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Why ty Ralf that would be dandy..............:-)

Ok, here goes,

News bulletin for Sunday 16 November

A massive earthquake measuring 9.0 on the Richter scale
hit Wellington at 0230 hrs yesterday morning, the epicentre
located directly under the beehive causing the building to
sink into the depths of hell.
Sadly, our on the spot correspondant reports the were no politicians in the building at the time...

The scientific community have issued a statement explaining the cause of this event.
Professor Ima Geek says "the earthquake was caused by decades of accumulated of bullsh*t in the beehive causing the foundation of the structure to weaken to a point where it eventually gave way sinking into hell"
when pressed for an explanation as to why there were no politicians in the building at the time professor geek did offer this theory "it was the weekend"......bugger....

In other news....

ok

dble this time plse ralf lol

The Lone Ranger and Tonto were riding the trail one day and Tonto instructed the Lone Ranger to stop. Tonto jumps down from his horse and puts his ear to the ground. He's there for a few minutes when the Lone Ranger finally asks whats wrong.

Tonto replies "buffalo come"
Lone Ranger asks "you can hear them?"
Tonto says "no, face sticky"

Two scotchs and i am asleep lol

night all

G'nite

if respect is expectedit must first be earned

Sorry kids, got sidetraked, goodnight everyone

k Kids Leaving the door open , the kegs hooked up im off to my day job sooooo be bad !!!
Ill expect a bar full & a cosmopolitian when i walk in the door later..oh & the delivery boy in the tight levis is mine ...later

mwa mwa mwaaaah
Kizzy

Just sat down at the bar for the day Kizz, Cranked up the Coffee machine so will entertain all who arrive. Home safe, still sore and still tired, but what a pair of girls those two are.

Morning Bubbles you still hav'nt answered my question, "are you still off the FAGS??????

Morning sxcccc, how are you? hope you picked up where you left off the other night and how is your boy? hope the nose bleed settled

Ok i'm outta here for awhile No one around and im sitting here all alone...dumdedum twiddling my thumbs

you all must be at work? or something else is happening, and its my day off and no one to play with,

Back a little later on cheers

Morning Phae, or should I say afternoon, sorry didn't see this until now.

His nose has settled it has been an ongoing problem for quite a few years. He will be good though

Regular nose bleeds is it sxc? My 12yo gets nose bleeds, usually when it is really hot, may have to get a vein in his nose soldered up to stop them. he seems to lose a lot of blood when they occur.

Yes heat triggers my sons also. He has had them for quite a few years, he loses a lot of bloody and actual clots will come out, they usually don't stop until the clot comes out, sorry for the

Yeah, ditto, my kid's ones are exactly the same.

Your refering to my tits ....right ?