Fakin It !!!

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kizzy27 Nowra, New South Wales Australia
Faking Orgasams!!!!!
Yep we do it !!!!

I know some of you girls are gonna say " Never" Bullshit !!!!
I also know some of you guys are gonna say " Ide rather feel inadaquate than be decieved "
Bullshit too
But from my experiance if you boys dont get us there .... you sulk !!!!
Big time !!
Example: Im not a good enough lover or I dont turn you on!
There are reason we fake it
Mainly unselfish reasons
but sometime self ones too.
I have my own veiws & opinions on this which i will add to this thread as it develops

soooo

why do you Fake it ?
& How do you feel about it ?


Kizzy
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MellieMels Sydney, New South Wales Australia
I'm gonna regret saying this later but I've never had the big 'sigh' nor have I faked having one.. Guess some of us are just hard to please.. blushing
kizzy27 Nowra, New South Wales Australia
MellieMels: I'm gonna regret saying this later but I've never had the big '' nor have I faked having one.. Guess some of us are just hard to please..


No reason to regret saying It Mellie...
Its about relaxing
I rarely achieve orgasam with a man the first time we are together , unless he is highly skilled , which sadley is an extreamly rare attribute in a man ...
the best way to experiance the big O & get your self intune is by getting to know your own body first .
explore
Kizzythumbs up



SmilingInside Auckland, Auckland New Zealand
is there a invisible "r" in this thread title?
kizzy27 Nowra, New South Wales Australia
SmilingInside: is there a invisible "r" in this thread title?



No I faked the R...

Comon how about some male imput !!!!!
Oh & another thing ...


Can you tell????????
I know a way you can tell everytime ...
but then I wonder if you guys really truely wanna know ...cool
kizzy27 Nowra, New South Wales Australia
31 hits in 3 minutes yet only 4 posts .....confused

shy


dunno

embarrassedblushing

dont be drinking
Twodawgz melbourne, Victoria Australia
Oie Kizzy me personally have faked quite a few O,s my testicles are very nice and shapely, but they can only produce so much Elmer's Glue, if ya know what I'm sayin'. And there are times, often after I've popped a half-dozen loads over a lazy afternoon of balling some nameless, faceless cum-bucket, where I'm able to lift the tube but can't manage to squeeze any toothpaste out, if you catch the cut of my jib. After an hour of aimless pounding and fast thrusting it suddenly doesn't seem fun anymore, thats when the big false O cums in.. rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
kizzy27 Nowra, New South Wales Australia
Twodawgz: Oie Kizzy me personally have faked quite a few O,s my testicles are very nice and shapely, but they can only produce so much Elmer's Glue, if ya know what I'm sayin'. And there are times, often after I've popped a half-dozen loads over a lazy afternoon of balling some nameless, faceless cum-bucket, where I'm able to lift the tube but can't manage to squeeze any toothpaste out, if you catch the cut of my jib. After an hour of aimless pounding and fast thrusting it suddenly doesn't seem fun anymore, thats when the big false O cums in..




thats quite the analogy there dawgz....rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing

but the question is .....
do you know when a girl fakes it on ya ?
Does it make you feel bad ?
Or once ya blow ya couldnt give a toss?



SmilingInside Auckland, Auckland New Zealand
You mean women have orgasms?

You learn something new each day.........
kizzy27 Nowra, New South Wales Australia
SmilingInside: You mean women have orgasms?

You learn something new each day.........



well apparently not with you....
sad sad crying sigh mumbling



MellieMels Sydney, New South Wales Australia
kizzy27: No reason to regret saying It Mellie...
Its about relaxing
I rarely achieve orgasam with a man the first time we are together , unless he is highly skilled , which sadley is an extreamly rare attribute in a man ...
the best way to experiance the big O & get your self intune is by getting to know your own body first .
explore
Kizzy


moping Maybe I'm just not a good enough lover to myself or I just don't turn myself on enough.. *sulk, sulk* Then again maybe I don't spend enough time in the playground or I might need to play with something from the toybox.. A new playmate sure would be fun and entertaining though.. blushing I don't understand how people don't know if someone is faking it, anyone can moan and groan and hasten/slow down the pace to make it look real but the body and your muscles don't lie! I think and I say think having never experienced it before but I was getting to the point where I was going to 'sigh' and the ex-bf did it first instead - you can't fake those muscles contracting or at least it'd be damn hard in the throes of passion to do so!! JMO



SmilingInside Auckland, Auckland New Zealand
And apparently not you with on the odd occasion either K.


kizzy27 Nowra, New South Wales Australia
MellieMels: Maybe I'm just not a good enough lover to myself or I just don't turn myself on enough.. *sulk, sulk* Then again maybe I don't spend enough time in the playground or I might need to play with something from the toybox.. A new playmate sure would be fun and entertaining though.. I don't understand how people don't know if someone is faking it, anyone can moan and groan and hasten/slow down the pace to make it look real but the body and your muscles don't lie! I think and I say think having never experienced it before but I was getting to the point where I was going to '' and the ex-bf did it first instead - you can't fake those muscles contracting or at least it'd be damn hard in the throes of passion to do so!! JMO



Just need to be relaxed & Know that it isnt bad or dirty etc toys are always great ...sometimes better well alot of the time actually !!!
I highly recomend the GVibe Rabbit...with nodules it is by far the very best vibrator in the known universe!!!!!
as far as men not knowing well alot simply are so involved in their own that even when you do have one they dont notice...
Hey I gotta say here im sorry if this seems a bit tough on the boyz but i feel this IS what happens Not all you guys im sure so if your not relatin dont get cut ok ..
I love men seriously love your species ....
Kizzylips
kizzy27 Nowra, New South Wales Australia
SmilingInside: And apparently not you with on the odd occasion either K.



Bingo !!!
kizzy27 Nowra, New South Wales Australia
SmilingInside: And apparently not you with on the odd occasion either K.



i know you was jokin rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
but some arent !!!uh oh
Twodawgz melbourne, Victoria Australia
kizzy27: thats quite the analogy there dawgz....

but the question is .....
do you know when a girl fakes it on ya ?
Does it make you feel bad ?
Or once ya blow ya couldnt give a toss?


Maybe when the vaginal and clitoral go into spasms mode.. dunno Fark knows long as i get to loose my load im happy either way..laugh
Twodawgz melbourne, Victoria Australia
Twodawgz: Maybe when the vaginal and clitoral dosent go into spasms mode.. Fark knows long as i get to loose my load im happy either way..



phaedellis Brisbane, Queensland Australia
why do you Fake it ?
& How do you feel about it ?


Kizzy


Ok Truth time....yep have definitely faked it but only twice in my whole life, reason was cause i just wanted the sucker out of me.......went on and on and on!!!! and i got bored with it and sore so no other way out blushing



aberfoyle Coffs Harbour, New South Wales Australia
Well like mells I'll probably regret being honest on this one...but here goes.....One true blue fair dinkum orgasm ever....blushing ....never to be repeated cause the dear fella is dead blues ....and no, I didn't do it laugh
Shell225 Brisbane, Queensland Australia
To be brutally honest... yeah.. if the guy is a crap shag and there is no other way of stopping him. Do the whole porn star act .. cause you know that you arent going back again.

Now .. that I'm older, I know exactly what gets me off.. and as far as Im concerned there is really only one orgasm I'm interested in .....

MINE

Still there really is no better sex, than that shared between 2 people who are in a relationship and have spent time getting to know each others bodies, likes and dislikes. You cant compare it ...

As for telling guys... how to know if a woman has had an orgasm.... NO WAY ... thats secret womens business!!!!


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