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Martia benalla, Victoria Australia
Tue Nov 18, 2008 1:59 AM CST : LADIES IF YOU BUY THE MAN OF YOUR DREAMS WHAT WOULD YOU ORDER? GENTLEMEN JUST REVERSE.
I would think in the future we could go out and buy a life sized robot who looks and feels just like us.
They could be built and programed exactly as we wanted.What would be your specifications.
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phaedellis Brisbane, Queensland Australia
Tue Nov 18, 2008 2:07 AM CST : LADIES IF YOU BUY THE MAN OF YOUR DREAMS WHAT WOULD YOU ORDER? GENTLEMEN JUST REVERSE.
Martia: I would think in the future we could go out and buy a life sized robot who looks and feels just like us.
They could be built and programed exactly as we wanted.What would be your specifications.


I'll have one that's identical to Vin Diesel Pleaze Martia....yumm or can i have 2? and one like Jon Bon Jovi but taller please. one for the day and one for the night and then swap them over laugh
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zztopbanana NSW, OZ & Puke Bay, Porirua, Wellington New Zealand
Tue Nov 18, 2008 2:42 AM CST : LADIES IF YOU BUY THE MAN OF YOUR DREAMS WHAT WOULD YOU ORDER? GENTLEMEN JUST REVERSE.
Martia: I would think in the future we could go out and buy a life sized robot who looks and feels just like us.
They could be built and programed exactly as we wanted.What would be your specifications.



I was tempted to say a woman not permitted to open her mouth, but that is actually not such a good idea.

So, one with the vocal chords removed instead - that'll do nicely, thank you very much ...........
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aberfoyle Coffs Harbour, New South Wales Australia
Tue Nov 18, 2008 2:44 AM CST : LADIES IF YOU BUY THE MAN OF YOUR DREAMS WHAT WOULD YOU ORDER? GENTLEMEN JUST REVERSE.
I don't know... think I would have to browse the selection in the shop first confused
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justlookn coffs harbour, New South Wales Australia
Tue Nov 18, 2008 3:19 AM CST : LADIES IF YOU BUY THE MAN OF YOUR DREAMS WHAT WOULD YOU ORDER? GENTLEMEN JUST REVERSE.
aberfoyle: I don't know... think I would have to browse the selection in the shop first
MONEY CAN'T BUY YOU LOVE = DREAMS DON'T COME BY ORDER = I thought they came from over the rainbow ; look up song by Israel Kamakawiwoole \titled\ 'over the rainbow' [best song ever about dreams!!!!!!!!!!! 'justlookn'
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kizzy27 Nowra, New South Wales Australia
Tue Nov 18, 2008 3:33 AM CST : LADIES IF YOU BUY THE MAN OF YOUR DREAMS WHAT WOULD YOU ORDER? GENTLEMEN JUST REVERSE.
Ill know him when i find him ...Of this im sure ....smitten smitten smitten
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Ralf74 Bacchus Marsh, Victoria Australia
Tue Nov 18, 2008 3:40 AM CST : LADIES IF YOU BUY THE MAN OF YOUR DREAMS WHAT WOULD YOU ORDER? GENTLEMEN JUST REVERSE.
Martia: I would think in the future we could go out and buy a life sized robot who looks and feels just like us.
They could be built and programed exactly as we wanted.What would be your specifications.


I don't really think I would like a perfect person, I like peoples little idiosyncrasies and that is what makes us all indivdual, besides then I would have nothing to poke fun at. laugh
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Martia benalla, Victoria Australia
Tue Nov 18, 2008 4:32 AM CST : LADIES IF YOU BUY THE MAN OF YOUR DREAMS WHAT WOULD YOU ORDER? GENTLEMEN JUST REVERSE.
zztopbanana: I was tempted to say a woman not permitted to open her mouth, but that is actually not such a good idea.

So, one with the vocal chords removed instead - that'll do nicely, thank you very much ...........



Oh my dear no lips to kiss you with no mouth to....................and no voice to moan with Ecstasy OK that will do me.tongue tongue tongue tongue tongue
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Martia benalla, Victoria Australia
Tue Nov 18, 2008 4:44 AM CST : LADIES IF YOU BUY THE MAN OF YOUR DREAMS WHAT WOULD YOU ORDER? GENTLEMEN JUST REVERSE.
The voice of an angel ,the body of a god and the experience of Casanova.Oh and built into his
memory is that I will be young and beautiful forever.If I did not order that'' what a damn waste of money.

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zztopbanana NSW, OZ & Puke Bay, Porirua, Wellington New Zealand
Tue Nov 18, 2008 4:50 AM CST : LADIES IF YOU BUY THE MAN OF YOUR DREAMS WHAT WOULD YOU ORDER? GENTLEMEN JUST REVERSE.
Martia: The voice of an angel ,the body of a god and the experience of Casanova.Oh and built into his
memory is that I will be young and beautiful forever.If I did not order that'' what a damn waste of money.


Talking about me again, huh ?
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Martia benalla, Victoria Australia
Tue Nov 18, 2008 5:00 AM CST : LADIES IF YOU BUY THE MAN OF YOUR DREAMS WHAT WOULD YOU ORDER? GENTLEMEN JUST REVERSE.
zztopbanana: Talking about me again, huh ?


If the cap fitted wear it.You adorable lump of love
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zztopbanana NSW, OZ & Puke Bay, Porirua, Wellington New Zealand
Tue Nov 18, 2008 5:03 AM CST : LADIES IF YOU BUY THE MAN OF YOUR DREAMS WHAT WOULD YOU ORDER? GENTLEMEN JUST REVERSE.
Martia: If the cap fitted wear it.You adorable lump of love


Well spotted - you are one smart lady........
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ploughingstar thallon, Queensland Australia
Tue Nov 18, 2008 5:08 AM CST : LADIES IF YOU BUY THE MAN OF YOUR DREAMS WHAT WOULD YOU ORDER? GENTLEMEN JUST REVERSE.
zztopbanana: I was tempted to say a woman not permitted to open her mouth, but that is actually not such a good idea.

So, one with the vocal chords removed instead - that'll do nicely, thank you very much ...........
well fark me if i couldnt talk to my other half life would be rooted honestly i might sound corny but id rather a chick that gave great banter and conversation and gave lousy head then one that was mute but again id compromise for bothtongue rolling on the floor laughing
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Ralf74 Bacchus Marsh, Victoria Australia
Tue Nov 18, 2008 5:20 AM CST : LADIES IF YOU BUY THE MAN OF YOUR DREAMS WHAT WOULD YOU ORDER? GENTLEMEN JUST REVERSE.
ploughingstar: well fark me if i couldnt talk to my other half life would be rooted honestly i might sound corny but id rather a chick that gave great banter and conversation and gave lousy head then one that was mute but again id compromise for both


mmmm, both, you don't say, I could give it a whirl if you like, not sure If I could talk with my mouth full though. wink
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zztopbanana NSW, OZ & Puke Bay, Porirua, Wellington New Zealand
Tue Nov 18, 2008 5:24 AM CST : LADIES IF YOU BUY THE MAN OF YOUR DREAMS WHAT WOULD YOU ORDER? GENTLEMEN JUST REVERSE.
Ralf74: mmmm, both, you don't say, I could give it a whirl if you like, not sure If I could talk with my mouth full though.


har de har
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Ralf74 Bacchus Marsh, Victoria Australia
Tue Nov 18, 2008 5:42 AM CST : LADIES IF YOU BUY THE MAN OF YOUR DREAMS WHAT WOULD YOU ORDER? GENTLEMEN JUST REVERSE.
zztopbanana: har de har


laugh I know, I am a regular comedian, aren't I!! cool
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ForgottenSoul Brisbane, Queensland Australia
Tue Nov 18, 2008 6:54 AM CST : LADIES IF YOU BUY THE MAN OF YOUR DREAMS WHAT WOULD YOU ORDER? GENTLEMEN JUST REVERSE.
Ralf74: I know, I am a regular comedian, aren't I!!


yus, you make me giggle.rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing

ideal woman? someone with a heart and a brain....thats pretty much it, not concerned with looks
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Ralf74 Bacchus Marsh, Victoria Australia
Tue Nov 18, 2008 6:57 AM CST : LADIES IF YOU BUY THE MAN OF YOUR DREAMS WHAT WOULD YOU ORDER? GENTLEMEN JUST REVERSE.
ForgottenSoul: yus, you make me giggle.

ideal woman? someone with a heart and a brain....thats pretty much it, not concerned with looks


oh oh, over here, pick me, pick me.....am I just looking desperate and pathetic now??? laugh
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ForgottenSoul Brisbane, Queensland Australia
Tue Nov 18, 2008 6:59 AM CST : LADIES IF YOU BUY THE MAN OF YOUR DREAMS WHAT WOULD YOU ORDER? GENTLEMEN JUST REVERSE.
Ralf74: oh oh, over here, pick me, pick me.....am I just looking desperate and pathetic now???


you would need to be to be interested in a hopeless romantic like myselftongue rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing


im bored now laugh
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Ralf74 Bacchus Marsh, Victoria Australia
Tue Nov 18, 2008 7:01 AM CST : LADIES IF YOU BUY THE MAN OF YOUR DREAMS WHAT WOULD YOU ORDER? GENTLEMEN JUST REVERSE.
ForgottenSoul: you would need to be to be interested in a hopeless romantic like myself im bored now


hopeless romantic smitten

nah sorry Forgotten, that's good for about a week then it is all too much yawn
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