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Threadbare Delhi India
Sun Dec 7, 2008 4:35 AM CST : When someone less than half your age IM's you - waddya do?
Hi John,

I would suggest chatting up shop assistants and barmaids might be more productive.
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bundyjohn Bundaberg, Queensland Australia
Sun Dec 7, 2008 4:55 AM CST : When someone less than half your age IM's you - waddya do?

Shell,

I've already sent a frank email to her telling her to take her scam and shove it where the sun doesn't shine. I've blacklisted her as well.

I'm not going to lose any sleep over it. You've just got to be aware that there are scam merchants out there who'll do anything for a buck.

BJ
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Shell225 Brisbane, Queensland Australia
Sun Dec 7, 2008 4:57 AM CST : When someone less than half your age IM's you - waddya do?
Absolutely BJ,

I always report them.. in the end....rolling on the floor laughing

I think that most people are aware of scammers, well I hope so!!

Shell
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bundyjohn Bundaberg, Queensland Australia
Sun Dec 7, 2008 4:58 AM CST : When someone less than half your age IM's you - waddya do?

Threadbare,

My favourite Swami!
Unfortunately, I don't get enough time to go and chat up shop assistants. I'm not into the pub scene, besides, the image of a chronoligically gifted guy like myself, trying to chat up young barmaids doesn't do it for me....I grew out of that about 25 years ago.

BJ
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kezza007 brisbane, Queensland Australia
Sun Dec 7, 2008 5:07 AM CST : When someone less than half your age IM's you - waddya do?
bundyjohn: A young 22yr old lass from New Jersey IM's me and expects me to believe she's genuinely interested????

Bundyjohn


Obviously scam.......... But if wasn't i would think to myself if it was me too young..............Delete or frank note to say so as wellrolling on the floor laughing
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bourbon Sunshine Coast, Queensland Australia
Sun Dec 7, 2008 5:11 AM CST : When someone less than half your age IM's you - waddya do?
kezza007: Obviously scam.......... But if wasn't i would think to myself if it was me too young..............Delete or frank note to say so as well


wave hey kare

Am I too young to scam ya? laugh
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kezza007 brisbane, Queensland Australia
Sun Dec 7, 2008 5:13 AM CST : When someone less than half your age IM's you - waddya do?
bourbon: hey kare

Am I too young to scam ya?


wave Hey Burb

neverrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrolling on the floor laughing
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bourbon Sunshine Coast, Queensland Australia
Sun Dec 7, 2008 5:16 AM CST : When someone less than half your age IM's you - waddya do?
kezza007: Hey Burb

neverrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr


Okay... my email about me being stuck in Nigeria and needing your help is on its way. rolling on the floor laughing
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kezza007 brisbane, Queensland Australia
Sun Dec 7, 2008 5:18 AM CST : When someone less than half your age IM's you - waddya do?
bourbon: Okay... my email about me being stuck in Nigeria and needing your help is on its way.


rolling on the floor laughing Ok I will give you areply lol......Don't know if you will like it but i will reply to you being stuck in Nigeria My friend rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
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bundyjohn Bundaberg, Queensland Australia
Sun Dec 7, 2008 5:34 AM CST : When someone less than half your age IM's you - waddya do?


It'd probably go something like this.....

Hello Mr Bourbon!

I'm a 16 year old nymphomaniac virgin who is also a bank manager of the Greater Nigerian Trust Bank. We have 500 million dollars hidden in an account, and if you're gullible enough to give me your bank account details, I'll promptly clean out your account, spend the money and email you asking for more!rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
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bourbon Sunshine Coast, Queensland Australia
Sun Dec 7, 2008 5:35 AM CST : When someone less than half your age IM's you - waddya do?
kezza007: Ok I will give you areply lol......Don't know if you will like it but i will reply to you being stuck in Nigeria My friend


Have you no compassion? laugh
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bourbon Sunshine Coast, Queensland Australia
Sun Dec 7, 2008 5:38 AM CST : When someone less than half your age IM's you - waddya do?
bundyjohn: It'd probably go something like this.....

Hello Mr Bourbon!

I'm a 16 year old nymphomaniac virgin


Is it just me, or do the words nymphomaniac and virgin not sit well together? dunno
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redozichick Brisbane, Queensland Australia
Sun Dec 7, 2008 5:48 AM CST : When someone less than half your age IM's you - waddya do?
bourbon: Is it just me, or do the words nymphomaniac and virgin not sit well together?
hmmm I don't think it's you laugh
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bundyjohn Bundaberg, Queensland Australia
Mon Dec 8, 2008 2:15 AM CST : When someone less than half your age IM's you - waddya do?


Bourbon,

That's the sort of crap that the scammers would come up with.
You only have to read their email to see they're full of contradictions.

BJ
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Martia benalla, Victoria Australia
Mon Dec 8, 2008 2:41 AM CST : When someone less than half your age IM's you - waddya do?
bundyjohn: Bourbon,

That's the sort of crap that the scammers would come up with.
You only have to read their email to see they're full of contradictions.

BJ


My scammers are about 39 to 43 they are all very handsome white guys who write quite bad English.But they always have black hair and brown eyes and want my email.

Feel a bit glum as my scammers are older than most of the guys ones in this forum, makes me feel a bit decrepit.I mean John yours is only 22 that is not fair as I am only just over a decade older than you.
Um come to think of it Decade sounds ancient.

moping moping moping moping moping mumbling mumbling mumbling mumbling
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crazzzymolly hervey bay, Queensland Australia
Mon Dec 8, 2008 3:13 AM CST : When someone less than half your age IM's you - waddya do?
bundyjohn: A young 22yr old lass from New Jersey IM's me and expects me to believe she's genuinely interested????

Bundyjohn

What you should do is get their bank details tell them you are going tp deposit money for them and get someone else here get another scammers bank details, swap and then send them the datails saying these are your details for when they want to repay the money, and let them empty each others bank account
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bubblesron maryborough, Queensland Australia
Mon Dec 8, 2008 3:14 AM CST : When someone less than half your age IM's you - waddya do?
bundyjohn: A young 22yr old lass from New Jersey IM's me and expects me to believe she's genuinely interested????

Bundyjohn



Pack the angina pills, viagra and whatever else you going to need and head her way????devil devil devil devil devil devil devil
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bubblesron maryborough, Queensland Australia
Mon Dec 8, 2008 3:15 AM CST : When someone less than half your age IM's you - waddya do?
evening Molly, how are things in the bay?
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crazzzymolly hervey bay, Queensland Australia
Mon Dec 8, 2008 3:17 AM CST : When someone less than half your age IM's you - waddya do?
bubblesron: evening Molly, how are things in the bay?

good evening bubbles not so hot anymore did you get the thunder and lightning yeterday
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bubblesron maryborough, Queensland Australia
Mon Dec 8, 2008 3:19 AM CST : When someone less than half your age IM's you - waddya do?
we got some, but bugger all rain, no more than a few minutes, muggy as here still
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