LADIES IF YOU BUY THE MAN OF YOUR DREAMS WHAT WOULD YOU ORDER? GENTLEMEN JUST REVERSE.

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zztopbanana NSW, OZ & Puke Bay, Porirua, Wellington New Zealand
Ralf74: I know, I am a regular comedian, aren't I!!



Commedian, most definitely - not so sure about 'regular', though !
kismat national park, Waikato New Zealand
sxc666 Central Coast, New South Wales Australia
All I know is I'll pass on the robot.uh oh

I don't want any man to be a robot.
kismat national park, Waikato New Zealand
sxc666: All I know is I'll pass on the robot.

I don't want any man to be a robot.


that wood b me applause

hey T wave
sxc666 Central Coast, New South Wales Australia
kismat: that wood b me

hey T
Hello Kismat lips
Cassiemild mildura, Victoria Australia
hmmm a man to order eh??
honsetly ... looks like David tennat and average down stairs in truth...
BRAIN IS A MUST!!!! i love talking shit (politics, currant affairs) also water proof
rolling on the floor laughing
blondeaozichick Melbourne, Victoria Australia
Johnny Depp thumbs up (not sure how well he is endowed but if he got one the size of a jelly bean.. I'll change that bit about him laugh)
kizzy27 Nowra, New South Wales Australia
Hey Blonde wave welcome back & Yeaaaaaaahhh Johnny Deppthumbs up
blondeaozichick Melbourne, Victoria Australia
kizzy27: Hey Blonde welcome back & Yeaaaaaaahhh Johnny Depp


hey kizz grin its good to be back.. hope I haven't missed too much excitement... it takes too long to go back and read all the thread pages laugh



phaedellis Brisbane, Queensland Australia
blondeaozichick: hey kizz its good to be back.. hope I haven't missed too much excitement... it takes too long to go back and read all the thread pages


Hi Blondie how you going? are the girls over the weekend yet hug
blondeaozichick Melbourne, Victoria Australia
phaedellis: Hi Blondie how you going? are the girls over the weekend yet


grin phae ... I doubt it laugh Red stubbed her toe and lifted the nail so she went home limping and upset .. AND she didn't get to sit next to any hotties on the plane home haha .. me..I'm just enjoying the peace and quiet and not having to make conversation with anyone or to make sure they have everything they need or want or to make dinner for lots of people or ...anything!! not even going to get stuck into my houseowrk until tomorrow .. lazy I know but what the hell!! laugh
kismat national park, Waikato New Zealand
blondeaozichick: phae ... I doubt it Red stubbed her toe and lifted the nail so she went home limping and upset .. AND she didn't get to sit next to any hotties on the plane home haha .. me..I'm just enjoying the peace and quiet and not having to make conversation with anyone or to make sure they have everything they need or want or to make dinner for lots of people or ...anything!! not even going to get stuck into my houseowrk until tomorrow .. lazy I know but what the hell!!


You need sex

























till you feel like doing houseworkrolling on the floor laughing
blondeaozichick Melbourne, Victoria Australia
kismat: You need sex

till you feel like doing housework


rolling on the floor laughing you offering ???
poodle2000 Melbourne, Victoria Australia
wsaid it before Peter Berner's brain in David Beckham's body - OMG what I could do with that body (and aftewards an amusing conversation)
Pockets66 Kelmscott, Western Australia Australia
Martia: I would think in the future we could go out and buy a life sized robot who looks and feels just like us.
They could be built and programed exactly as we wanted.What would be your specifications.

A "Husband Shopping Center" was opened where a woman could go to choose from among many men, to be her husband. It was laid out in five floors, with the men increasing in positive attributes as you ascended up the floors. The only rule was, once you opened the door to any floor, you must choose a man from that floor, and if you went up a floor, you couldn't go back down except to leave the place.
So, a couple of girlfriends go to the place to find men.

First floor, the door had a sign saying: "These men have jobs and love kids." The women read the sign and say: "Well that's better than not having jobs, or not loving kids, but I wonder what's further up?"
So up they go.

Second floor says: "These men have high paying jobs, love kids, and are extremely good looking". "Hmmm", say the girls, "But, I wonder what's further up?".

Third floor: "These men have high paying jobs, are extremely good looking, love kids and help with the housework." "Wow!" say the women. "Very tempting, BUT, there's more further up!" And so again, they go up.

Fourth floor: "These men have high paying jobs, love kids, are extremely good looking, help with the housework, and have a strong romantic streak."
"Oh, mercy me. But just think!?!?! What must be awaiting us further on!"
So up to the fifth floor they go.

The sign on that door said: "This floor is just to prove that women are impossible to please. Thank you for shopping and have a nice day!!"
jimson99 armidale, New South Wales Australia
Pockets66: A "Husband Shopping Center" was opened where a woman could go to choose from among many men, to be her husband. It was laid out in five floors, with the men increasing in positive attributes as you ascended up the floors. The only rule was, once you opened the door to any floor, you must choose a man from that floor, and if you went up a floor, you couldn't go back down except to leave the place.
So, a couple of girlfriends go to the place to find men.

First floor, the door had a sign saying: "These men have jobs and love kids." The women read the sign and say: "Well that's better than not having jobs, or not loving kids, but I wonder what's further up?"
So up they go.

Second floor says: "These men have high paying jobs, love kids, and are extremely good looking". "Hmmm", say the girls, "But, I wonder what's further up?".

Third floor: "These men have high paying jobs, are extremely good looking, love kids and help with the housework." "Wow!" say the women. "Very tempting, BUT, there's more further up!" And so again, they go up.

Fourth floor: "These men have high paying jobs, love kids, are extremely good looking, help with the housework, and have a strong romantic streak."
"Oh, mercy me. But just think!?!?! What must be awaiting us further on!"
So up to the fifth floor they go.

The sign on that door said: "This floor is just to prove that women are impossible to please. Thank you for shopping and have a nice day!!"




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Pockets66 Kelmscott, Western Australia Australia
Just a small observation, re this thread and a few others like it.

Seems the ladies are more concerned about looks, equipment, size etc than the blokes yet the men are always the ones being derided for being shallow and superficial!

And they wonder why guys give up?
psuedonym adelaide, South Australia Australia
Pockets66: Just a small observation, re this thread and a few others like it.

Seems the ladies are more concerned about looks, equipment, size etc than the blokes yet the men are always the ones being derided for being shallow and superficial!

And they wonder why guys give up?



pockets you are asking for trouble saying shite like that , trust me lol
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still looking for those damn mirrors
blondeaozichick Melbourne, Victoria Australia
Pockets66: Seems the ladies are more concerned about looks, equipment, size etc


and is there something wrong with that? confused

dunno seems perfectly ok to me

laugh
blondeaozichick Melbourne, Victoria Australia
Pockets66: Seems the ladies are more concerned about looks, equipment, size etc


and is there something wrong with that? confused

dunno seems perfectly ok to me

laugh




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