The Smoking and Honesty Thread, cont...

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immanuelle My city, Zuid-Holland Netherlands
Phoenix: T
Gotta be the ultimate smoking song...So folks sit back, put up your feet and have a toke...

Bob Dylan...

Well, they'll stone ya when you're trying to be so good,
They'll stone ya just a-like they said they would.
They'll stone ya when you're tryin' to go home.
Then they'll stone ya when you're there all alone.
But I would not feel so all alone,
Everybody must get stoned.

Everybody must get stoned.


Saw Mr. Dylan in Toronto. Smoking at the concert was the least of my vices that evening. cool
immanuelle My city, Zuid-Holland Netherlands
wooffy: Imma I heard somewhere that it takes the body about the same time to clean everything out as the time (years) you smoked. In my case it was 7 years so I was lucky and have been tar free for about 28 years now. Keep it up you all one day at a time.


Thanks Wooffy,
I still can't kick the insomnia though...it is driving me f*****g mad. If it will take me years to get a good night's sleep again, I may have to reconsider.

yawn
I am tired of waking up tired.



Lagoona22 Bugibba, Majjistral Malta
Imma, I have an antidote for sleeplessness....blushing blushing


immanuelle: Thanks Wooffy,
I still can't kick the insomnia though...it is driving me f*****g mad. If it will take me years to get a good night's sleep again, I may have to reconsider.


I am tired of waking up tired.
immanuelle My city, Zuid-Holland Netherlands
Lagoona22: Imma, I have an antidote for sleeplessness....


blushing

300 calories per hour burned...

doh
doh

whoops, sorry!

You were talking about playing cribbage!

Just joshin'

Hi Lago.



Lagoona22 Bugibba, Majjistral Malta
I was talkin' 'bout playing pattacake pattacake....or else we could just play with pussycats!!...check this out for some hilarious pussy action!!...bear with me, the start is a little slow...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SUNmLuNdiL8&feature=related


immanuelle: 300 calories per hour burned...
Just joshin'

Hi Lago.
immanuelle My city, Zuid-Holland Netherlands
Lagoona22: ...check this out for some hilarious pussy action!!...bear with me, the start is a little slow...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SUNmLuNdiL8&feature=related


Oh Lago,

You had me literally laughing out loud here. I loved it. I always had cats growing up. Saw them giving birth and had kittens all over the place all the time. I used to love to wait for them to go under the glass table. I would knock from on top and they would bounce up and do their vicious little hisses. rolling on the floor laughing They would NOT get hurt, let me say. It was very funny. And I had one once that thought my hair was it's mother. It would sleep all entangled in my hair. gosh, they were beautiful. Alas, have allergies to cats now. mumbling

Thanks for my afternoon laugh...

G.



Lagoona22 Bugibba, Majjistral Malta
hahahahahaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!.....I need to do a painting of you Imma...title??...

"Lady with a Cat in her Hair"....


rolling on the floor laughing laugh

immanuelle: Oh Lago,


Thanks for my afternoon laugh...

G.
immanuelle My city, Zuid-Holland Netherlands
NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

About an hour ago I pulled out my favourite lighter spring leather jacket as I wanted to go and roam the streets of Den Haag. There was an old pack of smokes in there with a lighter and one ciggie. I ran away.
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I think that if I went and peeked right now, it would still be there blues



Lagoona22 Bugibba, Majjistral Malta
hahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!...I can imagine you spying on this smoke from around the corner.....you'll spend hours looking at it....doh laugh
immanuelle My city, Zuid-Holland Netherlands
Lagoona22: hahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!...I can imagine you spying on this smoke from around the corner.....you'll spend hours looking at it....


I confess... I have peeked some more at it. Later, I might gently enjoy it's slight aroma in it's pure unsullied state. Oh, the smell of unsmoked tobacco. I am sooooo looking forward to that. It will be my little treat after I have finished all my school planning and gone jogging.


Ooooooh, I can't wait.


Jiminy Cricket...I think I just flushed...

blushing



Lagoona22 Bugibba, Majjistral Malta
You're playing russian roulette with the devil....devil
immanuelle My city, Zuid-Holland Netherlands
Lagoona22: You're playing russian roulette with the devil....


Okay.......

I took it out.

I smelled it.

I touched it.

I stroked it.

I put it to my lips.

and I flushed the motherfecker down the toilet. I know myself well enough to know that at 2 in the morning when my newly acquired insomnia wakes me up, resistance is futile.




Lagoona22 Bugibba, Majjistral Malta
Now, as penance, please take your leather belt....get naked...stand in front of a mirror, and give yourself a good flogging....


....can I watch?....


rolling on the floor laughing applause
immanuelle My city, Zuid-Holland Netherlands
Lagoona22: Now, as penance, please take your leather belt....get naked...stand in front of a mirror, and give yourself a good flogging........can I watch?....


rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing

Ok...you have me speechless...I have no response.

I am not worthy to spar in speech with you Sir Lago!!!bowing



Lagoona22 Bugibba, Majjistral Malta
Nah, you are fit and able...going for my walk...hasta la vista..wave
immanuelle My city, Zuid-Holland Netherlands
Lagoona22: Nah, you are fit and able...going for my walk...hasta la vista..


Adios Amigo
kidatheart Earth, Alberta Canada
immanuelle: Okay.......

I took it out.
I smelled it.
I touched it.
I stroked it.
I put it to my lips.
and I flushed the motherfecker down the toilet. I know myself well enough to know that at 2 in the morning when my newly acquired insomnia wakes me up, resistance is futile.




Oh my!blushing


laugh wave hug
immanuelle My city, Zuid-Holland Netherlands
kidatheart: Oh my!

teehee.

Do you see what is has come down to Kid! I am now having a sordid affair with a stale cigarette.

That is so sad.

Hope all is well friend. The sun has burst in out in style in The Hague. Hope it is warming up a little for you also.

Big hugs sent your way.

wave
kidatheart Earth, Alberta Canada
immanuelle: teehee.

Do you see what is has come down to Kid! I am now having a sordid affair with a stale cigarette.

That is so sad.

Hope all is well friend. The sun has burst in out in style in The Hague. Hope it is warming up a little for you also.

Big hugs sent your way.


You did the right thing in the end, that's what really matters.

Had more snow overnight, and more on the way, but it's warming up and the sun is out today!applause

A sordid affair....daydream That might chase the winter blues away.laugh


hug
immanuelle My city, Zuid-Holland Netherlands
kidatheart: You did the right thing in the end, that's what really matters.

Had more snow overnight, and more on the way, but it's warming up and the sun is out today!

A sordid affair.... That might chase the winter blues away.


Hey Kid,
I don't know if they have snow on the ground right now in TO, but if they did, it will be a lovely shade of yucky brown from all the traffic. It' s about 10 degrees there. This Friday it is going up to 18 here. dancing Rain on the weekend though.

Did you get your piping all sorted out?

Ok, we need to find you a good old-fashioned sordid affair with the local town beauty.

Did I ever tell you that I am a grade A match maker?





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