralf74 Bacchus Marsh, Victoria Australia
Allnewtome: stop tickling me.


Uh ha, a weakness exposed, excuse me while i tie you up in your distracted state so you can't run away with my word. Might just take advantage while i am here, he he devil
Allnewtome cranbourne, Victoria Australia
Ralf74: Uh ha, a weakness exposed, excuse me while i tie you up in your distracted state so you can't run away with my word. Might just take advantage while i am here, he he

why tie me up who said I was going anywhere
oh that hairy thing not the wordrolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing



Ralf74 Bacchus Marsh, Victoria Australia
Allnewtome: why tie me up who said I was going anywhere
oh that hairy thing not the word


Yeah the word was just an excuse for me to have my way with you, but hey it worked, I still got a bit of action and the word. applause
Allnewtome cranbourne, Victoria Australia
Ralf74: Yeah the word was just an excuse for me to have my way with you, but hey it worked, I still got a bit of action and the word.

hey come back to bed I only just startedlaugh laugh laugh



Ralf74 Bacchus Marsh, Victoria Australia
Allnewtome: hey come back to bed I only just started


So what's your next move, big boy??? wink
Allnewtome cranbourne, Victoria Australia
Ralf74: So what's your next move, big boy???

ive got a tongue thats ten inches long and I can breath through my ears wink



Ralf74 Bacchus Marsh, Victoria Australia
Allnewtome: ive got a thats ten inches long and I can breath through my ears


blushing ooh, sounds awesome, tell me more...yay
Allnewtome cranbourne, Victoria Australia
Ralf74: ooh, sounds awesome, tell me more...

how about not talking and just doinghug



Ralf74 Bacchus Marsh, Victoria Australia
Allnewtome: how about not talking and just doing


typical, you men just love skipping the foreplay roll eyes laugh
Allnewtome cranbourne, Victoria Australia
Ralf74: typical, you men just love skipping the foreplay

I was keeping my hands to myself unlike you , you started this and my hands never touch you it was just my tongue and if that is busy how can i talk ?

yay teddybear



Ralf74 Bacchus Marsh, Victoria Australia
Allnewtome: I was keeping my hands to myself unlike you , you started this and my hands never touch you it was just my tongue and if that is busy how can i talk ?


oh, I am so sorry, please continue. I wouldn't mind if you used your hands as well, grin plzzzzz. purple heart
Allnewtome cranbourne, Victoria Australia
Ralf74: oh, I am so sorry, please continue. I wouldn't mind if you used your hands as well, plzzzzz.

sorry will take a raincheck if I may my little girl has finely stopped chucking and gone to sleep so I think I should do the same.
for some reason they dont need as much sleep as me.



Ralf74 Bacchus Marsh, Victoria Australia
Allnewtome: sorry will take a raincheck if I may my little girl has finely stopped chucking and gone to sleep so I think I should do the same.
for some reason they dont need as much sleep as me.


I hope your little princess is ok. Night, I still have the word, he he. Until next time, my darling lips
Allnewtome cranbourne, Victoria Australia
Ralf74: I hope your little princess is ok. Night, I still have the word, he he. Until next time, my darling

thanks sweetie I will catch you next time.sleep sleep sleep




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