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bourbon Sunshine Coast, Queensland Australia
Fri Oct 24, 2008 7:42 AM CST : The Jerry Springer Thread
psuedonym: you just make sure no-one steals your bourbettes


My bourbettes are loyal to me. professor

Well, I hope they are. laugh
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bourbon Sunshine Coast, Queensland Australia
Fri Oct 24, 2008 7:44 AM CST : The Jerry Springer Thread
blondeaozichick: he does have quite a few bourbettes I hear .. so got his work cut out for him


Okay blondie... you can run off with psuedo if you want... but hand your bourbette cap in first. sigh
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blondeaozichick Melbourne, Victoria Australia
Fri Oct 24, 2008 7:44 AM CST : The Jerry Springer Thread
bourbon: My bourbettes are loyal to me.

Well, I hope they are.


well seeing how I am apparently the first bourbette .. I have to be don't I?? dunno just wanna know what I get for being so loyal???? drinking
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redozichick Brisbane, Queensland Australia
Fri Oct 24, 2008 7:44 AM CST : The Jerry Springer Thread
rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing

uh oh was I laughingtongue
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redozichick Brisbane, Queensland Australia
Fri Oct 24, 2008 7:49 AM CST : The Jerry Springer Thread
bourbon: My bourbettes are loyal to me.

Well, I hope they are.



You know we are sugar pieflirty
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bourbon Sunshine Coast, Queensland Australia
Fri Oct 24, 2008 7:49 AM CST : The Jerry Springer Thread
blondeaozichick: well seeing how I am apparently the first bourbette .. I have to be don't I?? just wanna know what I get for being so loyal????


You get to dance naked for me. wink
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bourbon Sunshine Coast, Queensland Australia
Fri Oct 24, 2008 7:50 AM CST : The Jerry Springer Thread
redozichick: You know we are sugar pie
kiss
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Shell225 Brisbane, Queensland Australia
Fri Oct 24, 2008 7:57 AM CST : The Jerry Springer Thread
bourbon: Before you go and change profiles... we've brought in someone else tonite...

We've flown in your neighbour's sister... who's also been sleeping with your boyfriend's brother.. and with your boyfriend.


Faaarrrkkkk... Shell whos been at Kizzys Bar and is well into her 3rd jug...

Shite... thats not me neighbours sister.. thats me 2nd cousin twice removed on me Daddies side

and... what... Jerry???? shes been sleeping with me Brothers cousins uncle whos my FWB on the side with me boyfriends brother and cousin...

Faaarrrkkkkk.... I think someone is screwing me???
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Ecoprincess Sligo/New Zealand, Sligo Ireland
Fri Oct 24, 2008 1:08 PM CST : The Jerry Springer Thread


Does anyone need another reason to NOT have a television?

dunno doh




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kizzy27 Nowra, New South Wales Australia
Fri Oct 24, 2008 2:21 PM CST : The Jerry Springer Thread
Im Having my Brothers girlfriends cousins halfbrothers uncles baby & hes an alien......transport
uh oh
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kizzy27 Nowra, New South Wales Australia
Fri Oct 24, 2008 2:21 PM CST : The Jerry Springer Thread
blondeaozichick: well seeing how I am apparently the first bourbette .. I have to be don't I?? just wanna know what I get for being so loyal????



I quit !grin
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sxc666 Central Coast, New South Wales Australia
Fri Oct 24, 2008 3:16 PM CST : The Jerry Springer Thread
blondeaozichick: funny... I was warned by quite a people in here to be careful of a certain female who after a bottle of two of red on a friday night can be really nasty and vindictiveany guesses as to who they may have been referring to I wonder?

gee doesn't take a genius to work that one out does it
I get horny on red Bimbette, stay around a bit longer you might get to know people a bit better...........


roll eyes roll eyes roll eyes
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snoopyau Brisbane, Queensland Australia
Fri Oct 24, 2008 3:35 PM CST : The Jerry Springer Thread
" Does anyone need another reason to NOT have a television? "

I find its do you need another reason NOT to tune into Australian
TV and keep it locked on the MEDIA Computer via TV OUT or DVD Player
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kizzy27 Nowra, New South Wales Australia
Sat Oct 25, 2008 7:10 AM CST : The Jerry Springer Thread
snoopyau: " Does anyone need another reason to NOT have a television? "

I find its do you need another reason NOT to tune into Australian
TV and keep it locked on the MEDIA Computer via TV OUT or DVD Player



yawn yawn yawn sleep sleep yawn sleep yawn sleep yawn THE EPITAMY OF STRAIGHT NERD CAN BECOME TEDIOUS
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Ecoprincess Sligo/New Zealand, Sligo Ireland
Sat Oct 25, 2008 12:28 PM CST : The Jerry Springer Thread
kizzy27: THE EPITAMY OF STRAIGHT NERD CAN BECOME TEDIOUS



Jerry,

Kizzy called me a fucking nerd, WTF did I do? help

Now a nerd nerd does not go shopping today,
Get a pair of black leather boots that simply scream "fuck me" match them up with a little chiffon skirt (brown little cream flowersflirty) a nice black top cut kinda interesting over the cleavage, then throw the leg over Alfie, the Harley (clutch mended, thanks Kal mwa, mwa) and head off down the pub, seeing how many male motorists drive into the hedge when they realise I am on a one woman crusade to bring back suspenders grin black stockings, black lacey suspenders grin

I may well be lots of things, some of which the kind folk on CS have called me but hell please folks not a NERD crying
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psuedonym adelaide, South Australia Australia
Sat Oct 25, 2008 12:36 PM CST : The Jerry Springer Thread
Ecoprincess: Jerry,

Kizzy called me a fucking nerd, WTF did I do?

Now a nerd does not go shopping today,
Get a pair of black leather boots that simply scream "fuck me" match them up with a little chiffon skirt (brown little cream flowers) a nice black top cut kinda interesting over the cleavage, then throw the leg over Alfie, the Harley (clutch mended, thanks Kal mwa, mwa) and head off down the pub, seeing how many male motorists drive into the hedge when they realise I am on a one woman crusade to bring back suspenders black stockings, black lacey suspenders

I may well be lots of things, some of which the kind folk on CS have called me but hell please folks not a NERD



i was going to put a witty reply to that eco but instead i find myself distracted toward heading for the shower, can't quite put my hand on why lolrolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing laugh laugh laugh
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Ecoprincess Sligo/New Zealand, Sligo Ireland
Sat Oct 25, 2008 12:40 PM CST : The Jerry Springer Thread
psuedonym: i was going to put a witty reply to that eco but instead i find myself distracted toward heading for the shower, can't quite put my hand on why lol



unless you have company, I suggest putting your hand on it wink laugh
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psuedonym adelaide, South Australia Australia
Sat Oct 25, 2008 12:43 PM CST : The Jerry Springer Thread
Ecoprincess: unless you have company, I suggest putting your hand on it




ok you're the boss lolrolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh
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Ecoprincess Sligo/New Zealand, Sligo Ireland
Sat Oct 25, 2008 1:01 PM CST : The Jerry Springer Thread
psuedonym: ok you're the boss lol



Ya better bet I am honey wink

Actually stayed on the bike when I was offroading today grin so much rain here it was like trailing up a river of mud, difficult the tell where the river and the mud were seperate, remembered to duck when I came to the bridge thumbs up one less black eye this week. laugh
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psuedonym adelaide, South Australia Australia
Sat Oct 25, 2008 1:13 PM CST : The Jerry Springer Thread
Ecoprincess: Ya better bet I am honey

Actually stayed on the bike when I was offroading today so much rain here it was like trailing up a river of mud, difficult the tell where the river and the mud were seperate, remembered to duck when I came to the bridge one less black eye this week.



gotta be happy with that grin drinking
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