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kezza007 brisbane, Queensland Australia
Thu Oct 23, 2008 7:58 AM CST : First date surprises
Hi everyone

Now I know why I came back to these threads, talk about rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
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blondeaozichick Melbourne, Victoria Australia
Thu Oct 23, 2008 9:21 AM CST : First date surprises
aberfoyle: Actually I've only just started looking.....but really seem to be attracting the 50's and 60's
WANTED ADVERT:

Single gal with 4 kids, looking for hunky, intelligent, honest guy in Coffs Harbour area.
Must be IN HIS 40'S


well.. I get early to late 20's... OR 50plus.. none of them are in what I say I am interested in talking to in my profile.. laugh but then again.. I don't really wanna talk to any of them.. I have only initiated email contact with 2 males in this site since joining 4-5 months ago and they are in the forums and that is cos they make me laughs lots and I think if nothing else we could be great friends... I guess tho.. I am not on the site to date.. just here to connect with special people grin
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aberfoyle Coffs Harbour, New South Wales Australia
Thu Oct 23, 2008 3:29 PM CST : First date surprises
rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing That's it !scold Now be fair you Vic boys....no teasingwink
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kizzy27 Nowra, New South Wales Australia
Thu Oct 23, 2008 6:22 PM CST : First date surprises
thequietone: cheer up, i have been single for 4 years, had 2 dates, with a 56 year old woman, 2 dates 2 years apart, sweet lady, turns out on the second date, she informs me she is seeing a man and is not sure if it is going anywhere,
"can we be friends? you are such a nice guy"...

very politely, take her home, kiss on the cheek, thanks very much, goodnight...

i do not wish to be just friends, i really wish to have some benefits with that friendship.
i dislike dating, moreover, "can we be just friends?" has haunted me for years.it can only get better
i feel better knowing i don't have to carry a strap on or viagra
, the best 30 seconds of your life, woman



No strap on No Viargra ....Ide date ya !!!!wink

Kizzylips
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kizzy27 Nowra, New South Wales Australia
Thu Oct 23, 2008 6:24 PM CST : First date surprises
Shell225: Kizzy,

I actually think thats the best advice I've ever heard!!! That so needs to go into your book!!!



You think Im Joking .....Im not !

& yes Shell its going in da Book !!!
Kizzylips
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phaedellis Brisbane, Queensland Australia
Thu Oct 23, 2008 6:34 PM CST : First date surprises
Now i can comment i just had a 65yr old contact me....YEWWWWW! they carry on about women having saggy tit's, wat about their 2 small fellas down there? believe me they get really SAGGY!!!! ummmmm No Thanks and again NO Thanks. we have to start educating some of these guys as they can't read??????or maybe their eyesight has completely gone down the drain, but my standards have NOT! Bloody Hell Can't they read a profile, soooo simple, they don't have to read the whole damn thing just your Ideal partner profile, come on guys its just a few lines Give it a go?doh doh doh
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phaedellis Brisbane, Queensland Australia
Thu Oct 23, 2008 11:52 PM CST : First date surprises
Ok wat is this???? do these 60somethings have a bloody radar??? as soon as i get one email from a 60 something i now have another 3 to my collection, now if they looked like Sean Connery??? who in their right mind would say nope! but were talking Daddy material here, sheeet do i look that friggin old, or better still do they think in the slightest most remotest minute that i would loose my FARKN MINDdoh10 points for guts, 0 for glory help
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Shell225 Brisbane, Queensland Australia
Fri Oct 24, 2008 3:03 AM CST : First date surprises
kizzy27: You think Im Joking .....Im not !

& yes Shell its going in da Book !!!
Kizzy


I was serious.. that line has GOT to go in your book.. its priceless


On line dating update

I must admit the best offer I've had this week IS .. I got a message from a 24year old asking if I had webcam cause he'd toss off for me???!!!!!rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing


Oh and an instant message from a guy who apparently was naked and holding his tool.

rolling on the floor laughing

What is the dating world coming to?????
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kizzy27 Nowra, New South Wales Australia
Sat Oct 25, 2008 7:14 AM CST : First date surprises
i LOVE DATING HAD A VERY NICE NITE TONITE MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM

YEP IT WA STHAT GOOD thumbs up
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Bikebuilder39 St Marys, New South Wales Australia
Sat Oct 25, 2008 7:12 PM CST : First date surprises
I recently did a meeting thing(not off this site) with a woman during the week . Claimed to be 40 . Provided no picture up front . Actually about 60-65 and not holding her age well. Admitted to being 55 when I flat out asked but I think that was a fib too. I was curious about the type of people that bare face lie like this so I bought a round of drinks to question this Mutton as Lamb type. The barman said that it was nice that a bloke would take his old mum out and make sure she was safe too ......... After I asked my questions I politely explained that she wasn't what I was after and left . That was after she starting popping out her false teeth and sucking them back in again. Has called me twice to try & get a booty call. No chance in hell with that .
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blondeaozichick Melbourne, Victoria Australia
Sat Oct 25, 2008 7:36 PM CST : First date surprises
kizzy27: No strap on No Viargra ....Ide date ya !!!!

Kizzy


laugh laugh
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blondeaozichick Melbourne, Victoria Australia
Sat Oct 25, 2008 7:37 PM CST : First date surprises
phaedellis: Now i can comment i just had a 65yr old contact me....YEWWWWW! they carry on about women having saggy tit's, wat about their 2 small fellas down there? believe me they get really SAGGY!!!! ummmmm No Thanks and again NO Thanks. we have to start educating some of these guys as they can't read??????or maybe their eyesight has completely gone down the drain, but my standards have NOT! Bloody Hell Can't they read a profile, soooo simple, they don't have to read the whole damn thing just your Ideal partner profile, come on guys its just a few lines Give it a go?


thumbs up thumbs up I triple back ya on that one phae
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blondeaozichick Melbourne, Victoria Australia
Sat Oct 25, 2008 7:38 PM CST : First date surprises
Shell225: I was serious.. that line has GOT to go in your book.. its priceless On line dating update

I must admit the best offer I've had this week IS .. I got a message from a 24year old asking if I had webcam cause he'd toss off for me???!!!!! Oh and an instant message from a guy who apparently was naked and holding his tool.



What is the dating world coming to?????


rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing gee I miss out on all the fun.. that never happens to me moping

thank god!! rolling on the floor laughing
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aberfoyle Coffs Harbour, New South Wales Australia
Sat Oct 25, 2008 8:26 PM CST : First date surprises
Fun ??? I'm glad I'm not getting THAT kind of mail ! laugh
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blondeaozichick Melbourne, Victoria Australia
Sat Oct 25, 2008 8:29 PM CST : First date surprises
aberfoyle: Fun ??? I'm glad I'm not getting THAT kind of mail !


laugh me too!

hence why I have IM on this site disabled laugh I don't want any nasty surprises uh oh
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kizzy27 Nowra, New South Wales Australia
Mon Oct 27, 2008 5:59 AM CST : First date surprises
blondeaozichick: me too!

hence why I have IM on this site disabled I don't want any nasty surprises



enough of those in the threads......lol
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psuedonym adelaide, South Australia Australia
Mon Oct 27, 2008 6:14 AM CST : First date surprises
aberfoyle: Fun ??? I'm glad I'm not getting THAT kind of mail !


so my emails aren't getting through then? you've blocked me haven't you????? rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
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aberfoyle Coffs Harbour, New South Wales Australia
Mon Oct 27, 2008 3:33 PM CST : First date surprises
psuedonym: so my emails aren't getting through then? you've blocked me haven't you?????



Well after publicly begging for emails from me (you hussy) why wouldn't I block you scold laugh
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bubblesron maryborough, Queensland Australia
Mon Oct 27, 2008 4:37 PM CST : First date surprises
phaedellis: Ok wat is this???? do these 60somethings have a bloody radar??? as soon as i get one email from a 60 something i now have another 3 to my collection, now if they looked like Sean Connery??? who in their right mind would say nope! but were talking Daddy material here, sheeet do i look that friggin old, or better still do they think in the slightest most remotest minute that i would loose my FARKN MIND10 points for guts, 0 for glory


Phae, I have emailed ya a couple of times and I did not realise that it was offensive. If I only emailed women my own age or women that I was interested in, i would never send or get any emails.
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aberfoyle Coffs Harbour, New South Wales Australia
Mon Oct 27, 2008 5:08 PM CST : First date surprises
bubblesron: Phae, I have emailed ya a couple of times and I did not realise that it was offensive. If I only emailed women my own age or women that I was interested in, i would never send or get any emails.



You can email me anytime Bubbles blushing ...particularly now I've blocked Psuedo laugh
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