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Drink please Kizzy.......got a story for you

thankgod your here kizzy

Kizzy slides a drink along da bar pulls up her stool close to abers ...whats going down girl You know I lurve a good yarn !!!

Jimmm you found the new Bar !! Yay What do you think ?



Oh I brought Tom with I didnt wanna leave him all alone


Like what ive done to the place?I have viewed your lavish profile and wondered if you would be interested in conversing with myself so let me tell you a little about Meee
the photo in the profile is not me.
The person in the photo is my twin. We were separated at birth and he was the fortunate one that got all four limbs
and he can be abit of a show off at times.
he constantly makes fun of me all the time and he leaves me at home by myself always.
after the operation at birth i was left with one limb with a thumb on the end of it.as you can well understand it takes a long time to type this letter.
maybe we could go out dancing some time do a very good helicopter or sprinkler on the dance floor.
i am not very good at swimming because i move in spin
how ever i am very good at washing clothes in the bath.
i have a skate board i get around on when he forgets to lock the door.
i am very easy to look after and I have a helmet that i wear for safety reasons. I have fell off the chair three times since starting this letter.
Neither of us owns a brewery however our father dose own a pharmacy
after reading your profile i believe that we are meant to be because together we share an elusive magical chemistry.


So please ignore my brothers profile and think of me i will send a photo when i can work out how to take a photo by myself.
Yours truly TOM

kizzy27: Kizzy slides a drink along da bar pulls up her stool close to abers ...whats going down girl You know I lurve a good yarn !!!

Well, actually looking for a little advice

The online boyfriend has just informed me he will be here in 3 weeks

Starting to get a little nervous

Hi Jim, Tom

I have viewed your lavish profile and wondered if you would be interested in conversing with myself so let me tell you a little about Meee
the photo in the profile is not me.
The person in the photo is my twin. We were separated at birth and he was the fortunate one that got all four limbs
and he can be abit of a show off at times.
he constantly makes fun of me all the time and he leaves me at home by myself always.
after the operation at birth i was left with one limb with a thumb on the end of it.as you can well understand it takes a long time to type this letter.
maybe we could go out dancing some time do a very good helicopter or sprinkler on the dance floor.
i am not very good at swimming because i move in spin
how ever i am very good at washing clothes in the bath.
i have a skate board i get around on when he forgets to lock the door.
i am very easy to look after and I have a helmet that i wear for safety reasons. I have fell off the chair three times since starting this letter.
Neither of us owns a brewery however our father dose own a pharmacy
after reading your profile i believe that we are meant to be because together we share an elusive magical chemistry.


So please ignore my brothers profile and think of me i will send a photo when i can work out how to take a photo by myself.
Yours truly TOM


welcome Tom Ive gotta syphon hose we can set up on da bar for ya & Strip shows wont eva be the same
again !!!

Kizzy

Ok have you spoken on the phone ?

do you want to hold him down while i change his nappy

kizzy27: Ok have you spoken on the phone ?

This is the weird thing....no, not yet.....and he's already talking houses ?????

kizzy you dont keep any pets in here do you

I'm all ears.......don't get nervous babe just go with it, do you like him? well then give it a go, and enjoy yourself just because were mum's does'nt mean we can't have a life......and have another drink

Abers .... Im sorry darlin but your about to be

He is not being honest with you.
This is a common scam
Its awful I know
but
he isnt real
They prey on women
wanna email this ?or im fine
Dont send any money FFS

Houses now that is scary....... how long you bin talking to him????

dont mean to be rude abe but dont you think it may be abit soon.
here have a drink

shite Kiz you reckon he is a scammer bloody hope not? but abit too quick for my liking, Abes trust Kiz cause this woman knows wat she is talking about

You're all quite right. I don't want to be rushing into things this fast....prefer to get to know someone first He's nice, so want to see where it goes.........but the house thing........will put that off for a while..........quite a while

so this is for real then

If he is a scammer..........all the satisfaction he will get is that he wasted a couple of months of my life. Still, though, am keeping my fingers crossed, is genuine.