First date surprises

kizzy27 Nowra, New South Wales Australia
aberfoyle: Not having been on any date yet let alone a first one, I won't offer any witty stories here.

Just wondering how many of you have turned up for a first date only to be surprised by something unexpected...good or bad


Back in March I was talking to a fella from Golbourn He had a pic on his profile said "roy" was 46.. Seemed nice enough a farmer anyway we were chattin three nites when all of a sudden he starts too flirt heavily...So im thinking ummm maybe he has just gotten some courage or maybe he is a creep all theses things going thru my mind ..Just as Im thinkin this ...the text says Hi Im Roys Mum!!!
I say Hi Roys Mumwave
She then tells me i am a peodophile!!!uh oh
Roy is 14 yr old !!!jaw drop
Horny boy told me he was 46 !!
so I say to mother roy .."Roy told me he was 46" !!!
she say well he is grounded till at least then !!!
rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
His Pic was daddy roy !!
Farrkkkkkk I can pick em

It will be in the book lol

Kizzy
did i tell you bout the biker???confused
cowgirldancer The Patch, Victoria Australia
Well I have been on cs for about a year now , and I have met with three nice fellas ( not for me ),

I cant even get them to send a kiss, so I guess there wont be any 1st date storie from me real soon, but lets hope it starts raining men soon.


cgd
Allnewtome cranbourne, Victoria Australia
cowgirldancer: Well I have been on cs for about a year now , and I have met with three nice fellas ( not for me ),

I cant even get them to send a kiss, so I guess there wont be any 1st date storie from me real soon, but lets hope it starts raining men soon.cgd

you dont have to wait for them to say something first you could start it off
you never know what could come of it.



Ralf74 Bacchus Marsh, Victoria Australia
cowgirldancer: Well I have been on cs for about a year now , and I have met with three nice fellas ( not for me ),

I cant even get them to send a kiss, so I guess there wont be any 1st date storie from me real soon, but lets hope it starts raining men soon.cgd


Hi Cowgirl wave
kizzy27 Nowra, New South Wales Australia
cowgirldancer: Well I have been on cs for about a year now , and I have met with three nice fellas ( not for me ),

I cant even get them to send a kiss, so I guess there wont be any 1st date storie from me real soon, but lets hope it starts raining men soon.cgd


well Im suprised they must be blind up yr way!!
I find other sites more effective dating cdg
But ya gotta lurve the forums
brewboy61 perth, Western Australia Australia
l wish l was a fly on the wall that would of so funny to see the look on your facegrin



kiiwii NZ, Northland New Zealand
brewboy61: l wish l was a fly on the wall that would of so funny to see the look on your face


then u get swatted by fly swatter then what rolling on the floor laughing
Lok_Simpson Goodna, Queensland Australia
Allnewtome: you dont have to wait for them to say something first you could start it off
you never know what could come of it.


I concur.. even though its up to the male to initiate first contact , this is the age of equality , so really , there is nothing wrong with a woman making the first move.And if she gets rejected , so what.. plenty more fish in the sea.

On a date note , was chating to this "nice girl" quite a while ago , we ended up meeting for a dinner , she lived out of town so i offered my house as a roof for the night.. I had absolutely no intentions of doing anything ( im actually being serious ) , but lo-n-behold , my bones got jumped , then it got weird.. few days later , i was "apparently" supposed to be at her beck and call , she drove unregistered to stanthorpe , then called me up to say she didnt have money for fuel to get home , and wanted me to drive there and pick her and her car up and take her back to her place.. mind you , this was a work night , at 10pm , a possible 5 hour round trip!!.. needless to say ( im all for helping people within reason ) i started to ignore her , and got the whole circle of SMS messages.. "what did i do?" , "fine , be like that" , i hate you you used me you bastard" , im sorry i didnt mean it" , this went on about 2 weeks after i said this wasnt something that was going to work mind you...

Now , havent been on a date for well over 12 months , so no new stories for you!


Oh , but did go for a drive the other night with someone.......... just a drive mind you!!!!



crazzzymolly hervey bay, Queensland Australia
T hats what I don't know how to deal with situation where you agree to meet maybe it cant be for a week and they are on you like a magnet to a sheet of iron, you meet and they are an okay person but, you don't feel they are exactly the right person the idea of having sex with them is not something you would consider, but they think you automatically are having a relationship, how do you say, no without being horrible. Lets be friends they would take that as rejection or insulted, even if you did mean yes "I could be friends with you" but" No not a relationship" How do you say it without being hurtful. dunno



redroses67 Brisbane, Queensland Australia
Hey all. I am new to this site, but I really wanted to blurt. Hope you don't mind.
If there is one thing I absolutely love to talk about is 'first dates'. I have heard some doozies and find them so very amusing!!
My latest one tho I thought I would like some feedback on....
I had been chatting with a guy for a couple of months, online and via phone. For one reason or another we couldn't get together to meet. The other night I was getting ready to go out and just as I was turning my pc off he came online to say 'Hi'. I explained I going out with my gf's and if he wanted he could meet us out. Which he decided he would do.
After the initial meet n greet, he settles in and we're all having a good night drinking, dancing etc. I went to the bar to get a drink and when I got back I noticed he's hooked up with one of my gf's. To cut a long story short, they left together.
DUH!! WFT!! Did I miss something?!?!?!
So I discussed this briefly with a male friend of mine, to which he explains "it's all fair in love n war". So I am wondering to which one I'm in?...
Cheers all..
teddybear
bourbon Sunshine Coast, Queensland Australia
redroses67: Hey all. I am new to this site, but I really wanted to blurt. Hope you don't mind.
If there is one thing I absolutely love to talk about is 'first dates'. I have heard some doozies and find them so very amusing!!
My latest one tho I thought I would like some feedback on....
I had been chatting with a guy for a couple of months, online and via phone. For one reason or another we couldn't get together to meet. The other night I was getting ready to go out and just as I was turning my pc off he came online to say 'Hi'. I explained I going out with my gf's and if he wanted he could meet us out. Which he decided he would do.
After the initial meet n greet, he settles in and we're all having a good night drinking, dancing etc. I went to the bar to get a drink and when I got back I noticed he's hooked up with one of my gf's. To cut a long story short, they left together.
DUH!! WFT!! Did I miss something?!?!?!
So I discussed this briefly with a male friend of mine, to which he explains "it's all fair in love n war". So I am wondering to which one I'm in?...
Cheers all..

So when can I meet your gf's? drinking
Martia benalla, Victoria Australia
redroses67: Hey all. I am new to this site, but I really wanted to blurt. Hope you don't mind.
If there is one thing I absolutely love to talk about is 'first dates'. I have heard some doozies and find them so very amusing!!
My latest one tho I thought I would like some feedback on....
I had been chatting with a guy for a couple of months, online and via phone. For one reason or another we couldn't get together to meet. The other night I was getting ready to go out and just as I was turning my pc off he came online to say 'Hi'. I explained I going out with my gf's and if he wanted he could meet us out. Which he decided he would do.
After the initial meet n greet, he settles in and we're all having a good night drinking, dancing etc. I went to the bar to get a drink and when I got back I noticed he's hooked up with one of my gf's. To cut a long story short, they left together.
DUH!! WFT!! Did I miss something?!?!?!
So I discussed this briefly with a male friend of mine, to which he explains "it's all fair in love n war". So I am wondering to which one I'm in?...
Cheers all..



Its a different ball game out there with all these dating sites!its like waiting for a bus there is always another one coming round the corner.Everything is so easy Guys and Girls on tap the ground rules have changed" there aint no ground rules anymore.



Ralf74 Bacchus Marsh, Victoria Australia
Some good reading in here for some of the newer members.



Arealguy69 Auckland, Auckland New Zealand
I had a date once where she was so nervous (dont know why) that she drank all day to try a calm her nerves, anyway around 7:00 that night we meet at the prearranged place and just after we said hi to each other she threw up on me then ran off...

I was so impressed...
kizzy27 Nowra, New South Wales Australia
Arealguy69: I had a date once where she was so nervous (dont know why) that she drank all day to try a calm her nerves, anyway around 7:00 that night we meet at the prearranged place and just after we said hi to each other she threw up on me then ran off...

I was so impressed...



rolling on the floor laughing

FIRST IMPRESSIONS COUNT LOL


hahahahahaha

OH thx ralf nice to relive the moment my heart was crushed by the limpdick ...Hey you outta post the leg humper in here !!!It sooo belongs here Ralf you know it !!!!!!
Kizzylips



Ralf74 Bacchus Marsh, Victoria Australia
kizzy27: FIRST IMPRESSIONS COUNT LOLhahahahahaha

OH thx ralf nice to relive the moment my heart was crushed by the limpdick ...Hey you outta post the leg humper in here !!!It sooo belongs here Ralf you know it !!!!!!
Kizzy


i know, i have been fishing for it and come across these threads trying to find it. I think it was in one about dating but i remember you saying that it was IN DA BOOK, along with a few other good stories in there, lol rolling on the floor laughing
jessjessjess Forster, New South Wales Australia
First dates?

Isn't our entire life full of first dates?
The maybes... when we meet people who we think are interesting...

Just because we have a date doesn't mean we have to sleep together,

JMO



Ralf74 Bacchus Marsh, Victoria Australia
jessjessjess: First dates?

Isn't our entire life full of first dates?
The maybes... when we meet people who we think are interesting...

Just because we have a date doesn't mean we have to sleep together,

JMO


wave Welcome Jess, good to see new faces in here, stick around and have fun!! wine
jessjessjess Forster, New South Wales Australia
Ralf74: Welcome Jess, good to see new faces in here, stick around and have fun!!


Hello Ralf!

I see you have plenty of opinions in these forums!!


Keep going girl!!

rolling on the floor laughing



Ralf74 Bacchus Marsh, Victoria Australia
jessjessjess: Hello Ralf!

I see you have plenty of opinions in these forums!!Keep going girl!!


rolling on the floor laughing Yep, probably way too many!! wow




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