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bubblesron: safe as houses aber lol

Fair suck of the sav mate...you had me there for a minute



Lets not forget

FIGJAM = Fuck I'm Good, Just Ask Me

In the Navy, petty officers wore a reaked cap, sometimes if you screwed up, they would theaten to give you a baby with a verandah on its hat

and of course when you dont know the answer to a question, the old circles finger on anf off the nose - F-ck knows

my ex would walk up to some one and say
"Hi my name's Paul how do you like me so far"
his tickets blew off him a long long time ago

i wish someone could make his some cement shoes and we can then toss him off the harbour bridge

I don't know why foreigners have so much trouble understanding us..It's a piece a piss mate, shit easy to understand !

woo hoo my son is in the Navy currently serving at H.M.A.S. Cerberus

joey6363: my ex would walk up to some one and say
"Hi my name's Paul how do you like me so far"
his tickets blew off him a long long time ago

i wish someone could make his some cement shoes and we can then toss him off the harbour bridge

Sounds like a bit of a dingo

Good on him, did my basic at cerberus in 64/65, went on to become a clearance diver

dingo and some i should put a pic up where he is actually trying to get on to a cement mermaid at jamberoo rec park if nothing else good for a chuckle
Bush telly : campfire
Chuck a sickie : take the day off sick from work when you're perfectly healthy
Coathanger : Sydney Harbour bridge
Cockroach : a person from New South Wales
Cane toad : a person from Queensland
Mystery bag : a sausage or meat pie

wow thats great yes my boy is really enjoying it he is a navigator and going on board after christmas geezzzz i miss him so

some navy slang for the son
burgoo = porridge
getters = thomgs
pisspaddling = barefoot
tiddlioggie = pastie
goffer = salute or softdrink
scran = food
offal = rubbish
gammas = sunrays
freshers = fresh air
oggin = the ocean
dunghy = dirty
bogey = bath
banyan = picnic

Small world heh ?

Gotta go. Better hit the frog and toad and do a bit of hard yakka for a change. Abyssinia

thanks for that next time i talk to him i'll have a list & i'll blow his mind a bit with it
"see you can teach an old dog new tricks ma" he'll say

Yep we had our own language. you can see a lot at this address http://www.gunplot.net/traditions/Navalterminology.html
a lot of that though is RN, royal navy "british", because that is where our navy was born

Dingo gnaw ... waking up to an ugly root, where you'd chew your own arm off to save waking them up ..

Paper Bag Job .. ugly root again, where you'd put a bag on both your heads incase his came off..

Dingos breakfast .. glass of water and a look around .. you havent eaten...

Treadly ... push bike

Deadly Treadly .. motor bike

Temporary Australian .. motor cyclist..

Ugly as a hat full of arseholes ... someone who is not very attractive

Couple of sandwiches short or a picnic/not the full packet of iced vovos/the lights are on but no ones home .. someone who is mentally challenged.

Hi Shell sorry I missed you


Does anyone else want to have a poke at this with a blunt stick ? It'll be like pushing shit uphill with a blund stick to beat this lot of wankers. If you are fairdinkum, give us a cooee, you don't have to be the full quid to post here

oops "BLUNT STICK"

my fave is "a cabbage short of an allotment"