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yes but you should see me in the flesh.

*using imagination*, looks pretty damn fine to me!!

I'm glad you like it.
I dont want a perfect body ive gotten use to this one!!!

as long as you can appreciate my used and abused one, we will get along fine

it's not all about the body,it has a lot to do with whats going on in your head!!!!!!!

So which one do you want me for??? I like to think i am a package deal.

one would hope so.

Never!!!!! I mean when I was with the kids Dad, there where times (a lot) when I was thinking you keg on legs get of me. But I wouldn't do a when harry met sally. I would just grind me hips and get a bit louder so he lost his load quickly. and he was useless with his tongue, he use to eat it like a hamburger

What I want to know is how can you fake? I mean when I orgasm there is evidence that I've had one, if you know what I mean

If a guy goes down on me, I don't care if he is down there 2 mins and I orgasm, or 40 mins he will stay down there until I'm done

Mind you I don't orgasm with sex alone, I need clitoral stimulation to reach the big 'O'. Hence maybe why I don't fake it, or have felt the need too.

and he was useless with his tongue, he use to eat it like a hamburger



OMG Tina I hope he neva reads this !!!!
You farkin kill me girl
What I want to know is how can you fake?

I suppose the thing im trying to get accross here is alot of men say did you cum???
They dont know ???
because perhaps they never have given one ..

I truley never realised how rare the female orgasm is ...

Yep I have to say I have come across the 'did you cum' I always think 'oh no, i just spilt a bottle of water in the bed'

You have to realise though, not all women cum like that - I have no problems having an orgasm, but never leave a wet patch!

Just had my 1st sexual encounter for 3 1/2 years last week and, believe me, there was no need for faking!

yeah I was speaking on my own behalf. Me personally flood the poor bastards at times, I think I need to provide a snorkel when they go down there.

know what you mean sxc, i think that is how I started hogging the bed, trying to avoid the wet patch!

I used to hae a tshirt years ago it read "women of the world unite!!!
make him sleep on the wet patch

Funny as

never thought of that!!

Now give that man a cigar !!!!!

Kiz, Ralf maybe we should make our own snorkel club

Wow Pseudo - now I REALLY want to meet you!