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aberfoyle Coffs Harbour, New South Wales Australia
Rodles: Sorry did not mean to offend you or anyone else for that matter



Rodles...please believe me....You most definately did not offend me.grin See, I'm still smiling !
Rodles Brisbane, Queensland Australia
aberfoyle: Rodles...please believe me....You most definately did not offend me. See, I'm still smiling !


Now I feel better thanks



aberfoyle Coffs Harbour, New South Wales Australia
yay....happy ending!hug
psuedonym adelaide, South Australia Australia
not within a bull's roar = not even close

few pavers short of a patio = not all there

few sandwiches short of a picnic = as above

cityguy08 Sydney, New South Wales Australia
Here’s a few more: BTW I did have to look a few of them up. Hope no one gets offended at some of these. dancing

Backdoor bandit – a derogatory term for a gay guy

Carpet muncher – a derogatory term for a gay lady

Bull Dyke – a derogatory term for a butch gay lady

Fart Sack – the bed

Cake hole – your mouth

Feed the chooks – Male masturbation

Feeding the horse – Used by young males in the 60’s and 70’s when telling their mates about some foreplay with a girl – I got to feed the horse (Rub her pussy)

Get off at Redfern – When a male pulls out before orgasm – In Sydney Redfern is one station before Central

Ringleader of the Arse Clown Circus _ An incompetent senior management type

Every bastard and his dog – everyone’s involved

Head like a robbers dog – an unattractive lady

I'll knock your teeth so far down your throat you'll have to stick a toothbrush up your arse to clean your teeth – a statement of agression

Kyber pass - Ass

Rare as rocking horse shit – something very rare or rare event

Ten oz sandwich – to have a beer instead of lunch

F*ck me! Expression of mild surprise. Not generally a call to action.
F*ck me dead! Expression of exasperation or great surprise.
F*ck off! 1) “Leave the vicinity with all haste!”. 2) (dismissively) I reuse to comply,
3) Expression of surprise and disbelief (“F*ck off! Really?”)
F*ck off, c*nt! Go away. I do not like you and I am not joking..
To f*ck off To go away generally (“Where’s he f*cked off to?”), also instruction (“Why don’t you just f*ck off?”).
F*ck one off To dismiss, get rid of ("The Mormons came to the door but I f*cked them off quick smart!")
To f*ck off early To leave one’s place of employment before the agreed finishing time. (“This job gives me the shits. I am going to f*ck off early.”)
F*ck me dead! “I am quite upset and frustrated.”
F*ck you! 1) “I am angry with your recent action”, 2) “I refuse to comply with your request”.
F*cked Up! “I made a mistake.”
F*cked Up Bigtime! “I made a really big mistake.”
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blondeaozichick Melbourne, Victoria Australia
a bit more choke and you would have started :- a statement said to somebody who has just passed wind in public rather loudly.

arse over tits :- to fall over

abso-bloody-lutely :- absolutely and beyond any doubt.

aerial ping pong :- Australian Rules Football, description usually used derogatorily by Rugby Fans.

she'll be apples :- everything will be okay or alright

avago ya mug :- to pressure someone to attempt to do something




psuedonym adelaide, South Australia Australia
bullshit castle = head office
kizzy27 Nowra, New South Wales Australia
cityguy08: Here’s a few more: BTW I did have to look a few of them up. Hope no one gets offended at some of these.

Backdoor bandit – a derogatory term for a gay guy

Carpet muncher – a derogatory term for a gay lady

Bull Dyke – a derogatory term for a butch gay lady

Fart Sack – the bed

Cake hole – your mouth

Feed the chooks – Male masturbation

Feeding the horse – Used by young males in the 60’s and 70’s when telling their mates about some foreplay with a girl – I got to feed the horse (Rub her pussy)

Get off at Redfern – When a male pulls out before orgasm – In Sydney Redfern is one station before Central

Ringleader of the Arse Clown Circus _ An incompetent senior management type

Every bastard and his dog – everyone’s involved

Head like a robbers dog – an unattractive lady

I'll knock your teeth so far down your throat you'll have to stick a toothbrush up your arse to clean your teeth – a statement of agression

Kyber pass - Ass

Rare as rocking horse shit – something very rare or rare event

Ten oz sandwich – to have a beer instead of lunch

F*ck me! Expression of mild surprise. Not generally a call to action.
F*ck me dead! Expression of exasperation or great surprise.
F*ck off! 1) “Leave the vicinity with all haste!”. 2) (dismissively) I reuse to comply,
3) Expression of surprise and disbelief (“F*ck off! Really?”)
F*ck off, c*nt! Go away. I do not like you and I am not joking..
To f*ck off To go away generally (“Where’s he f*cked off to?”), also instruction (“Why don’t you just f*ck off?”).
F*ck one off To dismiss, get rid of ("The Mormons came to the door but I f*cked them off quick smart!")
To f*ck off early To leave one’s place of employment before the agreed finishing time. (“This job gives me the shits. I am going to f*ck off early.”)
F*ck me dead! “I am quite upset and frustrated.”
F*ck you! 1) “I am angry with your recent action”, 2) “I refuse to comply with your request”.
F*cked Up! “I made a mistake.”
F*cked Up Bigtime! “I made a really big mistake.”




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