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aberfoyle Coffs Harbour, New South Wales Australia
Wed Oct 22, 2008 1:54 AM CST : First date surprises
Not having been on any date yet sigh let alone a first one, I won't offer any witty stories here.

Just wondering how many of you have turned up for a first date only to be surprised by something unexpected...good or bad grin
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kizzy27 Nowra, New South Wales Australia
Wed Oct 22, 2008 2:23 AM CST : First date surprises
OH GOD where do I begin......

I have stax...
Ok heres a recent one
A man contacted me , we emailed , went msn he suggested we meet for coffee the next day, Local man so I thought ok sure , I hadnt seen a pic or asked much as i just met him Just knew he was tall &what he did for a living.
So Im sitting at the river deli waiting for him to arrive I looked nice in my new spring dress very chic...when this 6'4 Bikie , tatts all ova beard leathers grrrrubby in club colours walks in ....
Im thinkin
OMG
ewwwww
farkkkkkkkk
I mean im cool with bikers , my brothers one , but i dont wanna date one !!!
ewwwww
plus gary wouldnt let me lol
Anyway I stayed for the coffee but politely resisted the invitation to "come back to the farmhouse for a drink"uh oh

You do realize as Ive been dating relentlessly I could really hog this thread....
Think ill save theothers for the 1st book.
Kizzylips
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aberfoyle Coffs Harbour, New South Wales Australia
Wed Oct 22, 2008 2:41 AM CST : First date surprises
kizzy27: OH GOD where do I begin......

Local man so I thought ok sure , I hadnt seen a pic or asked much as i just met him Just knew he was tall &what he did for a living.
So Im sitting at the river deli waiting for him to arrive I looked nice in my new spring dress very chic...when this 6'4 Bikie , tatts all ova beard leathers grrrrubby in club colours walks in ....

Kizzy



Curious....what did he tell you he did for a living ? grin
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kizzy27 Nowra, New South Wales Australia
Wed Oct 22, 2008 2:43 AM CST : First date surprises
aberfoyle: Curious....what did he tell you he did for a living ?



mechanic
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Lou29 Floating in the Riverina, New South Wales Australia
Wed Oct 22, 2008 3:23 AM CST : First date surprises
I want the first copy of the book. It would be a hoot to read. laugh

No date surprises from me either dunno
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kizzy27 Nowra, New South Wales Australia
Wed Oct 22, 2008 3:58 AM CST : First date surprises
Kizzys guide to internet dating

chapter 1

rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing

Ok heres a suprise,,,,,

After being persued & romanced intently for three weeks, wined & dined , flowers,gifts , phone calls by a definate contender I agreed to go away with him for a romantic weekend together, our first, well we left on the friday I was sooo excited as you can imagine I was really looking forward to what the weekend would bringwink We had several deep discussions & I can safely say he knew how I was wired...we had a romantic candleight dinner on the terrace then went up to our room .....
I slipped in to something semi-clad & fabblushing
getting close & personal I soon realized that "NOTHING WAS HAPPENING"I said baby is everything alright?
It was at this moment , as he held me in his arms that he confided in me that he was in fact....
Totally Impotantjaw drop & that this had been the case for the last three years ....
FARKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK
frustrated frustrated frustrated frustrated frustrated frustrated frustrated
It gets worse.......

After the initial shock I voice my obvious disapointment ....moping
It was at this time that he informed me he was an expert at everything else & here is the dealbreaker...
He has a vibrating strap on in his bag!!!!!


I shit you not !

I killed myself laughing
For a split second I concidered my options lol but then I remembered

i had 3 shopping bags full of things that vibrate under my bed at home & I was actually hoping for some real action !!!

AS i told him this
He took this opertunity to tell me that he unlike me thinks love is so much more important than sex
I said even if i could overlook this & we somehow made a go of it "IDE FARKIN CHEAT ON YA "We ended up in the bar drinkin bourbon , we shared the bed then went our sep ways the next day, I still say hi now n then as I said nice man just not quite what I am seeking.....


Kizzylips
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joey6363 nowra, New South Wales Australia
Wed Oct 22, 2008 2:35 PM CST : First date surprises
Kizzy not laughing at your miss fortune but whenever a need a smile put on my face i just log in and read your stories. & for that my dear woman i thank you
Cheers Joeywine
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sxc666 Central Coast, New South Wales Australia
Wed Oct 22, 2008 2:56 PM CST : First date surprises
kizzy27: Kizzys guide to internet dating

chapter 1



Ok heres a suprise,,,,,

After being persued & romanced intently for three weeks, wined & dined , flowers,gifts , phone calls by a definate contender I agreed to go away with him for a romantic weekend together, our first, well we left on the friday I was sooo excited as you can imagine I was really looking forward to what the weekend would bring We had several deep discussions & I can safely say he knew how I was wired...we had a romantic candleight dinner on the terrace then went up to our room .....
I slipped in to something semi-clad & fab
getting close & personal I soon realized that "NOTHING WAS HAPPENING" I said baby is everything alright?
It was at this moment , as he held me in his arms that he confided in me that he was in fact....
Totally Impotant & that this had been the case for the last three years ....
FARKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK

It gets worse.......

After the initial shock I voice my obvious disapointment ....
It was at this time that he informed me he was an expert at everything else & here is the dealbreaker...
He has a vibrating strap on in his bag!!!!! I shit you not !

I killed myself laughing
For a split second I concidered my options lol but then I remembered

i had 3 shopping bags full of things that vibrate under my bed at home & I was actually hoping for some real action !!!

AS i told him this
He took this opertunity to tell me that he unlike me thinks love is so much more important than sex
I said even if i could overlook this & we somehow made a go of it "IDE FARKIN CHEAT ON YA " We ended up in the bar drinkin bourbon , we shared the bed then went our sep ways the next day, I still say hi now n then as I said nice man just not quite what I am seeking.....Kizzy
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aberfoyle Coffs Harbour, New South Wales Australia
Wed Oct 22, 2008 4:03 PM CST : First date surprises
Some people have dates professor


Kizzy just has 'clangers' moping


Cheer up grin it can't get any worse....can it ???? rolling on the floor laughing
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phaedellis Brisbane, Queensland Australia
Wed Oct 22, 2008 4:54 PM CST : First date surprises
aberfoyle: Not having been on any date yet let alone a first one, I won't offer any witty stories here.

Just wondering how many of you have turned up for a first date only to be surprised by something unexpected...good or bad
Hi Abs i reckon we all have some doozies to tell but Kizzies takes the cake bloody hell we can use our little toys all by ourselves THANK YOU VERY MUCH!ok i will NEVER meet up with someone unless i see a pic of them first and not just one either??? as normally the one posted will be years old and then when you agree to meet them they look old enough to be your DAD......ummmm no thanks! i have met up with a couple off another site, more local, but it can be very disheartening, as i thought it was a womans perogative to lie about their age? but it seems that this has now been extended to the male population, i met up with one awhile back, his pic looked fine but when i turned up at the coffee shop i spotted him and Ran like hell the other way, he had the biggest beer gut....ewwww, and to top it all off a friggin comb over WTF! i had on my profile he had to have a good head of hair, wat! can't they read????and this has happened a few times, Talk about a Bat out of Hell, i was outta thererolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
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phaedellis Brisbane, Queensland Australia
Wed Oct 22, 2008 4:57 PM CST : First date surprises
kizzy27: OH GOD where do I begin......

I have stax...
Ok heres a recent one
A man contacted me , we emailed , went msn he suggested we meet for coffee the next day, Local man so I thought ok sure , I hadnt seen a pic or asked much as i just met him Just knew he was tall &what he did for a living.
So Im sitting at the river deli waiting for him to arrive I looked nice in my new spring dress very chic...when this 6'4 Bikie , tatts all ova beard leathers grrrrubby in club colours walks in ....
Im thinkin
OMG
ewwwww
farkkkkkkkk
I mean im cool with bikers , my brothers one , but i dont wanna date one !!!
ewwwww
plus gary wouldnt let me lol
Anyway I stayed for the coffee but politely resisted the invitation to "come back to the farmhouse for a drink"

You do realize as Ive been dating relentlessly I could really hog this thread....
Think ill save theothers for the 1st book.
Kizzy
Hey Kiz this is a great thread starter, Kizzies guide to internet dating, no doubt there would be heaps of takers and some gr8 storytelling to readlips
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kizzy27 Nowra, New South Wales Australia
Wed Oct 22, 2008 6:44 PM CST : First date surprises
aberfoyle: Some people have dates Kizzy just has 'clangers' Cheer up it can't get any worse....can it ????





Funny you sould say that....
A funny thing happened on the way to the forum....

nahhh but hey ive had a few interesting experiances for sure & Hey go for your lives Laugh I dont get blue ova it farkkkk I think its funny too .
I have a theory...
all these bad , weird , strage, wrong dates are happening to me because ..
My special mr Right , not to be cofused with Mr Always Right ,whom I divorced ,Just Isnt available yet...
Soooooo
In the mean time im going out having fun , getting some info for the book ( I seriously do intend to write a book) youll all be in it ofcourse...& Just enjoy

Kizzy
Oh & Tina Thx, well sxc was great when that all happened we laughed for like three days ha ha ha hahahahug rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
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blondeaozichick Melbourne, Victoria Australia
Thu Oct 23, 2008 2:04 AM CST : First date surprises
kizzy27: Kizzys guide to internet dating

chapter 1



Ok heres a suprise,,,,,

After being persued & romanced intently for three weeks, wined & dined , flowers,gifts , phone calls by a definate contender I agreed to go away with him for a romantic weekend together, our first, well we left on the friday I was sooo excited as you can imagine I was really looking forward to what the weekend would bring We had several deep discussions & I can safely say he knew how I was wired...we had a romantic candleight dinner on the terrace then went up to our room .....
I slipped in to something semi-clad & fab
getting close & personal I soon realized that "NOTHING WAS HAPPENING" I said baby is everything alright?
It was at this moment , as he held me in his arms that he confided in me that he was in fact....
Totally Impotant & that this had been the case for the last three years ....
FARKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK

It gets worse.......

After the initial shock I voice my obvious disapointment ....
It was at this time that he informed me he was an expert at everything else & here is the dealbreaker...
He has a vibrating strap on in his bag!!!!! I shit you not !

I killed myself laughing
For a split second I concidered my options lol but then I remembered

i had 3 shopping bags full of things that vibrate under my bed at home & I was actually hoping for some real action !!!

AS i told him this
He took this opertunity to tell me that he unlike me thinks love is so much more important than sex
I said even if i could overlook this & we somehow made a go of it "IDE FARKIN CHEAT ON YA " We ended up in the bar drinkin bourbon , we shared the bed then went our sep ways the next day, I still say hi now n then as I said nice man just not quite what I am seeking.....Kizzy


jaw drop rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing

fark!!.. wined & dined , flowers, gifts, phone calls, romantic weekends away .. sounds perfect...smitten

then he has to go and spoil it all by not being able to get a boner mumbling

farking funny story tho Kizz rolling on the floor laughing
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kizzy27 Nowra, New South Wales Australia
Thu Oct 23, 2008 2:24 AM CST : First date surprises
blondeaozichick: fark!!.. wined & dined , flowers, gifts, phone calls, romantic weekends away .. sounds perfect...

then he has to go and spoil it all by not being able to get a boner

farking funny story tho Kizz




Yes Put a whole new spin on the term ANTI-CLIMAX!!!

mumbling
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Lou29 Floating in the Riverina, New South Wales Australia
Thu Oct 23, 2008 2:44 AM CST : First date surprises
OHHHHH what a farker.. or not! lol


Poor Kizzy.. that story is hilarious though! laugh laugh

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Twodawgz melbourne, Victoria Australia
Thu Oct 23, 2008 2:51 AM CST : First date surprises
kizzy27: Kizzys guide to internet dating

chapter 1



Ok heres a suprise,,,,,

After being persued & romanced intently for three weeks, wined & dined , flowers,gifts , phone calls by a definate contender I agreed to go away with him for a romantic weekend together, our first, well we left on the friday I was sooo excited as you can imagine I was really looking forward to what the weekend would bring We had several deep discussions & I can safely say he knew how I was wired...we had a romantic candleight dinner on the terrace then went up to our room .....
I slipped in to something semi-clad & fab
getting close & personal I soon realized that "NOTHING WAS HAPPENING" I said baby is everything alright?
It was at this moment , as he held me in his arms that he confided in me that he was in fact....
Totally Impotant & that this had been the case for the last three years ....
FARKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK

It gets worse.......

After the initial shock I voice my obvious disapointment ....
It was at this time that he informed me he was an expert at everything else & here is the dealbreaker...
He has a vibrating strap on in his bag!!!!! I shit you not !

I killed myself laughing
For a split second I concidered my options lol but then I remembered

i had 3 shopping bags full of things that vibrate under my bed at home & I was actually hoping for some real action !!!

AS i told him this
He took this opertunity to tell me that he unlike me thinks love is so much more important than sex
I said even if i could overlook this & we somehow made a go of it "IDE FARKIN CHEAT ON YA " We ended up in the bar drinkin bourbon , we shared the bed then went our sep ways the next day, I still say hi now n then as I said nice man just not quite what I am seeking.....Kizzy


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Must of been feeling a bit flat that day...laugh
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aberfoyle Coffs Harbour, New South Wales Australia
Thu Oct 23, 2008 3:11 AM CST : First date surprises
Must be nice to have a date sigh even if it didn't work out mumbling

oh well....maybe one day grin
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Allnewtome cranbourne, Victoria Australia
Thu Oct 23, 2008 3:45 AM CST : First date surprises
aberfoyle: Must be nice to have a date even if it didn't work out

oh well....maybe one day



struth abe you make it sound like you can't get out your front doordoh
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kizzy27 Nowra, New South Wales Australia
Thu Oct 23, 2008 4:02 AM CST : First date surprises
aberfoyle: Must be nice to have a date even if it didn't work out

oh well....maybe one day



well I dont get it !!!
Why arent you dating
ffs!!!
You cant tell me your not getting contact !
go for it I mean if nothing else its entertainment,
I know ive had some well strange experiances but ive had alot of good ones too
but Im having a great time


Look I know there are alot of idiots on these sites but hey there are good guys out there too . you have to let it go Abe stop beating yourself up & punishing yourself for something that he did!! Its dumb stupid & pathetic soooo re do your profile stop hating the fellas & youll start attracting them in droves , Whateva happened to you doesnt matter now Abe your free suffering is optional I had an asshole ex too but hey ex being the operative word here!!!, men like to know you dont hate their species...Its a guy thing !

JMO
Kizzyhug lips
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aberfoyle Coffs Harbour, New South Wales Australia
Thu Oct 23, 2008 4:05 AM CST : First date surprises
Mmmmmm......well, actually.roll eyes pickings are slimmer here than in Nowra moping
Might have to bundle up the kids and head south.........grin
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