Mercedes1: Gday Ralf
Let me get ya a drink on DA MERC
Ooooh, thanks. I had a few last night and what a pisser of a night, it was hilarious!!
I went out with my ex's ex before me, (our kids share the same arsehole father) we get along like a house on fire, she is unreal. The night started pretty tame but 3 local guys came over to keep us company. They were already half cut and they were trying all the moves on both of us. One of them called it a night early so we were down to 2. I decided that it would be a great idea to start discreetly sticking our bottle labels on their backs so we picked our target and had his back plastered with them and had the one doing it to him too. We were on the cruisers so that was 2 stickers per bottle. He didn't even realize we were doing it to him. So he called it a night and did a disappearing act so the other stuck around and by the time we got back to the motel we were cracking up so hard that the bloke was bent over farting repeatedly from laughing so hard, Karena was bent over almost pissing herself from laughter and i was doubled over in pain from it also. There were heaps of antics and laughs all night.
