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relaxin somewhere, Queensland Australia
Fri Jan 9, 2009 4:24 AM CST : Why do men think size is so important ?
Ralf74: as long as it touches the sides I suppose!! Technique can be learned........... and taught



handshake cheers cheers cheers well said
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relaxin somewhere, Queensland Australia
Fri Jan 9, 2009 4:28 AM CST : Why do men think size is so important ?
Brizguy_2008: Hmmmm....You'll need to advise us how that goes....Might be worth trying.
Of course walking would be Ok but running might be out of the question. You know how it is getting bruises on the inside of your knees as it works up like a pendulum.....


rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing oh and what a problem that would be
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Twodawgz melbourne, Victoria Australia
Fri Jan 9, 2009 5:16 AM CST : Why do men think size is so important ?
Ralf74: as long as it touches the sides I suppose!! Technique can be learned........... and taught


Bit hard if shes got a minge the size of a bucket..
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relaxin somewhere, Queensland Australia
Fri Jan 9, 2009 5:30 AM CST : Why do men think size is so important ?
Twodawgz: Bit hard if shes got a minge the size of a bucket..


its not if she has one that can suck on a little finger rolling on the floor laughing
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Ralf74 Bacchus Marsh, Victoria Australia
Fri Jan 9, 2009 5:32 AM CST : Why do men think size is so important ?
Twodawgz: Bit hard if shes got a minge the size of a bucket..


rolling on the floor laughing You sound like you're talking from experience, Dawgz. rolling on the floor laughing
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Twodawgz melbourne, Victoria Australia
Fri Jan 9, 2009 5:40 AM CST : Why do men think size is so important ?
Ralf74: You sound like you're talking from experience, Dawgz.


Ave had a few near drownings..laugh
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relaxin somewhere, Queensland Australia
Fri Jan 9, 2009 6:06 AM CST : Why do men think size is so important ?
Twodawgz: Ave had a few near drownings..


uh oh uh oh uh oh now thats just scary

are you sure she wasnt using a bucketrolling on the floor laughing
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Shell225 Brisbane, Queensland Australia
Fri Jan 9, 2009 5:09 PM CST : Why do men think size is so important ?
Firstly.... Hello Harry!!!!!!wow

I guess a penis is like a pair of shoes... all women really want is a nice snug fit...

No one likes shoes that are too big or too small..rolling on the floor laughing

Having said that... My interpretation of man speak is this ..

Do you like big ones? .. I've been fishing and caught a 10kg flathead, would you like to clean, fillet and cook it for me?

I like going down ... I eat pussy like a virgin schoolboy, but Im good at digging holes at the beach, camoflaging them, and then sitting back and watching people break their ankles when they fall in them.

Im really good in bed ... NO they arent,their ex was great at faking orgasms like a pornstar, but they can do those hospital corners that so impress your visiting mother, so in fact the man might just be handy to have around.

I know where your G spot is ... Nup NO IDEA, however this one will be able to give you accurate directions to anywhere you are going kinda like a Navman.



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Brizguy_2008 Strathpine, Queensland Australia
Fri Jan 9, 2009 9:47 PM CST : Why do men think size is so important ?
In response to: Im really good in bed


Shell.....I'll have you know I'm awesome in bed!!!!.....I can sleep for hours on end without a break!!....Hell, I've even been know on occassion to have multiple sleeps....
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Pockets66 Kelmscott, Western Australia Australia
Fri Jan 9, 2009 11:49 PM CST : Why do men think size is so important ?
Two things people will rarely admit to
1. Being a bad driver. All those other idiots on the road are As*#&les.

2. Being bad on bed. The problem is always with the other side of the bed. "I didn't expect the earth to move, but I thought you might." Testiculii to Labia (Hercules Returns - Movie)

That said...
I'm well hung.... at least I will be unless the governor gives me a pardon.

But then, I only missed out on the Girl Guides by 3/4 of an inch.
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TheKid52 Birmingham, West Midlands, England UK
Sat Jan 10, 2009 3:28 PM CST : Why do men think size is so important ?
KityKat78: I am writing this after just receiving one of my first IM's. The first question he asked was if I liked big ones

My question is though, to the men...why do you perceive size to be of such importance, and to the women....is it important ?
That was sheer cheek, some think they can just launch into this kind of thing on the IM. It is not acceptable and that guy had no respect for you. It is not size that is important because diamonds come in small boxes. I prefer quality over quantity!! Good Luckteddybear
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KityKat78 Morayfield, Queensland Australia
Sun Jan 11, 2009 4:06 PM CST : Why do men think size is so important ?
blondeaozichick: maybe cos he has a small one.. did he talk to you for much longer once you said .. HELL YEAH.. I FRIGGEN LUV EM !!! ??

if not.. he had a tic tac for a weiner


nope, I thought that was an inappropriate question...considering it was one of the first ones, so I added him to my blocked list head banger
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walley golden, British Columbia Canada
Mon Jan 12, 2009 12:43 PM CST : Why do men think size is so important ?
lmfao holy leave it a suprize like at the botom of a crakerjak box lol

kitykat lol the nexst time a fool asks you that aske him ( can he hold it with one hand . if he replyse yes he can . you tell him case if you can i dont want it lol lol im sory some giys have no cooth or savwafer god fools best of luck lolrolling on the floor laughing grin
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psuedonym adelaide, South Australia Australia
Wed Jan 14, 2009 5:54 AM CST : Why do men think size is so important ?
In response to: I am writing this after just receiving one of my first IM's. The first question he asked was if I liked big ones

My question is though, to the men...why do you perceive size to be of such importance, and to the women....is it important ?




size is important, coz ya cant go on the rides unless you are taller than the mark on the chart. laugh wink
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bourbon Sunshine Coast, Queensland Australia
Wed Jan 14, 2009 6:00 AM CST : Why do men think size is so important ?
psuedonym: size is important, coz ya cant go on the rides unless you are taller than the mark on the chart.


wave bart

Have you tried wearing high heels? rolling on the floor laughing
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psuedonym adelaide, South Australia Australia
Wed Jan 14, 2009 6:01 AM CST : Why do men think size is so important ?
bourbon: bart

Have you tried wearing high heels?


yes and standing on phone books
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walley golden, British Columbia Canada
Wed Jan 14, 2009 8:47 AM CST : Why do men think size is so important ?
i poot wihpcream on it and i seame to get a ride some times blushing lol
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Ralf74 Bacchus Marsh, Victoria Australia
Wed Jan 14, 2009 8:52 AM CST : Why do men think size is so important ?
walley: i poot wihpcream on it and i seame to get a ride some times lol


If you put whipped cream on me, i will give you a ride, lol!! wave How are you Walley??? Good to see ya in Oz.
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uptall durham, Durham, England UK
Wed Jan 14, 2009 9:35 AM CST : Why do men think size is so important ?
Ralf74: If you put whipped cream on me, i will give you a ride, lol!! How are you Walley??? Good to see ya in Oz.






...........................uh oh
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Ralf74 Bacchus Marsh, Victoria Australia
Wed Jan 14, 2009 9:39 AM CST : Why do men think size is so important ?
uptall: ...........................


good to see you in Oz too, Uptall, don't you like whipped cream, I'll make it honey if you prefer, but you will have to be the one licking it off, i don't like it! wink
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