Where are the guys who know how to kiss?....... Do we need a kissing school?.......

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hollandgirl Okanagan Valley B.C. Canada, British Columbia Canada
Boy this is for you young whipper snappers, I always thought this was naturel that guys knew but they don't. Oh no it is not so!
Guys tell me some girls don't know how either
Kisses is what gets me going lol

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Ralf74 Bacchus Marsh, Victoria Australia
hollandgirl: Boy this is for you young whipper snappers, I always thought this was naturel that guys knew but they don't. Oh no it is not so!
Guys tell me some girls don't know how either
Kisses is what gets me going lol


I know what you mean, the last couple i have had have been like they were trying to eat off my face, and they were wet and slobbery.barf

Ralf's Kissing Tips;

always swallow before you head in
start with no tongue then build up
maintain good dental hygiene including scraping your tongue
start slow don't go straight in hell for leather, save that for when you're really passionate and can't help yourself
venture your kisses elsewhere around the face such as eyes, ears (add some deep breathing around the ear area), cheeks and neck
add a little nibble and/or sucking on the lips - not hard
be adventurous with your technique, change it up a bit
Don't try to get your partner to deep throat your tongue

hope that helps! wink
bubblesron maryborough, Queensland Australia
hollandgirl: Boy this is for you young whipper snappers, I always thought this was naturel that guys knew but they don't. Oh no it is not so!
Guys tell me some girls don't know how either
Kisses is what gets me going lol


Often given a woman an orgasm with just a kiss, but way way out of practice now.



Ralf74 Bacchus Marsh, Victoria Australia
bubblesron: Often given a woman an orgasm with just a kiss, but way way out of practice now.


he he, now there's an art, bubbles, maybe you should open a school!laugh

it will keep you in practise too!



crazzzymolly hervey bay, Queensland Australia
Ralf74: he he, now there's an art, bubbles, maybe you should open a school!

it will keep you in practise too!


I remember going on a blind date with a real red head like the guy from simply red. And all I can remember of the night is him coming at me for a goodnight kiss flaring his nostrils and he had the biggest green Boogers stuck in the hairs. barf And the door of the VW jammed and I couldn't get out
I turned my face away the idea of kissing him was making me sick, he didn't get the message he continued to rub his lips on my cheek and neck and ears and snorting cos he couldn't breath properly his nose was blocked with boogers and all I could think of was , dear god don't let him get any on me. Love red headed people but this guy did it for me as far as dating, I still get visions of it. Make sure you nose hairs are not carrying passengers
barf
maybesoon brisbane, Queensland Australia
Ralf74: I know what you mean, the last couple i have had have been like they were trying to eat off my face, and they were wet and slobbery.

Ralf's Kissing Tips;

always swallow before you head in
start with no tongue then build up
maintain good dental hygiene including scraping your tongue
start slow don't go straight in hell for leather, save that for when you're really passionate and can't help yourself
venture your kisses elsewhere around the face such as eyes, ears (add some deep breathing around the ear area), cheeks and neck
add a little nibble and/or sucking on the lips - not hard
be adventurous with your technique, change it up a bit
Don't try to get your partner to deep throat your tongue

hope that helps!


well your not having alot of luck.....and i thought if you got a set of good looking boobs, your be able to reel nothing but the best in!!!rolling on the floor laughing
maybe if you get a blown up doll with yummy lips, they can partice on that until it lights up...cheaper then going back to school....
us males seem to have to so many faults, its amazing we can even get out in the morinrolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing



kiiwii NZ, Northland New Zealand
maybesoon: well your not having alot of luck.....and i thought if you got a set of good looking boobs, your be able to reel nothing but the best in!!!
maybe if you get a blown up doll with yummy lips, they can partice on that until it lights up...cheaper then going back to school....
us males seem to have to so many faults, its amazing we can even get out in the morin


slide on and slide off ... then woohoo it's awayyay
maybesoon brisbane, Queensland Australia
kiiwii: slide on and slide off ... then woohoo it's away



this take bout a hour or so, are we not!!!!!!!hug comfort handshake
Twodawgz melbourne, Victoria Australia
A proper kiss will cause a woman to pant.A great kiss will cause her to moisten..



kiiwii NZ, Northland New Zealand
Twodawgz: A proper kiss will cause a woman to pant.A great kiss will cause her to moisten..


hug dawg


devil aint that a true fact
Cassiemild mildura, Victoria Australia
well my ex WAS a lousy kisser... hes ex before me had told him so and he warned me... after 20 minutes he was a decent kisser but Im just awesome at that kinda thingtongue
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poodle2000 Melbourne, Victoria Australia
A kiss can be the "Make or break" of a relationship - I could never be with someone who wasn't a great kisser



Ralf74 Bacchus Marsh, Victoria Australia
Twodawgz: A proper kiss will cause a woman to pant.A great kiss will cause her to moisten..


You don't even need to kiss dawgz to have that effect love smitten laugh
Twodawgz melbourne, Victoria Australia
Ralf74: You don't even need to kiss dawgz to have that effect


lips Ralfy .. Your too nice..

I see you brought the Ferrel's in for a look around..



Ralf74 Bacchus Marsh, Victoria Australia
Twodawgz: Ralfy .. Your too nice..

I see you brought the Ferrel's in for a look around..


Yeah, not for long though, i just can't be my dirty self while they are watching blushing laugh




crazzzymolly hervey bay, Queensland Australia
Twodawgz: Ralfy .. Your too nice..

I see you brought the Ferrel's in for a look around..


Twodawgz what have you been on today smokingbanana peel defiantly have to see the vet about your behaviour
Twodawgz melbourne, Victoria Australia
crazzzymolly: Twodawgz what have you been on today smoking peel defiantly have to see the vet about your behaviour


Oh molly what have i done now..snooty


Thought i wouldnt find ya stash aye molly..Good shit for peel..smoking
Twodawgz melbourne, Victoria Australia
Ralf74: Yeah, not for long though, i just can't be my dirty self while they are watching


Off to bed kiddies ..Momma's gonna tell dawgz a dirty bedtime story..laugh



Ralf74 Bacchus Marsh, Victoria Australia
Twodawgz: Off to bed kiddies ..Momma's gonna tell dawgz a dirty bedtime story..

Aidan the eldest one busted us one night when he came into my bedroom yelling mum, mum, why are you screaming! He was so distraught (my little protector), he was only 6 at the time. I had to tell him i had a nightmare. then i got the 3rd degree about what I had a nightmare about the next morning. i told him that I couldn't remember. blushing
thouroughbred gympie, Queensland Australia
Ralf74: Aidan the eldest one busted us one night when he came into my bedroom yelling mum, mum, why are you screaming! He was so distraught (my little protector), he was only 6 at the time. I had to tell him i had a nightmare. then i got the 3rd degree about what I had a nightmare about the next morning. i told him that I couldn't remember.


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