Your recipe to help others look fresh and younger.

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select newport, Isle of Wight, England UK
Hello Guys

My recipe for soft skin is pure olive oil instead of moisturiser and leave it on overnight
select newport, Isle of Wight, England UK
they say what you would not put in your mouth dont put on your skin
blondeaozichick Melbourne, Victoria Australia
select: they say what you would not put in your mouth dont put on your skin


yeah, I have heard cum is good for the skin laugh
thouroughbred gympie, Queensland Australia
blondeaozichick: yeah, I have heard cum is good for the skin


wow wow wow wow
Shell225 Brisbane, Queensland Australia
blondeaozichick: yeah, I have heard cum is good for the skin


Good one Blonde....

rolling on the floor laughingSo we women are meant to rub it IN not wipe it OFF rolling on the floor laughing

I'll just use photoshop less mess....
WaterDragpn Toowoomba, Queensland Australia
My recipe = heart beating +yay
homerrockz melbourne, Victoria Australia
blondeaozichick: yeah, I have heard cum is good for the skin





Just dont put it around the eyes, could make you cock eyed........conversing













I know, I know, sorry, couldnt resist....grin



sasseez lakes entrance, Victoria Australia
homerrockz: Just dont put it around the eyes, could make you cock eyed........

I know, I know, sorry, couldnt resist....
laugh laugh rolling on the floor laughing thumbs up
CuspofMagic Crystal City, South Australia Australia
---sleep without an alarm clock to wake you by
venere08 Adelaide and Tuscany, South Australia Australia
CuspofMagic: ---sleep without an alarm clock to wake you by


What a great idea!

You will look really fresh and young....

...which is just as well, as you will be going to lots of job interviews, since you lost the other one for sleeping in every day!!!laugh

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blondeaozichick Melbourne, Victoria Australia
venere08: What a great idea!

You will look really fresh and young....

...which is just as well, as you will be going to lots of job interviews, since you lost the other one for sleeping in every day!!!


you took the words right out of my mouth laugh
CuspofMagic Crystal City, South Australia Australia
venere08: What a great idea!

You will look really fresh and young....

...which is just as well, as you will be going to lots of job interviews, since you lost the other one for sleeping in every day!!!


you cannot sack youself--- I knoe, Ive tried countless times laugh



happycamper kallista, Victoria Australia
semen is one of the best things to use on your face it tightens it right uprolling on the floor laughing
thouroughbred gympie, Queensland Australia
happycamper: semen is one of the best things to use on your face it tightens it right up


that means chics with saggy boobs should rub some into them too then wink hole hole hole



Ralf74 Bacchus Marsh, Victoria Australia
thouroughbred: that means chics with saggy boobs should rub some into them too then


i've been rubbing it in for years and it didn't help me!! rolling on the floor laughing
thouroughbred gympie, Queensland Australia
Ralf74: i've been rubbing it in for years and it didn't help me!!

hmmm hmmm hmmm shock



Ralf74 Bacchus Marsh, Victoria Australia
thouroughbred: hmmm


they are soft and supple though laugh




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