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sxc666 Central Coast, New South Wales Australia
Well now, I got a bee in my bonnet last week and thought I'm going back to gym.

So last night off I went uh oh Now I knew I was a bit on the unfit side (ok a lot). But frigin hell this morning I feel like someone has been ass punching me all night, my neck is sore mumbling

Now the good thing is I stood there walking on the treadmill watching other ladies jogging on them, so I thought I can do that, bloody hell so I pumped it up a few notches, about 5 secs into jogging I felt like I was going to keel over and have a heart attach, but there was no way I was stopping I knew dam well I was being watched, as I was watching the others, so I continued, now I don't remember much of the marathon because I was too bloody busy concentrating on my heart, which i was sure was just about to explode.

What did I get out of this, fark the gym is what I got out of it.laugh laugh roll eyes

I'm so frigin sore.rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
kizzy27 Nowra, New South Wales Australia
sxc666: Well now, I got a bee in my bonnet last week and thought I'm going back to gym.

So last night off I went Now I knew I was a bit on the unfit side (ok a lot). But frigin hell this morning I feel like someone has been ass punching me all night, my neck is sore

Now the good thing is I stood there walking on the treadmill watching other ladies jogging on them, so I thought I can do that, bloody hell so I pumped it up a few notches, about 5 secs into jogging I felt like I was going to keel over and have a heart attach, but there was no way I was stopping I knew dam well I was being watched, as I was watching the others, so I continued, now I don't remember much of the marathon because I was too bloody busy concentrating on my heart, which i was sure was just about to explode.

What did I get out of this, fark the gym is what I got out of it.

I'm so frigin sore.


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Tina ....there is a better way to work out for woman like us ......grin
sxc666 Central Coast, New South Wales Australia
kizzy27: Tina ....there is a better way to work out for woman like us ......
And don't I know it, and I'll be sticking to that from now on. And my morning lunges of course, lunge from bed to the toilet and then the jug laugh laugh next time I get any bright ideas I'll think about it a bit longer, it's going to take me a month to get over this effort rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing



phaedellis Brisbane, Queensland Australia
sxc666: Well now, I got a bee in my bonnet last week and thought I'm going back to gym.

So last night off I went Now I knew I was a bit on the unfit side (ok a lot). But frigin hell this morning I feel like someone has been ass punching me all night, my neck is sore

Now the good thing is I stood there walking on the treadmill watching other ladies jogging on them, so I thought I can do that, bloody hell so I pumped it up a few notches, about 5 secs into jogging I felt like I was going to keel over and have a heart attach, but there was no way I was stopping I knew dam well I was being watched, as I was watching the others, so I continued, now I don't remember much of the marathon because I was too bloody busy concentrating on my heart, which i was sure was just about to explode.
What did I get out of this, fark the gym is what I got out of it.
I'm so frigin sore.



Funny as Tina have been there done that myself, so now i just do some walking and walking and walking.....just as good if not better than the Gym...oh and wat Kiz said too rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
sxc666 Central Coast, New South Wales Australia
phaedellis: Funny as Tina have been there done that myself, so now i just do some walking and walking and walking.....just as good if not better than the Gym...oh and wat Kiz said too
I've learn't my lesson, I was after an ass you could crack a coconut on, but fark that I'll stick to one you can crack a passionfruit on insteaduncertain



phaedellis Brisbane, Queensland Australia
sxc666: I've learn't my lesson, I was after an ass you could crack a coconut on, but fark that I'll stick to one you can crack a passionfruit on instead


rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing Sheet you crack me up girllll, hey and those butts don't exist, there all airbrushed and cropped, butt try walking and as you do walk SQUEEZE in those Glutes, real hard, trust me it works, better than being a cripple after a visit to the gym.........fark last time i remember the gym was this hunky trainer telling me i can do it, (leg Machine) well i couldnt walk for a week, my legs were killing me.....ummm ill stick to walking thank you laugh
psuedonym adelaide, South Australia Australia
try walking 20kms a day with a sheet of tally ho paper clutched between your butt cheeks and not let it slip down into the crutch of your knickers, that'll tighten your glutes rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
kidatheart Earth, Alberta Canada
psuedonym: try walking 20kms a day with a sheet of tally ho paper clutched between your butt cheeks and not let it slip down into the crutch of your knickers, that'll tighten your glutes



Or just mention bum sex.laugh


I can hear ass cheeks slamming shut all over the world.rolling on the floor laughing


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psuedonym adelaide, South Australia Australia
kidatheart: Or just mention bum sex. I can hear ass cheeks slamming shut all over the world.




except in greece rolling on the floor laughing
ForgottenSoul Brisbane, Queensland Australia
sxc666: Well now, I got a bee in my bonnet last week and thought I'm going back to gym.

So last night off I went Now I knew I was a bit on the unfit side (ok a lot). But frigin hell this morning I feel like someone has been ass punching me all night, my neck is sore

Now the good thing is I stood there walking on the treadmill watching other ladies jogging on them, so I thought I can do that, bloody hell so I pumped it up a few notches, about 5 secs into jogging I felt like I was going to keel over and have a heart attach, but there was no way I was stopping I knew dam well I was being watched, as I was watching the others, so I continued, now I don't remember much of the marathon because I was too bloody busy concentrating on my heart, which i was sure was just about to explode.

What did I get out of this, fark the gym is what I got out of it.

I'm so frigin sore.



phffft Kizzy has the right idea tongue go do her muscle traning, it will still "whip" you into shape rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing



phaedellis Brisbane, Queensland Australia
psuedonym: except in greece

hey you do realise where that old saying came from????? well years ago when a couple was intended, after they were married the mother in law goes into the wedding chamber and checks the sheets for....... if the girl is not a virgin then she was booted out, so to release all the frustration they would " get in behind" and still keep their virginity intact, True story.... bloody greeks trust them scold
psuedonym adelaide, South Australia Australia
phaedellis: hey you do realise where that old saying came from????? well years ago when a couple was intended, after they were married the mother in law goes into the wedding chamber and checks the sheets for....... if the girl is not a virgin then she was booted out, so to release all the frustration they would " get in behind" and still keep their virginity intact, True story.... bloody greeks trust them



psuedo whispers to phae (i dated a greek girl when i was a teenager lol)



phaedellis Brisbane, Queensland Australia
psuedonym: psuedo whispers to phae (i dated a greek girl when i was a teenager lol)


ANDDDDDDD DO TELLconversing
psuedonym adelaide, South Australia Australia
phaedellis: ANDDDDDDD DO TELL


it was all good but she moved interstate for employment opportunities so the relationship fizzled .................... is that what you meant????rolling on the floor laughing
redozichick Brisbane, Queensland Australia
sxc666: I've learn't my lesson, I was after an ass you could crack a coconut on, but fark that I'll stick to one you can crack a passionfruit on instead



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Just do what I do.... I have a dvd that goes for half an hour, It's called Bikini Body, it works belly, butt and thighs. I do this 3 or 4 times a week just to keep toned. Each workout is 10 mins. It kills when you first start but it tones you up and gives you that tight ass you wantwink laugh
psuedonym adelaide, South Australia Australia
redozichick: Just do what I do.... I have a dvd that goes for half an hour, It's called Bikini Body, it works belly, butt and thighs. I do this 3 or 4 times a week just to keep toned. Each workout is 10 mins. It kills when you first start but it tones you up and gives you that tight ass you want



or you could marry a scotsman and have the tightarse you ......... oh wrong kind of tightarse sorryrolling on the floor laughing
ForgottenSoul Brisbane, Queensland Australia
psuedonym: or you could marry a scotsman and have the tightarse you ......... oh wrong kind of tightarse sorry



your a cunny funt arnt you? rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
sxc666 Central Coast, New South Wales Australia
psuedonym: or you could marry a scotsman and have the tightarse you ......... oh wrong kind of tightarse sorry
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sxc666 Central Coast, New South Wales Australia
psuedonym: try walking 20kms a day with a sheet of tally ho paper clutched between your butt cheeks and not let it slip down into the crutch of your knickers, that'll tighten your glutes
uh oh I wouldn't mind looking a bit trendy while exercising, not look like I've got a severe case of the squirts laugh
sxc666 Central Coast, New South Wales Australia
ForgottenSoul: phffft Kizzy has the right idea go do her muscle traning, it will still "whip" you into shape
I'll need a personal trainer for that...........devil *hint*




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