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kizzy27 Nowra, New South Wales Australia
shyflower:

Widow................. Nagged first husband to death Not always.

Sometimes accidents happen.


yeah I know hug hug hug

was just a broad insensitive joke ..... thats how i am well insensitive not broad ...
Kizzygrin
kizzy27 Nowra, New South Wales Australia
kizzy27: This was up a while ago but thought it relevent for the newbies .....

Now remember you need to get ten points to score .... In the world of romance, one single rule applies: Make the woman happy. Do something she likes and you get pointsget points you get lucky.. Do something she dislikes, and points are subtracted. You don't get any points for doing something she expects.
Sorry, that's the way the system is set up.

Here is a guide for the point system:

SIMPLE DUTIES

You make the bed. (+1)

You make the bed but forget the decorative pillow. (0)

You throw the bedspread over rumpled sheets. (-1)

You go out to buy her what she wants. (+5) In the rain. (+8)

But return with beer. (-5)

You check out a suspicious noise at night. (+1)

You check out a suspicious noise and it's nothing. (0)

You check out a suspicious noise and it's something. (+5)

You pummel it with an iron rod. (+10)

It's her pet. (-20)

SOCIAL ENGAGEMENTS

You stay by her side t he entire party. (0)

You stay by her side for a while and then leave to chat with a college buddy. (-2)

Named Tina. (-10)

Who is a dancer. (-20)

And has silicone implants. (-80)

HER BIRTHDAY

You take her out to dinner. (+2)

You take her out to dinner, and it's not a sports bar. (+3)

Okay, it's a sports bar. (-2)

And it's all-you-can-eat night. (-3)

It's a sports bar, it's all-you-can-eat night, and your face is painted the colors of your favorite team. (-10)

A NIGHT OUT

You take her to a movie. (+1)

You take her to a movie she likes. (+3)

You take her to a movie you hate. (+6)

You take her to a movie you like. (-2)

It's called 'Death Cop.' (-3)

You lied and said it was a foreign film about orphans. (-15)

YOUR PHYSIQUE

You develop a noticeable potbelly. (-15)

You develop a noticeable potbelly and exercise to get rid of it. (+10)

You develop a noticeable potbelly and resort to baggy jeans and baggy Hawaiian shirts. (-30)

You say, "It doesn't matter; you have one too." (-8000)

THE BIG QUESTION

She asks, "Do I look fat?" (-5) [Yes, you lose points no matter what]

You hesitate in responding. (-10)

You reply, "Where?" (-35)

Any other response. (-20)

COMMUNICATION

When she wants to talk about a problem, you listen, displaying what looks like a concerned expression...(0)

You listen for over 30 minutes. (+50)

You listen for more than 30 minutes without looking at the TV. (+500)

She realizes this is because you have fallen asleep. (-4000)


Oh & bye the way good luck grin
Kizzylips



mother02 somewhere here, Manawatu-Wanganui New Zealand
kizzy27: well we could all just look at the photos ......


laugh good idea grin
kizzy27 Nowra, New South Wales Australia
Geography of a Woman Between birth and 22, a woman is like Africa, half discovered, half wild, naturally beautiful with fertile soil.

Between 23 and 30, a woman is like America, well developed and open to trade, especially for someone with cash.

Between 31 and 35, a woman is like India, very hot, relaxed and convinced of her own beauty.

Between 36 and 40, a woman is like France, gently aging, but still warm and a desirable place to visit.

Between 41 and 50, a woman is like Great Britain, with a glorious and all conquering past.

Between 51 and 60, a woman is like Yugoslavia, lost some wars, won some great battles, but haunted by past mistakes, still very strong and proud.

Between 61 and 70, a woman is like Russia, very wide and borders are now largely un-patrolled.

After 70, she becomes Tibet . Off the beaten path,
with a mysterious past and the wisdom of the ages...still desirable, but only those with an adventurous spirit and a thirst for spiritual knowledge and true love dare visit there.

GEOGRAPHY OF A MAN
Between 1 and 78, a man is like Iran , ruled by a dick.

Kizzy
lips lips
sxc666 Central Coast, New South Wales Australia
OI why is my name minus 10mumbling devil



aberfoyle Coffs Harbour, New South Wales Australia
sxc666: OI why is my name minus 10



I hadn't noticed that rolling on the floor laughing
kizzy27 Nowra, New South Wales Australia
sxc666: OI why is my name minus 10


Because your Trouble with a capital T!!!!!!devil devil devil devil devil
sxc666 Central Coast, New South Wales Australia
kizzy27: Because your Trouble with a capital T!!!!!!
Dam it Kizzy you know me toooo well devil devil
kizzy27 Nowra, New South Wales Australia
Did you know that....
Other stuff is male & female , you can tell ....



FREEZER BAGS: They are male, because they hold everything in, but you can see right through them.



PHOTOCOPIERS: These are female, because once turned off; it takes a while to warm them up again.

They are an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can also wreak havoc if you push the wrong Buttons.



TIRES: Tires are male, because they go bald easily and are often over inflated



HOT AIR BALLOONS: Also a male object, because to get them to go anywhere, you have to light a fire under their butt.



SPONGES: These are female, because they are soft, squeezable and retain water.



WEB PAGES:
Female, because they're constantly being looked at and frequently getting hit on.



TRAINS: Definitely male, because they always use the same old lines for picking up people.



EGG TIMERS: Egg timers are female because, over time, all the weight shifts to the bottom.



HAMMERS: Male, because in the last 5000 years, they've hardly changed at all, and are occasionally handy to have around.



THE REMOTE CONTROL: Female. Ha! You probably thought it would be male, but consider this: It easily gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't always know which buttons to push, he just keeps trying

Definatley female

Kizzylips



mother02 somewhere here, Manawatu-Wanganui New Zealand
kizzy27: GEOGRAPHY OF A MAN
Between 1 and 78, a man is like Iran , ruled by a dick.
Kizzy


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Butterflyboo1974 Mid North COast, New South Wales Australia
shyflower:

Widow................. Nagged first husband to death Not always.

Sometimes accidents happen.


I think that you need to understand that on the forums everyone doesn't know your past.... and this is good. Most of the statements that are made are general... and should be taken lightheartedly.

Don't take offense. I read your profile and it appears that you have a lot on your plate at the moment...

Hang in there...

... and enjoy the forums.,,

I am!

comfort



shyflower South Western Sydney, New South Wales Australia
Butterflyboo1974:

I think that you need to understand that on the forums everyone doesn't know your past.... and this is good. Most of the statements that are made are general... and should be taken lightheartedly.

Don't take offense. I read your profile and it appears that you have a lot on your plate at the moment...

Hang in there...

... and enjoy the forums.,,

I am!



Fuck off!

You don't know shit about me.

I have blocked you, you silly bitch.

I have read your profile too.... little farm girl... or is that fat farm girl? He He!rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing

You are a fucking cow!!

Get over yourself!

very mad thumbs down
kizzy27 Nowra, New South Wales Australia
shyflower: Fuck off!

You don't know shit about me.

I have blocked you, you silly bitch.

I have read your profile too.... little farm girl... or is that fat farm girl? He He!

You are a fucking cow!!

Get over yourself!



wow Hey I think she was just sayin that it wasnt a statement aimed at you, I really dont think she was havin a shot at you then shygirl...
Kizzy



shyflower South Western Sydney, New South Wales Australia
kizzy27: wow Hey I think she was just sayin that it wasnt a statement aimed at you, I really dont think she was havin a shot at you then shygirl...
Kizzy


Well then you don't know her!

She is a liar and a theif!!!


professor
psuedonym adelaide, South Australia Australia
shyflower: Fuck off!

You don't know shit about me.

I have blocked you, you silly bitch.

I have read your profile too.... little farm girl... or is that fat farm girl? He He!

You are a fucking cow!!

Get over yourself!




i don't know what or if there is bad blood between you two but the comment by butterfly seemed to be caring and understanding of your situation. if you splatter posts like that in response to one of the type you did, it kinda makes you look like the fruitcake. i'll brace myself now for a barrage of wtf would you know , but seriously take a chiller hun, there are worse posts around than that one.

here's a hug for ya anyway, oh and a teddy , teddy's are the vogue thing on these forums at the moment for sharing the lurvehug teddybear
sxc666 Central Coast, New South Wales Australia
Holy shit, I missed something hereuh oh


Looks like they have been sent to the sin bin, bummer they where both nicesad flower
kizzy27 Nowra, New South Wales Australia
Well apparently its a case of yo stold my man yo dirty Ho!!
Shoulda been on da Jerry springer thread!!!!!Me thinks ..
Kizzuh oh
sxc666 Central Coast, New South Wales Australia
kizzy27: Well apparently its a case of yo stold my man yo dirty Ho!!
Shoulda been on da Jerry springer thread!!!!!Me thinks ..
Kizz
Yes I suspected a penis must of been involved.scold
kizzy27 Nowra, New South Wales Australia
sxc666: Yes I suspected a penis must of been involved.



detective



crazzzymolly hervey bay, Queensland Australia
yep, sometimes they get sick and you cant do anything about it moping




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