G'Day Im Kizzy Im an Aussie shiela runs the local waterin hole down yonda out beyond the blackstumpp,I got more curves than Bathurst, a map a tassie to die for & my dating schedule is busier than central station on school holidays Im flat out like a lizard driking trying to keep up with this mob who half the time are silly as a two bob watch or gotta few roos loose in the top paddack, Ya get all types in here some tight as a fishes asshole others cunnin as a shithouse rat, Put a penny in the juke box & bobs ya uncle !Watch out for the barmaid tho shes got a look hits ya straight in the hip pocket,
Anyway ya cant miss Kizzys Joint it stands out like dogs balls,Head straight ova the coathanger turn left & follow ya nose, No drongos or dipshits here mate, Just decent folk not on the rock n roll looking out for our tin lins ...
Oh & pay no attention to the dingo who parks ya car hes as useless as tits on a bull...was hopin hed chuck a sickie
Ah well saves the mob from drink drivin unless they come by treadly there gotta kip out back risk waking up with a brown paper bag job been hit with an ugly stick & followed by a dingos breakfast then have a technicoulour yawn.
Right now get back to work ya bludgers....
Kizzy
