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Twodawgz melbourne, Victoria Australia
Tue Nov 11, 2008 12:08 AM CST : Fakin It !!!
sxc666: Kiz, Ralf maybe we should make our own snorkel club


Pony clittie club sounds good..wink
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sxc666 Central Coast, New South Wales Australia
Tue Nov 11, 2008 12:09 AM CST : Fakin It !!!
Twodawgz: clittie club sounds good..
hmmm our first member.


Sign here (i) devil
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aberfoyle Coffs Harbour, New South Wales Australia
Tue Nov 11, 2008 12:11 AM CST : Fakin It !!!
psuedonym: so tell me, if my tongue and fingers manage to coax a pulsating action through the lower stomach and hips whilst a warm clear fluid gushes in pulsing sqirts from her nether regions, and when her body stabilises she has tears in her eyes and won't leave my side for hours afterward, am i getting close to giving a woman an orgasm?????

any hints would be appreciated





Yeh right ! wink So tell us again why you are single ???? confused


laugh
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Twodawgz melbourne, Victoria Australia
Tue Nov 11, 2008 12:11 AM CST : Fakin It !!!
sxc666: our first member.Sign here (i)



Signed...yours truly Harry..8======================D
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kizzy27 Nowra, New South Wales Australia
Tue Nov 11, 2008 12:14 AM CST : Fakin It !!!
aberfoyle: Yeh right ! So tell us again why you are single ????



because he looks like he ha=s been hit by a fugly stick......

His words not mine ...

Lights out !!!!lightbulb
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aberfoyle Coffs Harbour, New South Wales Australia
Tue Nov 11, 2008 12:16 AM CST : Fakin It !!!
kizzy27: because he looks like he ha=s been hit by a fugly stick......

His words not mine ...

Lights out !!!!



Always safer to use a person's own quotes when insulting them professor
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kizzy27 Nowra, New South Wales Australia
Tue Nov 11, 2008 12:16 AM CST : Fakin It !!!
Twodawgz: clittie club sounds good..




Im on the board of directors.....stringent membership application criteria...devil devil devil
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sxc666 Central Coast, New South Wales Australia
Tue Nov 11, 2008 12:18 AM CST : Fakin It !!!
Twodawgz: Signed...yours truly Harry..8======================D
No new members for a while I have between my legs my hands fullsmitten love devil
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Jimi123499 Central, Victoria Australia
Tue Nov 11, 2008 12:19 AM CST : Fakin It !!!
Twodawgz: Women might be good at fakin an orgasm...

Men are better at fakin a relationship..


rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing pisser
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psuedonym adelaide, South Australia Australia
Tue Nov 11, 2008 12:24 AM CST : Fakin It !!!
ummmmmmmmmmmm i left her

my son and my ex didnt get along at all so i left with him for the sake of peace and harmony

yes the ugly stick has given me a fair beating but the reason i'm not with any of my ex's was never related to bedroom action.

but if you haven't had it you wouldn't know

so after all that , will any of you answer my query ???

psuedonym lays down the gauntlet and dares any takers the challenge.
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aberfoyle Coffs Harbour, New South Wales Australia
Tue Nov 11, 2008 12:26 AM CST : Fakin It !!!
psuedonym: ummmmmmmmmmmm i left her

my son and my ex didnt get along at all so i left with him for the sake of peace and harmony

yes the ugly stick has given me a fair beating but the reason i'm not with any of my ex's was never related to bedroom action.

but if you haven't had it you wouldn't know

so after all that , will any of you answer my query ???

psuedonym lays down the gauntlet and dares any takers the challenge.



I lack your candid eloquence Psuedo. My efforts at setting you right would fall beside the wayside. So I shall not even try laugh
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kizzy27 Nowra, New South Wales Australia
Tue Nov 11, 2008 12:30 AM CST : Fakin It !!!
will any of you answer my query ???



which one im sooo lost lol oh n psuedo you know i lurve ya ...ya ugly bastard !!!!hug
Kizzylips
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Jimi123499 Central, Victoria Australia
Tue Nov 11, 2008 12:33 AM CST : Fakin It !!!
kizzy27: will any of you answer my query ???


maybe the question is....

why do men cum so quickly?

























because they cant wait to tell their mates..........

rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
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psuedonym adelaide, South Australia Australia
Tue Nov 11, 2008 12:33 AM CST : Fakin It !!!
aberfoyle: I lack your candid eloquence Psuedo. My efforts at setting you right would fall beside the wayside. So I shall not even try



who said anyfink abart elefants jest ansuh me farkin' kwestshun
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kizzy27 Nowra, New South Wales Australia
Tue Nov 11, 2008 12:34 AM CST : Fakin It !!!
Jimi123499: maybe the question is....

why do men cum so quickly?

because they cant wait to tell their mates..........



well the farkin cats outta the bag now !!!!
Jimi wine lips hug
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aberfoyle Coffs Harbour, New South Wales Australia
Tue Nov 11, 2008 12:34 AM CST : Fakin It !!!
psuedonym: who said anyfink abart elefants jest ansuh me farkin' kwestshun




elephant elephant elephant ???
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Jimi123499 Central, Victoria Australia
Tue Nov 11, 2008 12:37 AM CST : Fakin It !!!
kizzy27: well the farkin cats outta the bag now !!!!
Jimi


personally....

I broadcast on radio to get a wider audience..........rolling on the floor laughing
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aberfoyle Coffs Harbour, New South Wales Australia
Tue Nov 11, 2008 12:40 AM CST : Fakin It !!!
Jimi123499: personally....

I broadcast on radio to get a wider audience..........




detective Can I borrow those knee high boots again Kizzy ?
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Jimi123499 Central, Victoria Australia
Tue Nov 11, 2008 12:43 AM CST : Fakin It !!!
aberfoyle: Can I borrow those knee high boots again Kizzy ?


rose in teeth the longer the better........wow
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kizzy27 Nowra, New South Wales Australia
Tue Nov 11, 2008 12:46 AM CST : Fakin It !!!
aberfoyle: Can I borrow those knee high boots again Kizzy ?



sure thang baby xxThigh high!!lips
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