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dry as a nun's nasty = thirsty

up shit creek without a paddle = in some difficulty

man's not a camel = do you think you might be able to get me a drink?

Don't come the raw prawn with me pseudo

any holes's a goal (ex used it all the time) guess you can see why i hate that saying

joey6363: any holes's a goal (ex used it all the time) guess you can see why i hate that saying

mmmmmm.yep wouldn't like hearing that one from a partner

Mad as a cut snake = pretty pissed = really, really angry

built like a brick dunny = yummy bod

Kangaroos loose in the top paddock : Intellectually inadequate
flat out like a Lizard drinking, : flat out, busy
Mate's rate : cheaper than usual for a "friend"
Mappa Tassie : map of Tasmania - a woman's pubic area
Pig's arse! : I don't agree with you

beetroot short of a salad sandwich ----- Not all there.

Kangaroos loose in the top paddock : Intellectually inadequate

Yay joey....this brings a few more to mind

Few shingles short of a roof

Not knitting with both needles

For meaning....see above

Technicolor yawn : vomit

Useful as an ashtray on a motorbike / tits on a bull : unhelpful or incompetent person or thing - "he, she or it is about as useful as tits on a bull" etc. etc.
White pointers : topless (female) sunbathers

Built like brick sh-t house = as above

as useless as - tits on bulls, balls on priests, a hip pocket in a singlet

I hope your chooks turn to emus and kick your shitehouse down - I am not happy with you

Shite a brick and build a washouse - I am amazed

as cunning as a shitehouse rat

he would not shout if a shark bit him - he wont take his turn to buy a drink

he has long pockets - similar to above

he is as tight as a fishes ass - ditto

as tight as a nun's c-nt - ditto

as dry as a camel drivers jockstrap - thirsty

as dry as a half sucked siberian sandshoe - ditto

and many more

For crying out loud Bubbles, you would be a hard man to have a conversation with


Like a black gin's left tit = ain't fair & ain't right

we could turn this into things your ex brings to mind

Dipstick : a loser, idiot
Dog's balls, stands out like : obvious
Dill : an idiot
Drongo : a dope, stupid person
Dropkick : see 'dipstick'
i had better stop before i get carried away

yeah but I reckon you would talk under wet cement aber lol

you need to stop talking to come up for air occasionally.

Been around this old world for a while so many of the above came from my grandparents.

mind you, in our family mum's version was "its like a blackfella's left leg, not fair and not right" she also used
not fair? well rub its bum with flour and make it fair

bubblesron: yeah but I reckon you would talk under wet cement aber lol

you need to stop talking to come up for air occasionally.

Been around this old world for a while so many of the above came from my grandparents.

Has he gone ? Is it safe to come outta here ???

actualy i can talk under water with a mouth full of marbles

try me

safe as houses aber lol

has who gone?? bugger i'm confused but i havn't laughed this early in the morning for a long time thanks