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aberfoyle Coffs Harbour, New South Wales Australia
Mon Nov 10, 2008 2:19 AM CST : Fakin It !!!
Yep, I think the secret on how to tell when a girl has had a real orgasm should definately remain a secret. roll eyes


Tough luck guys tongue or is that tough love ? or tough titties, as the orange people say laugh
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SmilingInside Auckland, Auckland New Zealand
Mon Nov 10, 2008 2:20 AM CST : Fakin It !!!
So long as you enjoy yourselves.

Unrealistic to expect simultaneous, earth-shattering, convulsive, screaming like a banshee orgasms every time you take a roll.

As for guys obsessing about whether they "made her cum" that's just silly...... Staying awake for a chat and cuddling after goes a long way to keep the complaints to a minimum.
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aberfoyle Coffs Harbour, New South Wales Australia
Mon Nov 10, 2008 2:22 AM CST : Fakin It !!!
SmilingInside: So long as you enjoy yourselves.

Unrealistic to expect simultaneous, earth-shattering, convulsive, screaming like a banshee orgasms every time you take a roll.

As for guys obsessing about whether they "made her cum" that's just silly...... Staying awake for a chat and cuddling after goes a long way to keep the complaints to a minimum.



Got to agree with that. The most disappointing sex I had was good until we finished and he promptly rolled over and went to sleep confused I know they say good sex puts you to sleep, but really ...that bloody fast ? wink
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MellieMels Sydney, New South Wales Australia
Mon Nov 10, 2008 2:24 AM CST : Fakin It !!!
aberfoyle: Well like mells I'll probably regret being honest on this one...but here goes.....One true blue fair dinkum orgasm ever.... ....never to be repeated cause the dear fella is dead ....and no, I didn't do it


Thanks Abe kiss feel slightly better now!! Perhaps we should both get ourselves out to the toystore pronto.. motorcycle And again this just proves just how selfish men can be as no-one has even offered to help us with the BIG 'sigh' situation.. I thought someone would jump at the chance to offer their services.. dunno
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aberfoyle Coffs Harbour, New South Wales Australia
Mon Nov 10, 2008 2:27 AM CST : Fakin It !!!
MellieMels: Thanks Abe feel slightly better now!! Perhaps we should both get ourselves out to the toystore pronto.. And again this just proves just how selfish men can be as no-one has even offered to us with the BIG '' situation.. I thought someone would jump at the chance to offer their services..



They might be too afraid we'll fake it rolling on the floor laughing


As for the toys.........what do you think I've been doing for the past 9 years ? Joining a nunnery ? laugh



Toys ....I have ! wink
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SmilingInside Auckland, Auckland New Zealand
Mon Nov 10, 2008 2:36 AM CST : Fakin It !!!
You girls are part of the 20%, don't feel bad, it's normal for 1 in 5.
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aberfoyle Coffs Harbour, New South Wales Australia
Mon Nov 10, 2008 2:38 AM CST : Fakin It !!!
SmilingInside: You girls are part of the 20%, don't feel bad, it's normal for 1 in 5.



Now why doesn't that reassure me ? confused
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SmilingInside Auckland, Auckland New Zealand
Mon Nov 10, 2008 2:40 AM CST : Fakin It !!!
You girls are part of the 20%, don't feel bad, it's normal for 1 in 5.
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sxc666 Central Coast, New South Wales Australia
Mon Nov 10, 2008 2:41 AM CST : Fakin It !!!
kizzy27: Faking Orgasams!!!!!
Yep we do it !!!!

I know some of you girls are gonna say " Never" Bullshit !!!!
I also know some of you guys are gonna say " Ide rather feel inadaquate than be decieved "
Bullshit too
But from my experiance if you boys dont get us there .... you sulk !!!!
Big time !!
Example: Im not a good enough lover or I dont turn you on!
There are reason we fake it
Mainly unselfish reasons
but sometime self ones too.
I have my own veiws & opinions on this which i will add to this thread as it develops

soooo

why do you Fake it ?
& How do you feel about it ?Kizzy
Kizzy I disagree. I will not and do not fake orgasms. If a guy doesn't get me there, he can bloody well stay there until he does, and if he doesn't I dont fake that he did wine
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SmilingInside Auckland, Auckland New Zealand
Mon Nov 10, 2008 2:42 AM CST : Fakin It !!!
so much for the "internal server error" tricking me into posting twice.......
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Shell225 Brisbane, Queensland Australia
Mon Nov 10, 2008 2:43 AM CST : Fakin It !!!
toys are good...

The toys, help you to learn what you like and what you need to get to the big O.

Then you just have to show Mr Right and its all banana banana right on!!!! laugh

As others have said, its very difficult to achieve orgasm the first time with someone. Generally that comes with getting to know each other and how you tick. Personally I think about 80% of a womans orgasm is mental.

Sadly the plight of a single woman is that we have periods of short term relationships which dont allow us the opportunity to explore ourselves sexually.
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aberfoyle Coffs Harbour, New South Wales Australia
Mon Nov 10, 2008 2:43 AM CST : Fakin It !!!
SmilingInside: so much for the "internal server error" tricking me into posting twice.......



It's cool Smilin'...I though you were just 'rubbin it in' laugh
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kizzy27 Nowra, New South Wales Australia
Mon Nov 10, 2008 3:24 AM CST : Fakin It !!!
sxc666: Kizzy I disagree. I will not and do not fake orgasms. If a guy doesn't get me there, he can bloody well stay there until he does, and if he doesn't I dont fake that he did



that is NOW sxc !!! what about before ??? Ive faked it im not gonna lie I faked it before i realized i cou;ld have a real one !!!
I faked it when i thought mm wish hed get off he is sooooooodoin zero for me !
Ive faked it when i can see he is sooooo really tryin but hey no way is he gonna get there tonite but the dedication alone is worth the reward ....bless his darlin heart ....
These days im of the same opinion, but i wasnt always

Kizzy
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ploughingstar thallon, Queensland Australia
Mon Nov 10, 2008 3:27 AM CST : Fakin It !!!
MellieMels: Thanks Abe feel slightly better now!! Perhaps we should both get ourselves out to the toystore pronto.. And again this just proves just how selfish men can be as no-one has even offered to us with the BIG '' situation.. I thought someone would jump at the chance to offer their services..
scold i stand by a clarence carter quote in his song strokin i dont stop till i know shes sassified!banana stroke it clarence carter but dont stroke so fasttongue
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kizzy27 Nowra, New South Wales Australia
Mon Nov 10, 2008 3:30 AM CST : Fakin It !!!
Shell225: To be brutally honest... yeah.. if the guy is a crap shag and there is no other way of stopping him. Do the whole porn star act .. cause you know that you arent going back again.

Now .. that I'm older, I know exactly what gets me off.. and as far as Im concerned there is really only one orgasm I'm interested in .....

MINE

Still there really is no better sex, than that shared between 2 people who are in a relationship and have spent time getting to know each others bodies, likes and dislikes. You cant compare it ...

As for telling guys... how to know if a woman has had an orgasm.... NO WAY ... thats secret womens business!!!!


ok ill take it to da grave !!!!


and your dead right once you know each other & relax wow awesome
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kizzy27 Nowra, New South Wales Australia
Mon Nov 10, 2008 3:34 AM CST : Fakin It !!!
aberfoyle: Well like mells I'll probably regret being honest on this one...but here goes.....One true blue fair dinkum orgasm ever.... ....never to be repeated cause the dear fella is dead ....and no, I didn't do it



bet that used to piss the nympo ex off big time ......
1 down 10000000000000000000000000 to go grin
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kizzy27 Nowra, New South Wales Australia
Mon Nov 10, 2008 3:39 AM CST : Fakin It !!!
Shell225: toys are good...

The toys, help you to learn what you like and what you need to get to the big O.

Then you just have to show Mr Right and its all right on!!!! As others have said, its very difficult to achieve orgasm the first time with someone. Generally that comes with getting to know each other and how you tick. Personally I think about 80% of a womans orgasm is mental.

Sadly the plight of a single woman is that we have periods of short term relationships which dont allow us the opportunity to explore ourselves sexually.


here sometimes lies the trick !!!!


also i dunno bout you girls but farkkkk some of the vibes well there incomparable !!!!
dont ya think ?
I mean ofcourse there is nothing like the togetherness etc but on just the big O scale of ohmy farkin gawdddd
the gvibe rabbit isss sooooo on da money!!!

So leads to another sub topic

does using a vibe diminish a mans ability to get you off ?
I mean there is no way a man can simulate some of the equipment that is out there these days !!!!!
14 different functions etc etc etc ....

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kizzy27 Nowra, New South Wales Australia
Mon Nov 10, 2008 3:40 AM CST : Fakin It !!!
ploughingstar: i stand by a clarence carter quote in his song strokin i dont stop till i know shes sassified! stroke it clarence carter but dont stroke so fast




Now were talkin !!!!grin thumbs up
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ploughingstar thallon, Queensland Australia
Mon Nov 10, 2008 3:48 AM CST : Fakin It !!!
kizzy27: Now were talkin !!!!
now tell me have u made love on a couch or in the back seat of a car? maybe ur plannin on makin love tonight?
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aberfoyle Coffs Harbour, New South Wales Australia
Mon Nov 10, 2008 3:49 AM CST : Fakin It !!!
kizzy27: bet that used to piss the nympo ex off big time ......
1 down 10000000000000000000000000 to go



Ha...that greasy little prick never managed to do anything except satisfy himself laugh

Sorry boys, but he was a real self centred arsehole tongue


Nup, credit for the one and only has to go to a Kraut. Nothing like a bit of exotic overseas methods to do the job right rolling on the floor laughing




Ah bugger, no repeat performance blues
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