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Ecoprincess Sligo/New Zealand, Sligo Ireland
psuedonym: gotta be happy with that


drinking yep thats next on the menu waiting for the Pole to come and collect me, its pissing it down here and I dont wanna get the goods wet on the way wink


wave

night for now kiss
mikeeemike Den Hague, Zuid-Holland Netherlands
Jerry,
Dear Jerry

my wife won't talk to me. You know we've been together for about 2 years, and the old sex life has become a bit mundane. The wife is into breeding and showing these bloody cats, real rare breed and all, I recon they get more attention than me them bloody cats. Now she wants me to start getting an interest in them as well.

Anyway, the wife has been going to these newage sex classes with her friends, you know to put some excitement in our sex life.
So last night were laying there in bed, she was wearing this lingerie she purchased, and all of a sudden she says "how would you like to shave my pussy bald?"

So I quickly got out of bed, and went down stairs, grabbed the clippers, found the cat and shaved it bald, and brought it back up to the bedroom.

Not only did she go off the handle, she now won't talk to me.

I have no idea whats gone wrong, I don't understand women. Jerry, please provide me with some advise

rgds

Buckwheat

blues dunno confused
kizzy27 Nowra, New South Wales Australia
mikeeemike: Jerry,
Dear Jerry

my wife won't talk to me. You know we've been together for about 2 years, and the old sex life has become a bit mundane. The wife is into breeding and showing these bloody cats, real rare breed and all, I recon they get more attention than me them bloody cats. Now she wants me to start getting an interest in them as well.

Anyway, the wife has been going to these newage sex classes with her friends, you know to put some excitement in our sex life.
So last night were laying there in bed, she was wearing this lingerie she purchased, and all of a sudden she says "how would you like to shave my pussy bald?"

So I quickly got out of bed, and went down stairs, grabbed the clippers, found the cat and shaved it bald, and brought it back up to the bedroom.

Not only did she go off the handle, she now won't talk to me.

I have no idea whats gone wrong, I don't understand women. Jerry, please provide me with some advise

rgds

Buckwheat

rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing cats meow
blondeaozichick Melbourne, Victoria Australia
conversing
bourbon Sunshine Coast, Queensland Australia
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