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awwww thats sweet Kizzys got some admirers ...mmmm first i knew about it my mandar must be on the fritz have to have that looked at

Usually the first thing that turns people off me is the light. In the dark I'm not too bad, 'cept maybe for the smell, though my dog doesn't seem to mind, well not too much, most of the time.
My car, the old Landy's not the sort of wheels you'd pull up and park in front of a flash restaurant, or anywhere else the police might see it for that matter.
My bike, when it's going, but most people don't realise I've got one they just think it's a pile of dirt.
My kids, not really a big problem because they don't get let out of Jail too often.
My mind, though I don't know why, I take it out and polish it twice a day and never use it (lowers the resale value).
My body. Actually I have the body of an eighteen year old, and no, I'm not telling anyone where I hide it.

Some people seem to like my dog, especially when she stops foaming at the mouth and grows her fur back.

Other than these few minor flaws I'm quite a loveable person once people get to know me, I hope. I suppose I'll find out find out one day if it ever happens.

well i think yr sweet as Ide date ya in a heartbeat Kizzy

I love love love my space and have a really hard time coping with clingy possessive people...oops think theres one to many s's in there...lol
I need someone who is secure enougth to let me go and play out in the sunshine on my own from time to time, hmmm absence makes the heart grow fonder they say

And hehe think I may have a fear of commitment....

Oh well Oztrac looks like we miss out.
It would appear she has turned.

Absence to love is like the wind to fire.
It inflames the great
and extinguishes the small.

Pockets66: Usually the first thing that turns people off me is the light. In the dark I'm not too bad, 'cept maybe for the smell, though my dog doesn't seem to mind, well not too much, most of the time.
My car, the old Landy's not the sort of wheels you'd pull up and park in front of a flash restaurant, or anywhere else the police might see it for that matter.
My bike, when it's going, but most people don't realise I've got one they just think it's a pile of dirt.
My kids, not really a big problem because they don't get let out of Jail too often.
My mind, though I don't know why, I take it out and polish it twice a day and never use it (lowers the resale value).
My body. Actually I have the body of an eighteen year old, and no, I'm not telling anyone where I hide it.

Some people seem to like my dog, especially when she stops foaming at the mouth and grows her fur back.

Other than these few minor flaws I'm quite a loveable person once people get to know me, I hope. I suppose I'll find out find out one day if it ever happens.

You're a character and a half Pockets.... and not all that bad I bet

So very very true pocket, and also one of my favourite quotes

List things that might turn people off of you.





My preference to tell the truth, call a spade a spade...frankness, honesty with just a tadd of bluntness.

I tend to call a spade a bloody shovel.

Pockets66: I tend to call a spade a bloody shovel.

.......but a spade is not a shovel

Technically this is correct.
Practically they are both sharp thin bits of metal with a handle you shove into the ground and pull out the dirt with.
btw what is the difference?

Pockets66: Technically this is correct.
Practically they are both sharp thin bits of metal with a handle you shove into the ground and pull out the dirt with.
btw what is the difference?

I come from a family of builders.....we used to get into so much trouble as kids if we called tools by the incorrect name. wouldn't dare have called a spade a shovel.

spade has a squared off front end.

shovels are curved.

I have 2 , nuff said really..

hmmm list things that might TURN PEOPLE OFF YOU i think i'm not the ohly one that misread this thread...... ok turns people off me, now lets see, my mouth i suppose, no not my lips they are real but i say things as i see them and alot of people cant handle the truth

most people areturned off by most things about me

Some men get a bit scared of me ...

I intimidate some
I dont mean too , I think its the bondage thang

i dont find you intimidating kizz, or scarey, and all things bondage aside i find you to be a stimulating and challenging individual with a strong yet caring personality, and above all a top class cs friend.

any male that's intimidated or scared of you is therefore not worthy, simple as that. (it's just such a shame i'm too short lol )

Hmmmm, that's odd, it's the oppsite here. a spade is a curved shovel for digging, in the shape of a spade like on a playing card, and a shovel is something used to convey horse, cow, pig, sheep pucky, or any other loose fluffy sort of material or pucky.