Fakin It !!!

Allnewtome cranbourne, Victoria Australia
kizzy27: Ive got it !!!

Ive worked it out

Why do women fake orgasms???? Because men fake foreplay !!!!!! Thats gotta be it !!!!!
I am sooooo on to sumthing here ! Kizzy

not all men !!!!!!



Ralf74 Bacchus Marsh, Victoria Australia
Allnewtome: not all men !!!!!!


Well you know where i live. Bacchus Marsh isn't very big!! wink
oztrack Perth, Western Australia Australia
Can I change the topic here....I know its probably not quite the time...but I want to!

My early experience....was in a car, I remember it well....my G/F said....My God, what was that......!!! I was young but not entirely without some experience and I said.....OMYG....that was an orgasm....she said...whats that?

Well I did try to explain what it was, but I felt my words were really inadequate, I was quite envious.

That was so many years ago...my wife never had an orgasm, though I tried so much....

I have experienced only 2 women who have had orgasms since.....one vaginally and exceptionally!!! and the other, a partner of many years, manually (by hand) at her G spot.

Come on men....lets hear your experiences!
Allnewtome cranbourne, Victoria Australia
Ralf74: Well you know where i live. Bacchus Marsh isn't very big!!
you couldn't handle me. I have been told I have a....................lot to offer



Ralf74 Bacchus Marsh, Victoria Australia
Allnewtome: you couldn't handle me. I have been told I have a....................lot to offer


Well are you offering???? pleassssseeeee!!heart beating
Allnewtome cranbourne, Victoria Australia
Ralf74: Well are you offering???? pleassssseeeee!!
maybeblushing



Ralf74 Bacchus Marsh, Victoria Australia
Allnewtome: maybe


look you've got me begging, that is very rare, it's usually the other way around! bowing
psuedonym adelaide, South Australia Australia
so tell me, if my tongue and fingers manage to coax a pulsating action through the lower stomach and hips whilst a warm clear fluid gushes in pulsing sqirts from her nether regions, and when her body stabilises she has tears in her eyes and won't leave my side for hours afterward, am i getting close to giving a woman an orgasm?????

any hints would be appreciatedlaugh wink
Allnewtome cranbourne, Victoria Australia
Ralf74: look you've got me begging, that is very rare, it's usually the other way around!
what exctactly are you begging for?



Ralf74 Bacchus Marsh, Victoria Australia
Allnewtome: what exctactly are you begging for?


well if you're just giving it up, i'll stop laugh
Allnewtome cranbourne, Victoria Australia
Ralf74: well if you're just giving it up, i'll stop
I guess thats your loss then isn't it?
how does it go "you will never never know if you never never go"



Ralf74 Bacchus Marsh, Victoria Australia
Allnewtome: I guess thats your loss then isn't it?
how does it go "you will never never know if you never never go"


So you're going to make me keep begging?? It is a real novelty for me, he he. I like it! laugh
Allnewtome cranbourne, Victoria Australia
Ralf74: So you're going to make me keep begging?? It is a real novelty for me, he he. I like it!
there will be no faking it's the real deal or our bits will wear out.scold scold



Ralf74 Bacchus Marsh, Victoria Australia
Allnewtome: there will be no faking it's the real deal or our bits will wear out.


My bits self lubricate, so i should be fine! wink
Allnewtome cranbourne, Victoria Australia
Ralf74: My bits self lubricate, so i should be fine!
so do you smoke after sex?

innocent innocent



Ralf74 Bacchus Marsh, Victoria Australia
Allnewtome: so do you smoke after sex?


not even close, drown maybe!!blushing
Allnewtome cranbourne, Victoria Australia
Ralf74: not even close, drown maybe!!
like a upturned milkcart



Ralf74 Bacchus Marsh, Victoria Australia
Allnewtome: like a upturned milkcart


Something like that, wanna see?? applause
Allnewtome cranbourne, Victoria Australia
Ralf74: Something like that, wanna see??
LETS SEE THIS.dancing dancing dancing



Ralf74 Bacchus Marsh, Victoria Australia
Allnewtome: LETS SEE THIS.


you look pretty smooth with all the moves




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