hey Viper !!
I saw the new year in from a friends boat we went out into Jervis bay & watched the fireworks at husky! Didnt drink much but was with some good people ! so had fun seein the fireworks made me think of cracker nite years ago I mean so what if some idiots burnt their hair off it was fun as ..
I remember this one nite
When I was a kid I lived at Miranda anyway Dad & the neighbour used to yell at each other about the fence Keith the old fart next door would say Stan ya gotta pay half for the new fence , Dad would say Keith there aint nuthin wrong with the old one !!(mind you the palings were fallin off & it had a decided lean ) anyway cracker nite a big event in our hood mum makes pav & we have the great aunties with the blue hair come & all... Anyway da comes out with this bunger !! It is approx the size of a can of mortien, bright red & lethal lol... & says hey everyone look at this baby !!!Mum screams STANNNNNN your not letting that off no way dad says shutup woman !!! etc etc etc etc (DISFUNCTIONAL FAMILY WAS AN UNDERSTATMENT )lol mum say kids go inside we all say no way & climb up the tree so she cant reach us ,,, lol anyway Keith hearing all the commotion comes out the back porch , dad says hey keith & lights the stick of dynamite puts it on the top rail off the fence then BANG!!!!!!!!!!!
That fence went 60 feet into the air...palings flying everywhere!
mum screaming, the great aunties hiding under the table us kids killin ourselves laughing just thinkin our dad was the greatest !!
Dad turns to Keith who is just standin there looking at the remanants of fence & says
Now Ill pay for a new fence !!!
It has been ages since i thought of that They should bring back cracker nite the syrockets the roman candles ballshooter fights
ahhhh the good old days !!!
Kizzy