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blondeaozichick Melbourne, Victoria Australia
Fri Oct 24, 2008 5:02 AM CST : Can you be to honest ?
phaedellis: a bit of sexercise never goes astray....but am not getting any anymore, well untill the next one comes along I HOPE! Real Soon,I dont mind putting on some weight, but not too much, i bloody gave the damn things up for 8 months not long ago, not sure why i started again as it seems to get tougher everytime you do to give the suckers up again (as she takes a deep drag )


rolling on the floor laughing sexercise is good if you get it at least 5 times a week and it lasts for at least 2 hours full on heart pounding sex... otherwise if it ain't that you may as well go for a power walk for an hour and get the same cardiovascular workout... know which one I would prefer mumbling and no.. it isn't the power walk roll eyes
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kizzy27 Nowra, New South Wales Australia
Fri Oct 24, 2008 5:08 AM CST : Can you be to honest ?
Well you can always lose weight when you lose a lung .....grin
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Trueblue4u North East Vic, Victoria Australia
Fri Oct 24, 2008 6:33 AM CST : Can you be to honest ?
blondeaozichick: sexercise is good if you get it at least 5 times a week and it lasts for at least 2 hours full on heart pounding sex... otherwise if it ain't that you may as well go for a power walk for an hour and get the same cardiovascular workout... know which one I would prefer and no.. it isn't the power walk


2 hours is that all ? innocent
well i guess you might need a break for a smoke hey tongue rolling on the floor laughing
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sxc666 Central Coast, New South Wales Australia
Fri Oct 24, 2008 6:54 AM CST : Can you be to honest ?
Trueblue4u: 2 hours is that all ?
well i guess you might need a break for a smoke hey
Age, you know it happens to all of ussad flower
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Trueblue4u North East Vic, Victoria Australia
Fri Oct 24, 2008 7:00 AM CST : Can you be to honest ?
sxc666: Age, you know it happens to all of us


rolling on the floor laughing there is a saying...your only as old as the person your feeling professor
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aberfoyle Coffs Harbour, New South Wales Australia
Fri Oct 24, 2008 3:32 PM CST : Can you be to honest ?
Trueblue4u: there is a saying...your only as old as the person your feeling


I know I am gonna regret asking this but....

How does that work if you aren't feeling anyone ? rolling on the floor laughing
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psuedonym adelaide, South Australia Australia
Fri Oct 24, 2008 3:39 PM CST : Can you be to honest ?
aberfoyle: I know I am gonna regret asking this but....

How does that work if you aren't feeling anyone ?



then you become the age you really are because you'll be feeling yourself . rolling on the floor laughing



there ya go someone had to say itrolling on the floor laughing
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phaedellis Brisbane, Queensland Australia
Fri Oct 24, 2008 4:09 PM CST : Can you be to honest ?
blondeaozichick: sexercise is good if you get it at least 5 times a week and it lasts for at least 2 hours full on heart pounding sex... otherwise if it ain't that you may as well go for a power walk for an hour and get the same cardiovascular workout... know which one I would prefer and no.. it isn't the power walk
rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing I'm with you all the way, abit of sexercise never goes astray, especially 5times a week, isnt that the normal deal? hey i heard on some program last week that older aussies in their 60s- 80s are having more sex than the stats thought, at least twice a week....could you imagine an 80odd yr old going for it? oh god bless their little hearts, just because we get older doesnt mean we loose the drive....beep beepcartwheel joy cartwheelGo the oldies, but just don't email me rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
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phaedellis Brisbane, Queensland Australia
Fri Oct 24, 2008 4:13 PM CST : Can you be to honest ?
kizzy27: Well you can always lose weight when you lose a lung .....
Point taken, i am going to Docs this week so fingers crossed, i'll try anything, as long as i don't get those nightmares, let you know how i go, wave wave wave
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bubblesron maryborough, Queensland Australia
Fri Oct 24, 2008 4:37 PM CST : Can you be to honest ?
Tis question about how old we really are is a vexing one for sure.

I know with absolute certainty that no matter who I am "feeling" (a non existant event for the last 5 yrs), I am still the 18 yo handsome as hell, ten foot tall, tougher than steel and bullet proof sailor that I have always been.
This is a fact that I know with the same certainty I have about the sun coming up every morning.

Where the problem comes in for me is when I stand in front of a mirror or other reflective surface.

There is an old man who stalks me. I have not been able to see my own reflection for years. he always get between me and the mirror.

I have been to the police to complain about the stalker and ask what they will do for me. The only help they could offer was a jacket that they offerred me. I said no thanks because it was uncomfortable. It had some arrangement where the arms tied behind the back, I think it was to prevent one scratching one's head to generate ideas.

I have also discovered that there are so many old people out there in the world. Most of the people I grew up with and have known for many years have become really old.

Not sure why, maybe it has to do with global warming. As the globes warm up, it melts the fats that hold the wrinkles ou, and so the skins sags and forms wrinkles. It is a similar event to the burning of a candle. When the candle is new, it is all smooth and proportional, but as the wax warms up, it tends to sag out of shape, form drips and get all out of shape. I think I escaped this because I use energy saving globes in my place and they dont warm up at all.

It could also be related to the lack of water we are experiencing. If we take the case of an apple. When it is on the tree it is supplied with water by the tree. Once the apple is removed from the tree (think born and removed from the womb) the apple starts to dry out and will form wrinkles. If we put that apple in a hot dry climate, the deterioration speeds up dramaticlly. I have been a diver for much of my life and so I have not had the drying effect experienced by all of my contempories.


Well people there you have my theories on why age is such a vexatious question. I will be sure to post updates as I develop these theories and prove them through rigid scientific testing.

Have a great weekend all
professor professor professor
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bubblesron maryborough, Queensland Australia
Fri Oct 24, 2008 4:41 PM CST : Can you be to honest ?
Just reread my post - Fark, that is deep for a saturday morning. I guess it shows the dangers of no sex, it leads to philosophy.
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phaedellis Brisbane, Queensland Australia
Fri Oct 24, 2008 4:43 PM CST : Can you be to honest ?
wave wave wave Hi Bubbles looks like it's just you and me this early sat morn, but like the old theory, it works for mewave
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bubblesron maryborough, Queensland Australia
Fri Oct 24, 2008 4:48 PM CST : Can you be to honest ?
I tell you it took ages to type, ever tried to drink coffee, smoke, type and run after a 4 yo granddaughter all at the same time??

All I have heard since 6.30 is "Granddad, look at me, Granddad come here, Granddad please get me some ---" and so on heart1 Gotta love the little darlings
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mother02 somewhere here, Manawatu-Wanganui New Zealand
Fri Oct 24, 2008 5:15 PM CST : Can you be to honest ?
bubblesron: Just reread my post - Fark, that is deep for a saturday morning. I guess it shows the dangers of no sex, it leads to philosophy.


laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh
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aberfoyle Coffs Harbour, New South Wales Australia
Fri Oct 24, 2008 6:58 PM CST : Can you be to honest ?
You're too bright for me this time of the morning Bubblescool Hope you manage to ditch that stalker rolling on the floor laughing just hope the old codger isn't wearing bi-focals ! rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
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aberfoyle Coffs Harbour, New South Wales Australia
Fri Oct 24, 2008 7:00 PM CST : Can you be to honest ?
psuedonym: then you become the age you really are because you'll be feeling yourself .
there ya go someone had to say it




grin knew someone would pick it up and run with it grin


I am not going to add the rest..........am learning to keep my mouth shut at the right times rolling on the floor laughing
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Venusuranus Christchurch, Canterbury New Zealand
Sat Oct 25, 2008 11:11 AM CST : Can you be to honest ?
Trueblue4u: I think that most of people on here are not really as honest as they can be. But look at it this way most of us is hear to sell our self’s. (In a good way)... (Well I hope).
Witch brings me to my point. I thought I would be as honest as I can on my profile. So there are no surprises ...and low and behold no one has contacted me. Well at least if I do meet someone they will get and see what’s in my profile
Lot’s of luck people I hope you all find what you are after.
Take care and be well
True
,yes we can be TOO honest and to sell our SELVES we should be offering the real person.To make shit up or pretend to be what your not is pathetic.You know like the average bloke does!most blokes just tell them what they want to hear,why,because the women keep falling for it.If the women would stop falling for the bullshit men would have to come up with something better.Honesty is the best policy,but because the women are used to the bullshit it probably won,t get you any dates!
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kizzy27 Nowra, New South Wales Australia
Sat Oct 25, 2008 4:40 PM CST : Can you be to honest ?
phaedellis: Point taken, i am going to Docs this week so fingers crossed, i'll try anything, as long as i don't get those nightmares, let you know how i go,



Yay good for you ...no nightmare oh 1 side effect it makes you look & feel really horny with attaracts loads of men hope you can handle it grin wine
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joey6363 nowra, New South Wales Australia
Sat Oct 25, 2008 4:44 PM CST : Can you be to honest ?
Trueblue4u: I think that most of people on here are not really as honest as they can be. But look at it this way most of us is hear to sell our self’s. (In a good way)... (Well I hope).
Witch brings me to my point. I thought I would be as honest as I can on my profile. So there are no surprises ...and low and behold no one has contacted me. Well at least if I do meet someone they will get and see what’s in my profile
Lot’s of luck people I hope you all find what you are after.
Take care and be well
True


i did read your profile age ago actually but the distance between us seems we can't just meet for coffee but im sure i sent you an email???
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aberfoyle Coffs Harbour, New South Wales Australia
Sat Oct 25, 2008 4:49 PM CST : Can you be to honest ?
joey6363: i did read your profile age ago actually but the distance between us seems we can't just meet for coffee but im sure i sent you an email???



Hey...not chatting the guys up Jo rolling on the floor laughing behave yourself, we aren't here for anything but the conversation....right ? rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
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