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Do you have an elephant g-string with a "not-so-big" trunk?

Well no, i am not looking for an elephant with a little trunk

Kizzy, I am SURE they do. I just figured if I had any chance of getting into your Stilletto and your easily accessible dress, surely getting into something else too would possibly be on the cards.

Reminds me of a friend of mine.
His "tiny trunk" was severed in an accident. When he went to the plastic surgeon and was asked for the dimensions of the missing member, he decided to capitalise on things.
He told the doc that it was about 18" long and about as thick as his wrist.
The doc told him that one that size would be hard to find.
After a while, they found a donor.
Doc told him that they couldn't find a human penis, that a baby elephant trunk would do the trick.
The guy said ok.
After the op of attatching the trunk the doc asks him to give it a weeks trial and then come back and let him know how it went.
After a week the guy comes back -- ""It's great, the girls love it, it performs well, holds a gallon and a half of piss, remain hard for hours."
"Any drawbacks or problems," asks the Doc.
"Well only one thing.'' guy said.
"I was having lunch today, the damn thing, crawled out the leg of my shorts, grabbed a cream bun off the table and rammed it up my arse."

Kizzy has turned in for the night, John. You'll just have to put up with me

No wukkas.

At least it was only a cream bun!

So what's happening? Seems pretty quiet round here tonight.

Yes it is, it has been getting quieter a lot more frequently lately, not good. It would be good to see some more lurkers join in and have some fun. I lurked for a little while before I joined in, it can be a bit daunting for first timers.

I know what you mean, I'm pretty close to that myself.
I just popped in myself for a short while. Am at work and have to keep ducking out and looking busy.
So if i come across intermittently, pleaase excuse me.

Consider yourself excused! We are having a bit of fun reminiscing about the 80's in the What music are you listening to thread if you wanna join us in there!

Really ?

inspired by the name zztopbanana, i'm considering changing my username to "DEEP PURPLE CUCUMBER" however that may give out the misconception that my penis is injured and swollen.

Ha ha - great one........

I actually coined it from a British saying 'Top Banana', meaning good, ace, bloody brilliant, and ZZ Top (also good, ace, bloody brilliant)

Would make a good forum topic, don't you think, seeing what combinations the comedians on here could come up with ?

i thought as much , i'm of british descent and a massive "zz and the fabulous tops" fan

i'd be in the "make up a username thread", it'd be like the porn star name thread

When i was in school in QLD we used to say "Cool Bananas" same meaning.

Yeah ? Well in that case, 'yo bro'......

Porn star thread, huh ? The mind boggles - I'll have to have a mooch for that.

I'll bet there's input and then some from the girls, on that thread.

Maybe the Brits plaguerised the Aussies then ? Retaliation for the cricket, perhaps ....

ZZCoolBanana - what do you think ?

Depends what your "banana's" like

Peeled or as it comes ? ( no pun intended ).....

Either way, delighted to say it's not always curved......