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Actually, 1 thing that does miff me a little is why do men ask stupid questions like, "So, do you like getting growled out?". I mean, are there actually women out there that don't like it??? or is it just me? Maybe from my pic they aren't sure that I look like the type who would enjoy it??? Have any women they have asked actually said no they don't?? I just don't understand the question!!!

Hi Ralf - been meaning to reply to this comment. Was talking to a girl I knew slightly - many years ago- and she confidede that she HATED oral. I was very surprised till I slept with her husband (ok-I'm not proud of it, but I was in my 20's, my husband wasn't interested in sex & I was horny ) Anyway - his idea of oral was BITING and, until you've had your "man in the boat" bitten, you have not experienced pain

I have sent a hello to several men on another dating site, just hoping maybe to get together for a few laughs, some fun and have been rejected by them all. Now, ok I'm not young & gorgeousl anymore but I don't have, as a friend of mine used to say "a face that would scare a bulldog off a meat tray". These are all guys around my own age & not incrediably handsome or anything like that - WTF, do they think they are all going to get a supermodel

I live in a town where men from 45 and up have purchased their wives from overseas, nice seeing an 80 year old with a 28 year old wife and kiddies, if this is not an abuse of women I don't know what is, and it doesn't do much for those really nice women that have always lived here. Sadly enough some of these guys pass away, before the kids are old enough to lose their dad. To me this is a legal scam. And makes it difficult for the middle aged women.

Why am I on one forum and reply to the question and it gets posted on another, even though I have agreed with the statement.

hi every one out there on singles, lam a easy going man that does not go just on looks, its what in the heart, but l found the same problem, l send a message to a women, they dont reply back or your two years older than they want, there is no mr perfict or miss perfict out we are all people with our folts and if we become to fussy we will never find some one. meeting some face to face for coffee, my supprise one self, one my like the person, good start hay

Hi Brew boy
Welcome to cs & the forums
You know if someone wont meet you for a coffee well you just saved $3 ...More people should take the chance
Just say sure
I do
I am sooo loving meeting new people
Im having a ball , making friends & finding romance
beats the hell outta sittin home ironing
I think the key when approaching a woman is to keep it quick like dont go into the whole email msn chat for eva crap , contact the local girls suggest a coffee no strings I mean if ya neva go ya neva know & as you say just maybe ya might be suprised ...
Kizzy

Top 10 Rejection Lines Given by Women (and what they actually mean...)
10. I think of you as a brother.
(You remind me of that inbred banjo-playing geek in
"Deliverance")

9. There's a slight difference in our ages.
(You are one Jurassic geezer.)

8. I'm not attracted to you in 'that' way
(You are the ugliest dork I've ever laid eyes upon)

7. My life is too complicate right now.
(I don't want you spending the whole night or else you may
hear phone calls from all the other guys I'm seeing)

6. I've got a boyfriend
(who's really my male cat and a half gallon of Ben & Jerry's)

5. I don't date men where I work
(Hey bud, I wouldn't even date you if you were in the same
solar system, much less the same building)

4. It's not you, it's me
(It's not me, it's you)

3. I'm concentrating on my career
(Even something as boring and unfulfilling as my job is better
than dating you.)

2. I'm celibate.
(I've sworn off *only* the men like you.)

.....and the #1 rejection line given by women
(and what it actually means)

1. Let's be friends.
(I want you to stay around so I can tell you in excruciating
detail about all the other men I meet and have sex with; it's
that 'male perspective' thing)

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IN RESPONSE ~~~~~~ The male perspective on the same issue
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Top 10 Rejection Lines Given by Men
(and what they actually mean..)

10. I think of you as a sister
(You're ugly)

9. There's a slight difference in our ages
(You're ugly)

8. I'm not attracted to you in 'that' way
(You're ugly)

7. My life is too complicated right now.
(You're ugly)

6. I've got a girlfriend
(You're ugly)

5. I don't date women where I work
(You're ugly)

4. It's not you, it's me
(You're ugly)

3. I'm concentrating on my career
(You're ugly)

2. I'm celibate
(You're ugly)
Kizzy
.....and the #1 rejection line given by men
(and what it actually means)

1. Let's be Friends
(You're SINFULLY ugly!)

THE LAST 10 THINGS ANY WOMAN WOULD EVER SAY:
10. Could our relationship be more physical? I'm tired of just being
friends.
9. Go ahead and leave the seat up, it's easier for me to douche that
way.
8. I think hairy butts are really sexy.
7. Hey, get a whiff of that one.
6. Please don't throw that old t-shirt away, the holes in the armpit
are just too cute.
5. This diamond is way too big.
4. I won't even put my lips on that thing unless I get to swallow.
3. Wow, it really is 14 inches!
2. Does this make my butt look too small?
1. I'm wrong, you must be right again.

THE LAST 10 THINGS ANY MAN WOULD EVER SAY
10. I think Barry Manilow is one cool motherfucker.
9. While I'm up, can I get you a beer?
8. I think hairy butts are really sexy.
7. Her tits are just too big.
6. Sometimes I just want to be held.
5. That chick on "Murder, She Wrote" gives me a woody.
4. Sure I'd love to wear a condom.
3. We haven't been to the mall for ages, let's go shopping
and I can hold your purse.
2. Fuck Monday Night Football, let's watch Murphy Brown.
1. I think we are lost, we better pull over and ask directions.

The perfect day according to:

HER ***


8:45 wake up to hugs and kisses
9:00 5 Pounds lighter on the scale
9:30 Light Breakfast
11:00 Sunbathe
12:30 Lunch with best friend at Outdoor Cafe'
1:45 Shopping
2:30 Run into Boyfriend's/Husband's ex - notice she's
gained 30 lbs.
3:00 Manicure, Facial, Massage, Nap.
7:30 Candlelight dinner for 2 and dancing.
10:00 Make Slow, sweet, romantic love.
11:30 Pillow talk in his big strong arms.

HIM
***
10:00 Wake up
10:02 Oral Sex
10:10 Big Breakfast
11:30 Drive up coast in Ferrari with gorgeous babe
2:15 Enormous lunch
3:15 Oral sex
3:25 Play sports with the guys
4:30 Drink Beer with the guys
6:30 Meet Claudia Schiffer
6:40 Oral sex
6:50 Huge dinner, more beer
11:00 Full on, get down, gorilla sex
11:10 sleep.

ow, cringing, hope she isn't scarred for life now and why the fark didn't she stop him??? I would have at least returned the favour to see how he likes it!

yeah

yeah - he was a real charmer - NOT - wish I HAD given it a chomp (but I would have had to find it first-you ladies familiar with the "pepper shaker & magnifying glass")

sadley ...yes

OMG pinky

Hey Babe ,Don't let that worry you, life's a ball enjoy it, just gets a bit slower at our age!!.Quarterhorse.

I have send contact request to females on a few sites and have noticed that quite a lot don't any bother replying. Most of the ones that do, any not interested not really if I am doing anything wrong or what it is that females are expecting from me. First of all, my approach is to be a friend and then see what happens from there.

Not sure why that would be - are you "playing out of your league"? If you're contacting ladies of around your own age etc, I can't undestand it! Your profile looks good - love what you say about yourself & what you're looking for. Hey, if I was in WA & 20 years younger you'ld be in trouble

buscarl: I have send contact request to females on a few sites and have noticed that quite a lot don't any bother replying. Most of the ones that do, any not interested not really if I am doing anything wrong or what it is that females are expecting from me. First of all, my approach is to be a friend and then see what happens from there.

Tell carl me that you joke heer sweetie. i any reply all male i get sweetie

Took the words right outta my mouth!!!