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Allnewtome cranbourne, Victoria Australia
Sun Oct 26, 2008 9:45 AM CST : The Last Word... Version 3.2
Ralf74: Right jab, left hook, uppercut followed by knee to the groin and knocks him out for the count whilst fleeing the scene with the last word....

while I slowly pick myself up
I happen to realize I have the word on me
now how did that happen
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Ralf74 Bacchus Marsh, Victoria Australia
Sun Oct 26, 2008 9:48 AM CST : The Last Word... Version 3.2
Allnewtome: while I slowly pick myself up
I happen to realize I have the word on me
now how did that happen


Coz I was planning to take advantage and frisk you in your groggy state, but i have retrieved it while you wondered how i got the better of you blushing
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psuedonym adelaide, South Australia Australia
Sun Oct 26, 2008 9:49 AM CST : The Last Word... Version 3.2
Ralf74: Right jab, left hook, uppercut followed by knee to the groin and knocks him out for the count whilst fleeing the scene with the last word....


i'm going to bed and taking the last word with mr, night you two play niceroll eyes yawn yawn yawn sleep sleep sleep
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Ralf74 Bacchus Marsh, Victoria Australia
Sun Oct 26, 2008 9:51 AM CST : The Last Word... Version 3.2
psuedonym: i'm going to bed and taking the last word with mr, night you two play nice


night psuedo but as I slip my tongue down your throat and pretend to grasp your ass i really stole the last word back, sleep tight studmuffin
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Allnewtome cranbourne, Victoria Australia
Sun Oct 26, 2008 9:57 AM CST : The Last Word... Version 3.2
ok then I just dont get it
first I just stuck my head in here to find I had it.
then Kizzy jumps on my lap and tried to take it,
then Kizzy tries to pop a cap in my ass to take it,
then I have to get a new pair of pants because Kizzy put a hole in them
and then bugger me, I just settle down and then get beaten up all for the dam little word.
whats the world coming to ?
sigh
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Ralf74 Bacchus Marsh, Victoria Australia
Sun Oct 26, 2008 10:01 AM CST : The Last Word... Version 3.2
Allnewtome: ok then I just dont get it
first I just stuck my head in here to find I had it.
then Kizzy jumps on my lap and tried to take it,
then Kizzy tries to pop a cap in my ass to take it,
then I have to get a new pair of pants because Kizzy put a hole in them
and then bugger me, I just settle down and then get beaten up all for the dam little word.
whats the world coming to ?


Would you like me to kiss it better for you? You just need to hand over that word and I'll give you whatever your heart desires...oh wait, iI already have it, applause I am taking it to bed with me, so you'll have to come and seduce me for it
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Allnewtome cranbourne, Victoria Australia
Sun Oct 26, 2008 10:05 AM CST : The Last Word... Version 3.2
Ralf74: Would you like me to kiss it better for you? You just need to hand over that word and I'll give you whatever your heart desires...oh wait, iI already have it, I am taking it to bed with me, so you'll have to come and seduce me for it
but what if I dont want to seduce you for it what if I just want to take it
yep I think I will just take it
there I done it have yourself a very good night
sweet dreams Ralf sleep
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Shell225 Brisbane, Queensland Australia
Sun Oct 26, 2008 10:31 AM CST : The Last Word... Version 3.2
Allnewtome: but what if I dont want to seduce you for it what if I just want to take it
yep I think I will just take it
there I done it have yourself a very good night
sweet dreams Ralf


Shell.. who is the last person awake..

commando crawls up to Allnewtome, who is sleeping after having seduced Ralf and being completely worn out by her. Sliding her hand under his pillow,Shell retreives the last word...

tongue tongue
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kizzy27 Nowra, New South Wales Australia
Sun Oct 26, 2008 3:54 PM CST : The Last Word... Version 3.2
Shell225: Shell.. who is the last person awake..

commando crawls up to Allnewtome, who is sleeping after having seduced Ralf and being completely worn out by her. Sliding her hand under his pillow,Shell retreives the last word...



Hoping to be foddled closley by allnewto me Kizzy swipes the lastword fromthe crafty bitch shell jumps into a passing spaceshiptransport transport transport
Taking the last word outta the galexy should fark em up !!!
Plus I can also scope the male speciesgrin

Its all about options ...cool
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aberfoyle Coffs Harbour, New South Wales Australia
Sun Oct 26, 2008 4:05 PM CST : The Last Word... Version 3.2
kizzy27: Hoping to be foddled closley by allnewto me Kizzy swipes the lastword fromthe crafty bitch shell jumps into a passing spaceship
Taking the last word outta the galexy should fark em up !!!
Plus I can also scope the male species

Its all about options ...







balloons grabbing hold of a nearby party clowns balloons I float up to Kizzy and her spacecraft. Before she gets out of the atmosphere.

By Kizzy enjoy Mars without the LAST WORD...which I have safely depostited under my elephant elephant

Eat elephant shit people, who want the last word laugh laugh laugh
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Shell225 Brisbane, Queensland Australia
Sun Oct 26, 2008 4:51 PM CST : The Last Word... Version 3.2
aberfoyle: grabbing hold of a nearby party clowns balloons I float up to Kizzy and her spacecraft. Before she gets out of the atmosphere.

By Kizzy enjoy Mars without the LAST WORD...which I have safely depostited under my

Eat elephant shit people, who want the last word


Shell wanders in .. whistling to self and trying to look innocent..

grabbing a large shovel, she slaps abers elephant on backside, who leaps up from last word.

Shell shakes last word off, puts it safely away and skips off to work...

cheering tongue tongue Find it now ...
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Allnewtome cranbourne, Victoria Australia
Sun Oct 26, 2008 9:25 PM CST : The Last Word... Version 3.2
Dam what that smell
oh shit, it is, shit elephant shit
check it out, the last word!!!
well look at that.
it is mine once more applause
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joey6363 nowra, New South Wales Australia
Sun Oct 26, 2008 9:29 PM CST : The Last Word... Version 3.2
Allnewtome: Dam what that smell
oh shit, it is, shit elephant shit
check it out, the last word!!!
well look at that.
it is mine once more

but not for long
cheers Jo
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Allnewtome cranbourne, Victoria Australia
Sun Oct 26, 2008 9:34 PM CST : The Last Word... Version 3.2
Short lived maybe
but I'm still here
best go back to work
with the word I mite addtongue
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ForgottenSoul Brisbane, Queensland Australia
Sun Oct 26, 2008 10:14 PM CST : The Last Word... Version 3.2
if anyone was paying attention they would of seen me sitting in the shadows holding the last word this entire time, leaving you to fight over a single false word.
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Shell225 Brisbane, Queensland Australia
Sun Oct 26, 2008 10:18 PM CST : The Last Word... Version 3.2
ForgottenSoul: if anyone was paying attention they would of seen me sitting in the shadows holding the last word this entire time, leaving you to fight over a single false word.


Shell rushes in from Forgottens blind side, spear tackles him to the ground, rips the last word from his hand... and runs off....
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Allnewtome cranbourne, Victoria Australia
Sun Oct 26, 2008 10:30 PM CST : The Last Word... Version 3.2
Shell225: Shell rushes in from Forgottens blind side, spear tackles him to the ground, rips the last word from his hand... and runs off....

people are always in such a hurry
Shell has run off so fast that she left the word with me

better slow down and smell the roses

angel
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Shell225 Brisbane, Queensland Australia
Sun Oct 26, 2008 10:33 PM CST : The Last Word... Version 3.2
Allnewtome: people are always in such a hurry
Shell has run off so fast that she left the word with me

better slow down and smell the roses


As Allnew bends down to smell his roses, Shell removes one stilletto heeled shoe, and quickly wacks Allnew in the back of the head with it. As he lapses into a state of unconciousness.. Shell reaches over and removes the last word..

Shell now has all the last words....cheering cheering
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Allnewtome cranbourne, Victoria Australia
Sun Oct 26, 2008 10:37 PM CST : The Last Word... Version 3.2
Shell225: As Allnew bends down to smell his roses, Shell removes one stilletto heeled shoe, and quickly wacks Allnew in the back of the head with it. As he lapses into a state of unconciousness.. Shell reaches over and removes the last word..

Shell now has all the last words....

OWE that really hurts
why do us nice guys always come last?
my heads hurts now thanks shell..........
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Shell225 Brisbane, Queensland Australia
Sun Oct 26, 2008 10:51 PM CST : The Last Word... Version 3.2
Allnewtome: OWE that really hurts
why do us nice guys always come last?
my heads hurts now thanks shell..........


Awwwww.... Im sorry... I didnt mean to hurt you....NOT!!!! tongue tongue

Disclaimer: Shell has looked for rules and sees nothing that says one must play fairly.

Shell has again retreived last word and putting it with the second last word is now the holder of all the words...

Ha ha ha .. they are mine.. mine...

drunk on power she skips away laughing
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