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Ralf74 Bacchus Marsh, Victoria Australia
Mon Nov 10, 2008 4:41 AM CST : Fakin It !!!
kizzy27: So your sayin Ralf you have never ever said yes you did when you didnt ???never even when you were young?
Never not once ? for any reason ?


Nope, never ever. I am a cruel bitch, I know! grin
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aberfoyle Coffs Harbour, New South Wales Australia
Mon Nov 10, 2008 4:42 AM CST : Fakin It !!!
kizzy27: So your sayin Ralf you have never ever said yes you did when you didnt ???never even when you were young?
Never not once ? for any reason ?



Isn't it more a matter of it just "not happening" rather that "faking"

Because if you girls are saying it works for you everytime...then....then....I'm gonna cry crying
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ploughingstar thallon, Queensland Australia
Mon Nov 10, 2008 4:43 AM CST : Fakin It !!!
Ralf74: Nope, never ever. I am a cruel bitch, I know!
id test that theory but dunno if the earmuffs would be that attractiverolling on the floor laughing
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Ralf74 Bacchus Marsh, Victoria Australia
Mon Nov 10, 2008 4:45 AM CST : Fakin It !!!
ploughingstar: id test that theory but dunno if the earmuffs would be that attractive


So you're guaranteed are you?? laugh
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ploughingstar thallon, Queensland Australia
Mon Nov 10, 2008 4:47 AM CST : Fakin It !!!
Ralf74: So you're guaranteed are you??
lifetime warrantytongue
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Ralf74 Bacchus Marsh, Victoria Australia
Mon Nov 10, 2008 4:48 AM CST : Fakin It !!!
ploughingstar: lifetime warranty


Congratulations, you're in wink
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SmilingInside Auckland, Auckland New Zealand
Mon Nov 10, 2008 5:01 AM CST : Fakin It !!!
Did he mention he needed a cattle prod up his bottom? Small technicality.... It also comes with a warranty
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SmilingInside Auckland, Auckland New Zealand
Mon Nov 10, 2008 5:02 AM CST : Fakin It !!!
(nothing personal mate, it's a joke)
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Ralf74 Bacchus Marsh, Victoria Australia
Mon Nov 10, 2008 5:03 AM CST : Fakin It !!!
SmilingInside: Did he mention he needed a cattle prod up his bottom? Small technicality.... It also comes with a warranty


I don't mind a little s&m, i'll poke him with it! banana
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kizzy27 Nowra, New South Wales Australia
Mon Nov 10, 2008 5:03 AM CST : Fakin It !!!
If im on my own everytime lol if im with a partner not everytime unless i assist blushing
faking refering to saying you have had an Orgasm when you havnt so he feels good lol a mate just sent me a joke

why do women fake Orgasms??
because they think men care....
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Ralf74 Bacchus Marsh, Victoria Australia
Mon Nov 10, 2008 5:06 AM CST : Fakin It !!!
kizzy27: If im on my own everytime lol if im with a partner not everytime unless i assist
faking refering to saying you have had an Orgasm when you havnt so he feels good lol a mate just sent me a joke

why do women fake Orgasms??
because they think men care....


rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing Classic rolling on the floor laughing
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Twodawgz melbourne, Victoria Australia
Mon Nov 10, 2008 5:09 AM CST : Fakin It !!!
kizzy27: If

why do women fake Orgasms??
because they think men care....


Women might be good at fakin an orgasm...

Men are better at fakin a relationship..

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SmilingInside Auckland, Auckland New Zealand
Mon Nov 10, 2008 5:09 AM CST : Fakin It !!!
Makes me smile. Why do dogs lick their genitals.......
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kizzy27 Nowra, New South Wales Australia
Mon Nov 10, 2008 5:10 AM CST : Fakin It !!!
Twodawgz: Women might be good at fakin an orgasm...

Men are better at fakin a relationship..


now theres a scary thought !!!!!!uh oh uh oh uh oh uh oh


stop doing that Dawgzzzzzzzzcool crying sigh dunno
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Twodawgz melbourne, Victoria Australia
Mon Nov 10, 2008 5:14 AM CST : Fakin It !!!
SmilingInside: Makes me smile. Why do dogs lick their genitals.......


Because they can..laugh

GOD made it so only animals could do that. If men could do that the only purpose of women would be for doing laundry, cooking and cleaning..
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redozichick Brisbane, Queensland Australia
Mon Nov 10, 2008 5:17 AM CST : Fakin It !!!
I've only ever faked it once when I was 18 and I was seeing this guy and discovered he had a peni like this 8=D farking serious... it was like a fingeruh oh I made lots of noise etc.....laugh
he dobbed me in at a party and told everyone I was noisy in the sackrolling on the floor laughing
I broke up with him not long after I faked it and I felt really badcrying


But how am I spose to have hot sex with this 8=D rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
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SmilingInside Auckland, Auckland New Zealand
Mon Nov 10, 2008 5:17 AM CST : Fakin It !!!
Mate you got me outside digging a fall out bunker after that comment.....
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redozichick Brisbane, Queensland Australia
Mon Nov 10, 2008 5:18 AM CST : Fakin It !!!
Twodawgz: Because they can..

GOD made it so only animals could do that. If men could do that the only purpose of women would be for doing laundry, cooking and cleaning..


jaw drop rolling on the floor laughing
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SmilingInside Auckland, Auckland New Zealand
Mon Nov 10, 2008 5:19 AM CST : Fakin It !!!
You should have settled for the finger is my humble advice.
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Lok_Simpson Goodna, Queensland Australia
Mon Nov 10, 2008 5:21 AM CST : Fakin It !!!
I havent faked it , and i do my bestest to grab the silver ( if i can help it )

Me personally ,finds it easier to orally please a woman than it is to sexually please her , BUT every persons body is different and everyone has certain spots or rhythms that can aid in "it" happening.

Lok out.

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