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Kool we can double date !!!!


Ive just about done Nowra tho Im working my way systematically accross the eastern seaboard ...
I do know a man in coffs tho abe ,,,,
soooooooo nice
mmmmmmmmm

but it depends on what you like ...email me
he is just outta coffs we chat often .
Might be worth a coffee date???
If he was closer ide have ....dated him already several times lol

kizzy27: Kool we can double date !!!!Ive just about done Nowra tho Im working my way systematically accross the eastern seaboard ...
I do know a man in coffs tho abe ,,,,
soooooooo nice
mmmmmmmmm

but it depends on what you like ...email me
he is just outta coffs we chat often .
Might be worth a coffee date???
If he was closer ide have ....dated him already several times lol

Bit like 'The Money or the Box' Let me see... Move to greener pasters OR go for the 'blind' date

I'LL EMAIL YOU !!!!

Allnewtome: struth abe you make it sound like you can't get out your front door

Actually I've only just started looking.....but really seem to be attracting the 50's and 60's



WANTED ADVERT:

Single gal with 4 kids, looking for hunky, intelligent, honest guy in Coffs Harbour area.
Must be IN HIS 40'S

Actually I've only just started looking.....but really seem to be attracting the 50's and 60's


You to??? yeah.. whats with that???

Shell225: Actually I've only just started looking.....but really seem to be attracting the 50's and 60's You to??? yeah.. whats with that???

I noticed we were attracting the same crowd has to be because we are so damn good looking !

50 - 60 not that old .. just a little past its use by date..

Yeah .. Right .. thanks for that!! Seriously ... I feel so much better now.



No I just want to meet someone close to my age .. dont think thats asking too much is it?

Kizzy...

Keep telling the stories.. you are cracking me up.. Im luvin em...

well I dissagree ive dated men in there 50 s i like them i think men in their 50s are excellent , they are gentlemen, they are stable , they realise that life isnt just about work, they have money & want to spoil you,they enjoy weekends away relaxing not just going 100 miles an hour but by far the very very very important thing is


they realize how absolutley lucky they are to have such a young gorgeous vibrant sexy 40 something stunner on their arm....
& they will not do anything to jepardise that

also girls they know a thing or three.....


Kizzy

Got nothing personal against the older guys...so don't get me wrong. There are some really terrific 50+ fellas out there ...but seeing as how I've kinda been there, done that....I am looking a little closer to my own age this time.

Yes you have a point...At 50 most cant salute the pussy and that's what counts right..

This is bad I know it but it truely happened if I could take it back i would but I cant so here it is.....

I actually posted this on another thread but felt it fitted into this catogory as well so here goes...


I was up in the gulf county a place called Kurumba ...

I was 19 ..
I met this guy at the animal bar lol
He was buff ,6'1 broad shoulders , hot as ...
After several jugs of chocolate soldiers we headed back to my motel room ....
I was very excited I mean he was mmmmm yummo
But so was I ....
Anyway we sparked a joint & got really high ,columbian gold in the late 70s was powerful shit ..... then started to strip....

I was pretty well thinking "Man this is gonna be fine "
He removed his shirt...
Very nice ...
I removed mine ...
Very very nice... lol

He turned around to take off his levis.. mm nice bum I thought
As he turned around, I got my first glimpse
Well what I could see of it ,,,
He had the smallest penis I had eva seen ,still to this day Im not kidding like miniscule ...
Think pinky finger
mine ...
Anyway I couldnt help it I was so high on this Grass I just started laughing I couldnt stop ,just couldnt ,got the giggles ,well hysterical really but nothing i could do just laughed & Laughed ..
He turned in the half lit room to flee ...
Ran smack bang into the door jamb & broke his nose ....
Blood everywhere ,,,
I was so far gone by this time that I could barely breathe let alone get him a towel or ice all I could do was kill myself laughing..
riunning into the door was somhow even funnnier ...
Bad I know.

I saw him the next day ,
Nose taped up,
I went ova to say It was just the grass But he wouldnt talk to me ,
No suprise there...
Ive always felt so bad a bout it ,
all I can say is
Man that was some meannnnnnn Grasss lol
Ps please dont hold it against me , you had to be there ....

see Its not just online you can be suprised ....

mmmmm things have been happening like this to me for a long long long farkin time !!!!!


Kizzy

Men in their 20's want any woman they can get

Men in their 30's want women in their 20's

Men in their 40's want women in their 30's

Men in there 50's want women in their 40's, unless they are wealthy... these men want good looking women in their 20's

Men in their 60's want any woman they can get, unless they are extremely wealthy... these men want good looking women in their 20's who understand the limitations of viagra.

I hope this helps to clear up some of the confusion.

bourbon: Men in their 20's want any woman they can get

Men in their 30's want women in their 20's

Men in their 40's want women in their 30's

Men in there 50's want women in their 40's, unless they are wealthy... these men want good looking women in their 20's

Men in their 60's want any woman they can get, unless they are extremely wealthy... these men want good looking women in their 20's who understand the limitations of viagra.

I hope this helps to clear up some of the confusion.

Definately, thanks. All the guys that have been contacting Shell and I are broke and in their 50's !

hey hey hey yeah i'm broke....... but i'm not in my 50's yet lol

I agree with what bourbon said ...

and Aberfoyle is right... they are all as poor as churchmice!



I went out with one a few weeks ago .. I knew the date was going well and I was riverted with excitement when he started to complain about his day at work. Fortunately there was a suduko book on the coffee table and I was able to find a biro in my handbag.

I dont completely right them off.. but I do think that some people (not being gender specific here) just get old earlier than others. Its all about attitude and energy levels .. and to be honest thats not actually age specific.

You need to hone your sus out if there boring skills
I think a good opening line is :
If your in a stairwell having sex & you hear the door open on the floor above what do you do?

If they say stop & tuck my shirtin tell them to fark off

Kizzy

I'll bet he was young at the start of the date.

Kizzy,

I actually think thats the best advice I've ever heard!!! That so needs to go into your book!!!

cheer up, i have been single for 4 years, had 2 dates, with a 56 year old woman, 2 dates 2 years apart, sweet lady, turns out on the second date, she informs me she is seeing a man and is not sure if it is going anywhere,
"can we be friends? you are such a nice guy"...

very politely, take her home, kiss on the cheek, thanks very much, goodnight...

i do not wish to be just friends, i really wish to have some benefits with that friendship.
i dislike dating, moreover, "can we be just friends?" has haunted me for years.


it can only get better
i feel better knowing i don't have to carry a strap on or viagra
, the best 30 seconds of your life, woman