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Allnewtome cranbourne, Victoria Australia
Thu Oct 23, 2008 1:42 AM CST : The Last Word... Version 3.2
all alone I will just take it and run.

dancing
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psuedonym adelaide, South Australia Australia
Fri Oct 24, 2008 9:50 PM CST : The Last Word... Version 3.2
i found this thread at the bottom of the page, does it belong to anyone here?
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aberfoyle Coffs Harbour, New South Wales Australia
Fri Oct 24, 2008 10:02 PM CST : The Last Word... Version 3.2
So, how does this work ?

I just cartwheel vault in and steal it ?

Or maybe LOOK OVER THERE .......... A PINK ELEPHANT elephant



Quietly picks up the thread and steals it while Psuedo is looking at pink elephants.........detective dressed incognito.....sneaks out the door...........
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psuedonym adelaide, South Australia Australia
Fri Oct 24, 2008 10:10 PM CST : The Last Word... Version 3.2
aberfoyle: So, how does this work ?

I just vault in and steal it ?

Or maybe LOOK OVER THERE .......... A PINK ELEPHANT
Quietly picks up the thread and steals it while Psuedo is looking at pink elephants......... dressed incognito.....sneaks out the door...........



hey babe , ......... nice elephants cool cool dancing
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aberfoyle Coffs Harbour, New South Wales Australia
Fri Oct 24, 2008 10:39 PM CST : The Last Word... Version 3.2
detective saunters back in casually.....can't resist a compliment


"I have two elephant elephant grin Glad you like them angel
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redozichick Brisbane, Queensland Australia
Sat Oct 25, 2008 5:27 AM CST : The Last Word... Version 3.2
Whilst Psuedo is looking at Aberfoyle's elephant elephant

I sneak in and steal the last wordgrin
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psuedonym adelaide, South Australia Australia
Sat Oct 25, 2008 8:20 AM CST : The Last Word... Version 3.2
redozichick: Whilst Psuedo is looking at Aberfoyle's

I sneak in and steal the last word



you sneaky lil' lovey red doh
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kizzy27 Nowra, New South Wales Australia
Sat Oct 25, 2008 4:44 PM CST : The Last Word... Version 3.2
wine wine wine wine wine wine wine wine wine wine wine wine wine wine wine wine wine wine wine wine wine wine wine wine wine wine
Kizzy
Plys them all with alcohol steals last word from the comatosed clutches of Psuedo, shaves his eyebrow while there, bolts grin
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aberfoyle Coffs Harbour, New South Wales Australia
Sat Oct 25, 2008 4:47 PM CST : The Last Word... Version 3.2
Kizzy's high heels snag in the carpet on the way out the door....the last word goes flying super and so do I....neatly catching the last word before it falls to the floor !grin


Hey, love the new look psuedo.....but does it come in any other colours ?rolling on the floor laughing
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psuedonym adelaide, South Australia Australia
Sat Oct 25, 2008 6:18 PM CST : The Last Word... Version 3.2
aberfoyle: Kizzy's high heels snag in the carpet on the way out the door....the last word goes flying and so do I....neatly catching the last word before it falls to the floor ! Hey, love the new look psuedo.....but does it come in any other colours ?


well as a matter of fact it does, as does the LAST WORD, which i have now taken, and coloured the same as my remaining eyebrow and hidden it within the tuft of hair above my eyerolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
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aberfoyle Coffs Harbour, New South Wales Australia
Sat Oct 25, 2008 7:00 PM CST : The Last Word... Version 3.2
psuedonym: well as a matter of fact it does, as does the LAST WORD, which i have now taken, and coloured the same as my remaining eyebrow and hidden it within the tuft of hair above my eye





mumbling bugger, ewww facial hair....I'm not touching that



very mad very mad very mad very mad very mad very mad
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aberfoyle Coffs Harbour, New South Wales Australia
Sat Oct 25, 2008 11:18 PM CST : The Last Word... Version 3.2
After barf ...I recover from my somewhat irrational fear of facial hair ....reach behind the bar and find...


ICE TONGS


Lookout Psuedo...I want that Last Word yay
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Allnewtome cranbourne, Victoria Australia
Sun Oct 26, 2008 3:21 AM CST : The Last Word... Version 3.2
got to sneak in quietly pick it up and run to the hillsdancing
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viper3310 Gladstone, Queensland Australia
Sun Oct 26, 2008 4:39 AM CST : The Last Word... Version 3.2
comes in all fired up "give me the bloody thing"

NO well takes it by force and heads back out the door.....


HA HA HA HA HA (evil laugh) its mine i tell ya mine !!!!!
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Allnewtome cranbourne, Victoria Australia
Sun Oct 26, 2008 4:45 AM CST : The Last Word... Version 3.2
that was not very nice, not real lady like so as she fly out I must just put my hand out and ever so gently take it before she has even had time to realize (sitting quietly with it once again) tongue
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kizzy27 Nowra, New South Wales Australia
Sun Oct 26, 2008 5:15 AM CST : The Last Word... Version 3.2
while sitting quietly allnewtome is startled by Kizzy as she slides on to his lap & gets the best lapdance of his life....while still trying to get his breath he slowly realises that Kizzy has relieved him of the last word as well...
Kizzy meanwhile hasd the last word tucked safely in her garter belt & is heading downtown in her new ferrarigrin wine
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Allnewtome cranbourne, Victoria Australia
Sun Oct 26, 2008 5:38 AM CST : The Last Word... Version 3.2
acting was the key
as Kizzy left for down town not realising that I have her nickers,garterbelt and the last word safely in my mouthrolling on the floor laughing head banger
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kizzy27 Nowra, New South Wales Australia
Sun Oct 26, 2008 5:42 AM CST : The Last Word... Version 3.2
Allnewtome: acting was the key
as Kizzy left for down town not realising that I have her nickers,garterbelt and the last word safely in my mouth



Nice move handsome I thought it was a bit breezy.....

Slammin on the brakes kizzy puts the ferrari into a spin & floors it back to claim her precious lost word from the evil clutches of the panty bandit Allnewtome...
Kizzy sees him saunterin down the avenue she pops a cap into his ass & retrives the last word ...

Its only a flesh wound ...Youll live !grin
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Allnewtome cranbourne, Victoria Australia
Sun Oct 26, 2008 5:51 AM CST : The Last Word... Version 3.2
and live I did for she missed my ass just put a hole in my pants
now with the word in hand trying to find a shop to get a new pair of pants

blushing
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psuedonym adelaide, South Australia Australia
Sun Oct 26, 2008 7:50 AM CST : The Last Word... Version 3.2
aberfoyle: bugger, ewww facial hair....I'm not touching that




facial hair , ???? facial hair ???? you cal one farking eyebrow and that's it, facial hair ??????????/ gawd woman you are hard to please lol
rolling on the floor laughing laugh rolling on the floor laughing laugh rolling on the floor laughing laugh rolling on the floor laughing laugh
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